Why do people have to live longer than puppies?

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Posted by Ian on May-11-2009 08:02:

I read that as a Shakira imbalance and now I have that really annoying song inside my head. Lend me a drill so I can let it out?

Posted by Sushipunk on May-11-2009 08:05:

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Originally posted by Ian
I read that as a Shakira imbalance and now I have that really annoying song inside my head. Lend me a drill so I can let it out?

Stop thinking about my drill

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-11-2009 08:06:

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Originally posted by Sushipunk
She fucking does. Though, she'd probably just consider it a 'sign from the universe' that she needs to immediately spend a good portion of her income on crystal healing, reiki, and energy healing for her shakra imbalances.

Lol.

hahahha. man, my mum has at least 2 science degrees and she's still kinda into that shit. it boggles my mind.

Posted by Sushipunk on May-11-2009 08:09:

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hahahha. man, my mum has at least 2 science degrees and she's still kinda into that shit. it boggles my mind.

Argh, fucking hell.

Well I bet she doesn't believe in past life experiences that have to be cleansed in this life, hmmm? Oh yeah. Crystals.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-11-2009 08:12:

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Originally posted by Sushipunk
Argh, fucking hell.

Well I bet she doesn't believe in past life experiences that have to be cleansed in this life, hmmm? Oh yeah. Crystals.

to be honest, i try to avoid the spirituality discussions with mum, coz its just not polite to call your own mother a stupid cunt.

Posted by Sushipunk on May-11-2009 08:18:

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
to be honest, i try to avoid the spirituality discussions with mum, coz its just not polite to call your own mother a stupid cunt.

Polite or not, I've gone there My mum and I did NOT get along when I was a teenager, at all, due to the shit she tried to cram into my head. It took quite a few years into my 20s before I could just ignore it as 'babbling', for use of a better word.

She mostly gets the message now. Mostly.

Posted by Banora on May-11-2009 08:19:

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Originally posted by Sushipunk
She fucking does. Though, she'd probably just consider it a 'sign from the universe' that she needs to immediately spend a good portion of her income on crystal healing, reiki, and energy healing for her shakra imbalances.

Lol.

I'd take that over my gold-digging, two faced whore of a mother.

Posted by Ian on May-11-2009 08:23:

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Originally posted by Banora
I'd take that over my gold-digging, two faced whore of a mother.

Ahh. What's your story?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-11-2009 08:24:

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Originally posted by Sushipunk
Polite or not, I've gone there My mum and I did NOT get along when I was a teenager, at all, due to the shit she tried to cram into my head. It took quite a few years into my 20s before I could just ignore it as 'babbling', for use of a better word.

She mostly gets the message now. Mostly.

aw, jesus. i remember being carried screaming from sunday school when i was about 5. that was the last time they tried to indoctrinate me dammit!! though she keeps talking to me about a psychic she saw not too long ago it just...hurts my feelings, you know? like that first time as a child you realise your parents aren't perfect? like when i beat dad at chess when i was 7 or 8. hahahahahaha.

dad on the other hand lent me 'the god delusion'. good dad!

Posted by Banora on May-11-2009 08:25:

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Originally posted by Ian
Ahh. What's your story?

Nothing much, she's just a fickle, shallow, materialistic gold-digging whore.

Posted by Ian on May-11-2009 08:25:

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Originally posted by Banora
Nothing much, she's just a fickle, shallow, materialistic gold-digging whore.

swap for my crazy "tries to be cool" mum?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-11-2009 08:26:

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Originally posted by Banora
Nothing much, she's just a fickle, shallow, materialistic gold-digging whore.

cool, if i tell her i have money will she suck my dick?

Posted by Banora on May-11-2009 08:28:

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
cool, if i tell her i have money will she suck my dick?

Depends on how much. She's currently married to a guy who brings home 200k a year.

If you can beat that I'm sure she'd gladly cock-hop to you.

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Originally posted by Ian
swap for my crazy "tries to be cool" mum?

Done, but I have a 15 year old brother, so she's also into the 'tries to be cool mom' stage as well.

Posted by Ian on May-11-2009 08:30:

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Originally posted by Banora
Depends on how much. She's currently married to a guy who brings home 200k a year.

If you can beat that I'm sure she'd gladly cock-hop to you.

Done, but I have a 15 year old brother, so she's also into the 'tries to be cool mom' stage as well.

he can tell her he brings home 500k a year. the Aussie dollar is worthless

Posted by Banora on May-11-2009 08:32:

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Originally posted by Ian
he can tell her he brings home 500k a year. the Aussie dollar is worthless

She's too stupid to know the difference. Add to the fact Ozland is her favorite place in the world and she will be sold.

Posted by Ian on May-11-2009 08:33:

wait til she finds out he actually lives in tasmania!

Posted by Ian on May-11-2009 08:34:

oh and this was actually his puppy

Posted by Banora on May-11-2009 08:34:

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Originally posted by Ian
wait til she finds out he actually lives in tasmania!

Pft. That won't fly. Sydney or bust.

Posted by PIV on May-11-2009 08:38:

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Originally posted by Banora

The seach button can get knocious sweety *wink*

Posted by LoveHate on May-11-2009 08:38:

Re: Why do people have to live longer than puppies?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
Why do people have to live longer than puppies?

its how jesus created us

Posted by Banora on May-11-2009 08:41:

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Originally posted by PIV
The seach button can get knocious sweety *wink*

...Uhm. Okay?

Posted by PIV on May-11-2009 08:42:

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Originally posted by LoveHate
its how jesus created us

hahaha tell me about it...it's like still merry chrismas every fuckin day!

Posted by PIV on May-11-2009 08:45:

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Originally posted by Banora
...Uhm. Okay?

It's quite useful, trust me *smiley*

Posted by Banora on May-11-2009 08:46:

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Originally posted by PIV
It's quite useful, trust me *smiley*

Erm, okay.

Posted by PIV on May-11-2009 08:50:

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Originally posted by Banora
Erm, okay.

Is you dad still alive?

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