So my female housemate has a new male friend

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Posted by Fledz on Feb-26-2009 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by ********
*serious?*...

any recommendations?

I am always serious. Super serial.

Get one with a real screamer on it. Or more than one.

Posted by fitom tiel on Feb-26-2009 04:03:

I have to ask, why didn't you make a move on her?

Posted by kadomony on Feb-26-2009 07:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Whoa nelly.

thats what SHE said

Posted by Ted Promo on Feb-26-2009 08:55:

While they're fucking in the other room use charcoal to draw pentagrams all over any viable surface.

Posted by Domesticated on Feb-26-2009 11:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Ted Promo
While they're fucking in the other room use charcoal to draw pentagrams all over any viable surface.

I get the feeling he's that way inclined regardless of anything else.

Posted by Meat187 on Feb-26-2009 11:13:

OK, here's what you do:
Put on a cowboy hat and get naked. Wait for them to start having sex, then knock until they open and ask: "Has anybody seen my horse?"

Posted by Damerchi on Feb-26-2009 11:27:

ask Jastic, he has expertise on these kind of matters.

how was mehico btw?

Posted by ReclusNdangrmnt on Feb-26-2009 17:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
OK, here's what you do:
Put on a cowboy hat and get naked. Wait for them to start having sex, then knock until they open and ask: "Has anybody seen my horse?"

This, but ask them for tracks to play at a gig you've got coming up.

Posted by Scottaculous on Feb-26-2009 17:34:

sell sekret sex tape for money

Posted by Meat187 on Feb-26-2009 19:43:

quote:
Originally posted by ReclusNdangrmnt
This, but ask them for tracks to play at a gig you've got coming up.

Cotton Eye Joe would be the obvious answer.

Posted by zag2me on Feb-26-2009 19:59:

Manual ejaculation ha!

My girl house mate is really loud so I sit in the lounge singing along to her orgasm sometimes, she eventually got the point.

Its even funnier when you hear the slapping and squelching through the thin walls, then a "oops sorry wrong hole" or something similar. I always remind her of the quotes if it was a drunken night.

Posted by nchs09 on Feb-26-2009 20:09:

Re: Re: Re: So my female housemate has a new male friend

quote:
Originally posted by coroknight
Crymax fuckin lol
+1

Posted by boris_the_bear on Feb-26-2009 22:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Scottaculous
sell sekret sex tape for money

typing a "k" in seKret definitely made a point there

Posted by jupiterone on Feb-26-2009 22:55:

********:

what is that you're holding in your avatar? looks like some sort of mask? what kind exactly

Posted by RandomGirl on Feb-26-2009 23:09:

I am always worried that my roomie can hear me... I tend to be unintentionally loud

*cue lame jokes including but not limited to including animals etc.*

Do you think it's rude that they are loud enough for you to hear, or is it to be expected/natural etc.?

Posted by Slylee on Feb-26-2009 23:20:

i'm actually in the exact opposite position. i'm the one making the noise with my bf and our poor, sex deprived roommate has to listen to us.

no but really the last thing we're thinking about while doing it is who can hear us. don't take it personal.

Posted by Alex on Feb-26-2009 23:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i'm actually in the exact opposite position. i'm the one making the noise with my bf and our poor, sex deprived roommate has to listen to us.

no but really the last thing we're thinking about while doing it is who can hear us. don't take it personal.

Is your roomate a TA? You should bang him/her/it.

Posted by Tony Morello on Feb-26-2009 23:38:

or you could just grow some balls, get a chick of your own and bang her senseless so she screams louder, you could have competitions

it's what me and my rommmates do, see who can get the girl to scream the loudest

Posted by Slylee on Feb-26-2009 23:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Alex
Is your roomate a TA? You should bang him/her/it.

what is your sig from?

Posted by we_R_DNA on Feb-27-2009 00:47:

You know the same shit happened to me this week and last night as I was going on a beer run my neighbors down stairs said, "I am getting pissed of at hearing your roommate have sex at 4am."

The one thing you can do is call the cops and break out a video camera and tell the cops you think a rapist is in the other room.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Feb-27-2009 00:52:

quote:
Originally posted by we_R_DNA
You know the same shit happened to me this week and last night as I was going on a beer run my neighbors down stairs said, "I am getting pissed of at hearing your roommate have sex at 4am."

The one thing you can do is call the cops and break out a video camera and tell the cops you think a rapist is in the other room.

Posted by UWM on Feb-27-2009 02:20:

Crymax? Manual ejaculation?

Awesome.

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Feb-27-2009 06:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i'm actually in the exact opposite position. i'm the one making the noise with my bf and our poor, sex deprived roommate has to listen to us.

Poor guy is right. Hammering a nail into a board can be harmful to the ears. Why do you think construction workers wear those earmuffs? fashion?

Sorry im just fatasizing about PVD angel with a bucket of KFC

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Feb-27-2009 06:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Alex
Is your roomate a TA? You should bang him/her/it.

Avoid the noid. Im still waiting for my pizza

Posted by MykonosBoy22 on Feb-27-2009 07:48:

Re: Re: So my female housemate has a new male friend

quote:
Originally posted by bas
You got two options:

1) Sit alone in your room jerking off to the sound of another couple fucking, then crymax (tears as lube etc)
2) Walk in naked with a boner and a smile.

Godspeed.

That is the funniest post i've read in quite some time, cheers to you

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