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Posted by Al on Feb-07-2009 02:26:

Re: On the toilet.

Shirts off, pants off. No clothes at all. slightly sitting on the side,

Reading magazines, watching tv sometimes browsing the net.

Posted by VERTiG0 on Feb-08-2009 01:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Zentac_75
Drop and flush reminded me of something LOL

(copy and pasted)
imagine the scene in your typical Dutch water closet (European for bathroom). You make a quick bombing run and instead of going immediately sub-aquaeous, your log is deposited on "the shelf" where it remains horrifyingly sub-aerial.

This cross-section of the shelf toilet should give you the idea (from the leenks site):

*edit* you have never truly smelled your shit until you've used one of these toilets.

This was the bane of my existence for the entire month of July 2007. Fuck these toilets.

Posted by Spam on Feb-08-2009 03:00:

No time for entertainment, I just drop the turtle-head and be on with me day!

One push, anything more and you're enjoying it too much

Posted by E2EK1EL on Feb-08-2009 03:19:

Surf the web on the iPhone and smoke my brains out.

Posted by VDub on Feb-08-2009 03:42:

Just went through 5 threads and am now posting in this one...

Still not done...

Posted by Reza on Feb-08-2009 07:22:

read the news on my phone or call up a friend to chat(my fav)

Posted by phlog on Feb-08-2009 07:39:

every single one of my posts on TA was typed while I was pinching a loaf.

Posted by soupastah on Feb-10-2009 01:13:

i dream of dead babies

Posted by kaniz on Feb-10-2009 14:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
each time I got for a sitting at the office, I can hear the other guys in the neighbouring stals click away at their blackberrys... EVERY TIME

I *hate* black berries. People, it is OK to be disconnected at times.

Yes, they do have a business use, but do you need to use them

- When shitting
- When on lunch
- After hours (unless you're in an on-call job)
- When meeting with friends

I hate going out for lunch with crackberry addicts, they are more interested in clicking through their emails then having a conversation.

But, back on topic - I'm usually in and out in under a minute. If it's taking longer, I usually figure something is up with my diet and make a conscious effort to eat more fiber and roughage for a few days.

All-hail the double-flush-no-wipe in under 30 seconds power-turd.

Posted by Abercrombie on Feb-10-2009 15:10:

quote:
Originally posted by kaniz
All-hail the double-flush-no-wipe in under 30 seconds power-turd.

I have yet to ever have a wipeless crap in my life. I don't know how you do it. It's not like I eat mexican or anything.

Posted by kaniz on Feb-10-2009 15:12:

Bran cereal breakfast and spinach salad with lunch/supper does wonders for ones digestive system.

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