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Originally posted by Ania_xox Ben you can come to the Guv with my man and I no love here we're popping pills, putting our hands in the air and riding unicorns

lol I was contemplating getting some pills and going out. Then everything came back to focus and I don't have that kind of money.

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Originally posted by elFreak it`s only one day. going to the park and hitting on nubile teens is free.

well if you are broke, adult girls might be out of your league. Teen girls only need a car.

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Originally posted by elFreak well if you are broke, adult girls might be out of your league. Teen girls only need a car.

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Originally posted by elFreak well if you are broke, adult girls might be out of your league. Teen girls only need a car.

and balls to play with, which he lacks :/

It is NOT that big of a deal! It's just another day you can go to dinner, and have hot sex! And another excuse for me to by dirty lingerie

Plus, you get a cute card to boot!

And it's like the one day a year where we aren't the only ones in the restaurant all over each other. (I'm a cheap drunk. 1 wine glass in, I'm trying to lick him all over)

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Originally posted by squirrelly It is NOT that big of a deal! It's just another day you can go to dinner, and have hot sex! And another excuse for me to by dirty lingerie Plus, you get a cute card to boot! And it's like the one day a year where we aren't the only ones in the restaurant all over each other. (I'm a cheap drunk. 1 wine glass in, I'm trying to lick him all over)

WTF I don't know any Polish girls that can drink for shit. All the Russian girls I know on the other hand are a different story.

Back when I was in college, I could drink nearly every guy under the table. I would wake up at 7 in the morning and start my day with a shot of vodka. Buuuuuut..... once you STOP drinking THAT much, you lose your tolerance. So, 2 or 3 years of only drinking once a month lead to lightweightedness

i bet that wasn't the only thing you were doing under the table

No, it wasn't.

that is why you didn't "out drink" anyone.

*encourages naive college chick to think that she can drink more than me so she can get tanked and i can cum in her butt with no consequences*

HAH so didn't happen that way. I was a freak with whatever boyfriend I had - but pretty well controlled when I was single.

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Originally posted by squirrelly Back when I was in college, I could drink nearly every guy under the table. I would wake up at 7 in the morning and start my day with a shot of vodka. Buuuuuut..... once you STOP drinking THAT much, you lose your tolerance. So, 2 or 3 years of only drinking once a month lead to lightweightedness

didn't work that way for me. in college i could easily kill a 750ml bottle of 80 proof liquor in one evening. i basically completely quit drinking for 7 years after that except for a beer here and there. The first time I really drank after that I killed half a bottle of Bombay in an evening making G&Ts and wasn't even drunk

Ok well your liver never fully recovered then

yeah, my liver clearly has a pretty good memory. i was hoping i would be back to the point where i could get wasted off a 6 pack

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Originally posted by Taranis I don't understand people who hate being single on VDay. I hate being in a relationship because it means you have to go to an effort to put on this contrived air of romance and have a cliche VDay date just to prove how much I care about my current partner.

Yeah, I get to laugh at all my friends who have to spend the day getting dragged around doing shitty fake stuff for their needy whores.

Im playing a bday party on this day... so hopefully, any single bitches will be lonely and horny.

but then again, I don't think most of them like "techno" [EDM]


YOU DID IT WRONG!!

and away home I go, after the party, with no one.

I just dropped $50 to get her a massage gift certificate hopefully she'll get me something equally cool and we can eat some pills on saturday and enjoy the 3 day weekend proper.

man i wish i could get off with only spending 50 bucks.

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Originally posted by elFreak man i wish i could get off with only spending 50 bucks.

You got her a baby, what more does she need?

more than 50 bucks.

she knows how much i make, so i can't be a cheap fuck

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Originally posted by elFreak more than 50 bucks. she knows how much i make, so i can't be a cheap fuck

Ahh the wonders of living with your mate.

i enjoy the free pancakes though.

tell your sister's hubby that she wants to go to a hotel for the night so she can do unmentionable things to him...so he should book a hotel room and surprise her.

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced tell your sister's hubby that she wants to go to a hotel for the night so she can do unmentionable things to him...so he should book a hotel room and surprise her.

LOL

Next time I am in Tdot, I really hope you can make it out to either a c0r whore meetup, or, we can meetup at a bar with your brother or something.


edit//There is a train station/go station in Milton. No excuses!!!!!!!!

Alright I know Vday is a sham, and I honestly was NOT expecting Jimmy to get me anything. I mean shit, I have to work till 11 tonight..just another day really. But he got me gold hoop earrings and a heart-shaped diamond belly button ring, er...barbell rather. Oh and some sexy panties and this HOT fucking one piece lingerie thing. Omg. So hot. Lol.

I fucked the shit out of him in it last night.

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