So my girlfriend is going to surprise me

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Posted by tubularbills on Apr-18-2009 04:58:

its going to be sex all right. with her strap on, and your ass.

Posted by Alex on Apr-18-2009 05:00:

I think she's just after Krypton's money. He makes $1000 an hour.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-18-2009 05:01:

Ah man, I actually just briefly skimmed what BJS said, and I happened to stop on "Marley & Me". Definitely fuck everything he said.

Posted by Alex on Apr-18-2009 05:03:

In all likelyhood, it's a bigger wallet for all his money.

Posted by bigjimslade002 on Apr-18-2009 05:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Alex
In all likelyhood, it's a bigger wallet for all his money.

Posted by Domesticated on Apr-18-2009 05:23:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
its going to be sex all right. with her strap on, and your ass.

That's funny because it actually happened to a mate of mine. He had just "finished" a one night stand and was on the couch watching the tennis on television. She came out, nudged him on the cheek with the big black strap on she was wearing and said: "how about it?" or words to that effect.

Posted by bigjimslade002 on Apr-18-2009 05:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
That's funny because it actually happened to me. i had just "finished" a one night stand and was on the couch watching the tennis on television. She came out, nudged me on the cheek with the big black strap on she was wearing and said: "how about it?" or words to that effect.

fixed?

Posted by Domesticated on Apr-18-2009 05:31:

Well, no.

If it had actually happened to me I wouldn't really give a shit about telling a bunch of strangers on the internet now, would I?

Posted by nchs09 on Apr-18-2009 05:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Alex
I think she's just after Krypton's money. He makes $1000 an hour.
LOOL

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Apr-18-2009 05:54:

"hi krypton, id like you to meet my new boyfriend."

Posted by Domesticated on Apr-18-2009 05:56:

or: "Hi Krypton, I'd like you to meet my penis."

Posted by Alex on Apr-18-2009 06:10:

Mosquitoes have penises on their heads. Thus confirming my theory that they are all fucking dickheads.

Posted by Sushipunk on Apr-18-2009 06:12:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"hi krypton, id like you to meet my new boyfriend."

lol

Posted by Omega_M on Apr-18-2009 08:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
This would happen...

lol

So anyways...what happened ?

Posted by Krypton on Apr-18-2009 08:57:

Well, I get there, and I hear techno music blasting against the walls. I walk inside, a strobe light is going, and deadmau5 - I Remember is being blasted. I'm thinkin, "werd." Booze all over the kitchen counter. People dancing in front a big screen tv with music visuals going off. 20 people there, half of which I had never met before. It was pretty good...until this guy who was rolling balls took everything and threw it out the window. Throwing up and shit. Kicked his ass out, he goes to the neighbors and rings their doorbell, at like 1 o'clock in the morning. They call the cops, and everyone outside trying to leave gets a nice convo with the cops.

I don't care though. This is probably the best birthday I have had since I was 15. Nobody ever really goes out of their way to do something like that for me. I'v got a keeper.

COR version: went from this to

Posted by boris_the_bear on Apr-18-2009 08:58:

it happened that he had no girlfriend at all *oooh*

Posted by echosystm on Apr-18-2009 09:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Krypton
I don't care though. This is probably the best birthday I have had since I was 15. Nobody ever really goes out of their way to do something like that for me. I'v got a keeper.

Good to hear mate
...even if her friends sound like a real loose bunch of tards lol

Posted by Krypton on Apr-18-2009 09:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Alex
I think she's just after Krypton's money. He makes $1000 an hour.

Thats right bitch hate the game not the player.

Posted by Domesticated on Apr-18-2009 13:03:

Well, since you girlfriend set up a club in her lounge room, I guess there's only one question we need to ask, since everyone knows what you like doing when you hear music...

Wait for it...

Here it comes...

Oh shit this is going to be awesome...

The tension is killing me...

DID YOU START UP A STOCK COMPANY ON THE SPOT?!

Posted by nchs09 on Apr-18-2009 13:33:

Did trancepixie jump out of the cake nakkid to surprise you?

Posted by Zewad on Apr-18-2009 13:47:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
Did trancepixie jump out of the cake nakkid to surprise you?

nice recall

Posted by a spoon on Apr-18-2009 16:29:

This is ze lame

Posted by elFreak on Apr-18-2009 18:40:

lol pics (with you) or there is no "girlfriend"

Posted by Alex on Apr-18-2009 19:13:

I bet Ania showed up for a threesome.

Posted by bas on Apr-18-2009 19:31:

You're 22, have a real party.

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