10 Things You Didn't Know About Dj Tiësto.

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Posted by RebeL9 on Mar-03-2009 11:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Borislav
But how he survived?

that's just what I wrote. He is the son of God

Posted by BlueSky on Mar-03-2009 11:54:

oh "tha god of trance" ?

Posted by Excite on Mar-04-2009 23:47:

[IMG]]http://static.flickr.com/35/196166386_56f4041858_o.jpg[/IMG]

he is a level 2 douchebag

Posted by DJ_Eternal on Mar-04-2009 23:51:

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Originally posted by Excite
[IMG]]http://static.flickr.com/35/196166386_56f4041858_o.jpg[/IMG]

he is a level 2 douchebag

He only just managed to unlock level 2 by beating a boss on Level 1. Armin's pretty tough to conquer.

Posted by saluyamo on Mar-05-2009 00:31:

quote:
Originally posted by RebeL9
where is the one that he is the Messiah that have returned for humanitys sins?

I really wish there were more of these. Not sure if I got it from here or Trance.nu

quote:
Tiesto 6:43: "And Tiesto saith unto them, Behold for I shall perform the miracle of the trainwreck and the deafening of the five thousand. And he commanded the multitude to jump up and down, and gave to his disciples the joy of the poor track selection. Tiesto saith unto them, praise me for I am the Lord."

Posted by EddieZilker on Mar-05-2009 02:21:

Tiesto was in a car accident, lost both his legs, and STILL walked away without a scratch.

Posted by Viol8tor on Mar-05-2009 02:45:

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Originally posted by EddieZilker
Tiesto was in a car accident, lost both his legs, and STILL walked away without a scratch.

Ok, now here getting into Chuck Norris territory.....

"Tiesto doesn't do push-ups, he PUSHES the world down.........in search of sunrise"

Posted by EddieZilker on Mar-05-2009 03:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Viol8tor
Ok, now here getting into Chuck Norris territory.....

"Tiesto doesn't do push-ups, he PUSHES the world down.........in search of sunrise"

Tiesto was walking through the forest. Suddenly, he was attacked by a mountain lion and a grizzly bear, at the same time. Two hours later, the bear and the lion were chilling, under a tree, listening to one of his sets. Then he killed them both with a single round-house kick.

Posted by Neon Sky on Mar-05-2009 03:45:

This thread needs more Asian flutes.

Posted by Dj Phillip on Mar-05-2009 06:58:

quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
Tiesto was walking through the forest. Suddenly, he was attacked by a mountain lion and a grizzly bear, at the same time. Two hours later, the bear and the lion were chilling, under a tree, listening to one of his sets. Then he killed them both with a single round-house kick.

Posted by jupiterone on Mar-05-2009 07:13:

there are multiple stories in the bible which make note of tijs

Posted by Clovis on Mar-05-2009 07:23:

32 cans of redbull in 24 hours.

What a fucking idiot.

Posted by Trance-M on Mar-05-2009 08:54:

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Originally posted by Clovis
32 cans of redbull in 24 hours.

What a fucking idiot.

That explains a lot. Dutch Redbull commercials: "Redbull gives you wings"

Posted by adi_hanson on Mar-05-2009 10:36:

I think this is mentioned in the bible's 2012 propehcy , i think it happens just after the sky has turned red and the clouds are swirlling around and the deep boomy voice starts to speak saying:-

I am your god , your creator and i have come for a reason,
This time we are now in has been called "The Time of Trial on Earth," "Judgement Day," "The Time of Great Purification," "The End of this Creation," "The Quickening," "The End of Time as We Know It," "The Shift of the Ages." It is told that the completion of the Precession brings regeneration of Earth, offering awakening to all open, willing hearts. Many peoples spoke of these last days of the Great Cycle, including the: Maya, Hopi, Egyptians, Kabbalists, Essenes, Qero elders of Peru, Navajo, Cherokee, Apache, Iroquois confederacy, Dogon Tribe, and Aborigines.But one man will rise , he has fans all over the world and sold millions of albums , let him take you on a journey to the next world , so my children , i give you

Tiesto.....

10 seconds to sunrise starts playing........

Posted by Dj Phillip on Mar-05-2009 10:58:

sometimes i think this forum wouldn't be so fun if tiesto has never existed

Posted by saluyamo on Mar-05-2009 13:41:

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Tiesto was walking through a Deep Forest as a Storm approached from the West. Suddenly, he was attacked by a mountain lion and a Stray dog, at the same time. Two hours later thanks to his Guardian angel, the bear and the dog were chilling, under a tree, listening to one of his sets. Then he then Fucked them right, 10 seconds before sunrise.

Posted by denys envy on Mar-05-2009 14:16:

#11. Tiesto once had sex with 14 midgets at the same time (also a world record) in a New York appartment. The open window provided a constant background noise of NYC's finest traffic. That event inspired the writing of the track aptly named 'Traffic'. Originally Tiesto wanted the title 'Midget Traffic' but the label talked him out of it with 2 cans of redbull.

Posted by Sykonee on Mar-05-2009 14:44:

12. When Dr. Manhattan retreats to Mars, he also brings along Tiesto to keep pumping out those soothing trance vibes.
13. Chuck Norris meditates to the Indoor disc of Nyana.
14. During the first TiC event, Mr. Verwest broke wind four times.

Posted by Viol8tor on Mar-06-2009 02:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Sykonee
12. When Dr. Manhattan retreats to Mars, he also brings along Tiesto to keep pumping out those soothing trance vibes.
13. Chuck Norris meditates to the Indoor disc of Nyana.
14. During the first TiC event, Mr. Verwest broke wind four times.

15. "Adagio For Strings" was first ever recorded and heard on DJ Tiestos album "Just Be". The track is SOO powerfull that it went BACK in time and UNMIXED itself for past generations to enjoy........and ensure the survival of John Connor.

Posted by EddieZilker on Mar-06-2009 03:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Viol8tor
15. "Adagio For Strings" was first ever recorded and heard on DJ Tiestos album "Just Be". The track is SOO powerfull that it went BACK in time and UNMIXED itself for past generations to enjoy........and ensure the survival of John Connor.

Posted by Light The Fuse on Mar-06-2009 03:24:

Posted by infiniteJEST on Mar-06-2009 04:18:

December 21st, 2012: Tiesto plays the world's greatest DJ set to fend off space invaders & save humanity.

Posted by woscar on Mar-06-2009 04:27:

Posted by Leon on Mar-06-2009 09:36:

yo i found this kinda groovy
you can zoom in on his nostrils, they look really weird

http://o.aolcdn.com/feedgallery/mus...esto-100407.jpg

Posted by Stino on Mar-06-2009 13:15:

this topic is ace

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