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Posted by Frenchie on Apr-22-2009 23:06:

She looks naked and 12. Good job.

Posted by Ygrene on Apr-22-2009 23:07:

Congratulations and enjoy the honeymoon.

Posted by Saka on Apr-22-2009 23:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Congratulations and enjoy the honeymoon.

Thanks can't wait.
Many people here married then?
Poeple keep telling me good luck and I'm making a mistake but to be honest, those people are still married and if it's that much of a mistake they wouldn't be...
And she aint 12, she's 23, 11 months older than I, and she's not naked in that pic, strapless top though.

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-22-2009 23:17:

I don't know what's worse..the fact that she's not naked or that you're getting married at 23.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Apr-22-2009 23:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
that you're getting married at 23.

This

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Apr-22-2009 23:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I don't know what's worse..the fact that she's not naked or that you're getting married at 23.

23 is nothing. I went to a friend's 21st birthday party a couple of weeks ago and two of my old friends from school were there, not only married for two years but now with a baby. At 21. All I could think was "Fuck, I don't even have a car yet."

Posted by elFreak on Apr-22-2009 23:24:

Posted by Reza on Apr-22-2009 23:33:

marry me. i give u tv remote control and a goat

Posted by Brian Scott on Apr-22-2009 23:39:

quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
23 is nothing. I went to a friend's 21st birthday party a couple of weeks ago and two of my old friends from school were there, not only married for two years but now with a baby. At 21. All I could think was "Fuck, I don't even have a car yet."

BTW, I was married 3 weeks before my 28th bday. Frankly, it's not much different than it was before the marriage except that we could afford to buy a house together.

Congrats on your nuptials

(30 months is the over/under for divorce papers to be filed)

Posted by gehzumteufel on Apr-22-2009 23:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Brian Scott

BTW, I was married 3 weeks before my 28th bday. Frankly, it's not much different than it was before the marriage except that we could afford to buy a house together.

Congrats on your nuptials

(30 months is the over/under for divorce papers to be filed)

Yeah, but to be fair, you two were together something like 5yrs and living with each other and all that shit.

Posted by Brian Scott on Apr-22-2009 23:41:

quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Yeah, but to be fair, you two were together something like 5yrs and living with each other and all that shit.

10 years (with one extended break), but that's just a minor detail LOL!

Posted by elFreak on Apr-22-2009 23:43:

how many different penises did she put in her mouth in said extended break?

Posted by gehzumteufel on Apr-22-2009 23:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Brian Scott
10 years (with one extended break), but that's just a minor detail LOL!

haha yeah. So the time is a huge factor. This kid, I am sure got with the chick at most 2yrs ago.

Posted by Brian Scott on Apr-22-2009 23:45:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
how many different penises did she put in her mouth in said extended break?

At one time?

Edit: (doubt it would beat your record)

Posted by elFreak on Apr-22-2009 23:46:

be serious.

you said the over under is 30 months, i need the background info to know where i will put my chips.

Posted by Brian Scott on Apr-22-2009 23:47:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
be serious.

you said the over under is 30 months, i need the background info to know where i will put my chips.

in your asshole. time period is irrelevant.

Posted by elFreak on Apr-22-2009 23:48:

that much eh?

ok then, i'll vote for under.

Posted by Brian Scott on Apr-22-2009 23:52:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
that much eh?

ok then, i'll vote for under.

it really depends on how many kids they pump out in that 30 month period. if it's more than 1, divorce is imminent

Posted by elFreak on Apr-23-2009 00:06:

according to woman's health:

the formula for cocks in mouth goes as such.

first week of separation = 5 cocks in mouth (rebound factor)7 to 10 if she likes hip hop because one black cock = 3

add 1 to 3 subsequent cocks per week until month 2 all dependent on how much she likes to eat potato chips. More potato chips = more cock due to + 43 insecurity points.

After that you add 4 cocks per month for the rest of the subsequent year. If bobby comes to visit, add 15 cocks per month because people will fly from far to put cock in mouth.

2nd year is 2 cocks per month.

take the total and multiply by 2 if she reads cosmo or watches sex in the city.

this cock test is accurate to 97.532%

Posted by Brian Scott on Apr-23-2009 00:09:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
according to woman's health:

the formula for cocks in mouth goes as such.

first week of separation = 5 cocks in mouth (rebound factor)7 to 10 if she likes hip hop because one black cock = 3

add 1 to 3 subsequent cocks per week until month 2 all dependent on how much she likes to eat potato chips. More potato chips = more cock due to + 43 insecurity points.

After that you add 4 cocks per month for the rest of the subsequent year. If bobby comes to visit, add 15 cocks per month because people will fly from far to put cock in mouth.

2nd year is 2 cocks per month.

take the total and multiply by 2 if she reads cosmo or watches sex in the city.

this cock test is accurate to 97.532%

I can't argue with that science. Now give me the formula for cocks in ass.

Posted by EddieZilker on Apr-23-2009 00:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Brian Scott
I can't argue with that science. Now give me the formula for cocks in ass.

Simple

Same equation as ElFreak's only change hip-hop to gay bars/is friends with homosexual man who cleans up after losses of consortium. Do not multiply cock unless she's a black male's "hag". For every five BJ's add one anal, in a desperate attempt to attain validation from someone who can never really be the man she wants to love (i.e. father/gay man).

Of course, it will never be the same and both wind up regretting it the next day.

Posted by Arbiter on Apr-23-2009 01:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Brian Scott
(30 months is the over/under for divorce papers to be filed)

Over.

If kids enter the picture before then I'm probably screwed, but I'll take that risk. These two seem young and naive, not outright crazy.

Posted by nchs09 on Apr-23-2009 04:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Scottaculous
10 more days to avoid the biggest mistake of your life! What's it going to be?

I'm also taking bets on when the divorce paper will be filed.
scott.. you are such a romantic

Posted by Saka on Apr-23-2009 15:29:

I've known her 3 years this June, out after 6 months then 18 months after got engaged and 1 year later we shall be married. Which is next satday.

So not many people in this conv. are married I'm guessing.
How come nobody has a good word to say about marriage?

Posted by Saka on Apr-23-2009 15:30:

And hell no to kids.

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