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| Originally posted by notelfreak got it stu, but i am not an alt so i might not have got it  |
it is 3 21 am and delirium tremens and some good skunk are in the house.
i am about to embark on a 3 day mutek party that i am really too old for, please keep my sets hosted in case i die
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| Originally posted by notelfreak it is 3 21 am and delirium tremens and some good skunk are in the house. i am about to embark on a 3 day mutek party that i am really too old for, please keep my sets hosted in case i die |
ouais, mais tu es jeune, moi je suis plus vieux que jesus et ca fait mal pas faire dodo. Surtout que le speed, c'est rendu une chose qui est hors de questions. Ma blonde vais me laisser mais c'est pas pire parce que je vais avoir des 12" a la tonne gratuits
Get stacked' yo
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| Originally posted by notelfreak i am about to embark on a 3 day mutek party that i am really too old for, please keep my sets hosted in case i die |
at the 2 events that i have attended i have gotten enough promos to kill a goat. I love this shit mang, the best part is that i have only 1 or 2 left before ni have to be bob sagat in full house, so i appreciate it more
would you call me a monster if i told you i did i rail off of her retainer?
it was hot.
hot like negros picking diamonds.
I heard your mom's going out with Squeak.
i heard that you shoukd chinstroke my newest set and like because screech from saved by the bell will rape you and give you a sanchez, kinda like the all black pre game dance
fuck you and your promos 
dean martin and i are bff.
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On |
don't laugh at her stu, bitches that drool give good head.
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| Originally posted by notelfreak don't laugh at her stu, bitches that drool give good head. |
small hands make cocks look bigger <3
lol
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| Originally posted by notelfreak apparently del banned me because i dropped the n bomb. I think he hates black people, revolt. also if i wanted to be a bitch i would promote and say my new set is the best ever but i am not elfreak and i like to have sex with children and small animals named bas. |
perfect time to tell this story. so i was out at a party and it was like 17 chicks and 3 dudes. it was a fuckin shooting gallery. I had my eye on one girl and as i got drunker i forgot i was going for and just started hitting on everything to find the easiest one. well i found her, good looking shorter girl with cannons and a porn star face. I just couldnt understand why she was wearing her winter jacket inside and had her arms inside her jacket..Was it that cold??? so we got alone and i made my move. we were kissing when she pulls away and asks "you dont mind?" and im like "dont mind what?" and she pulls out her arms from the jacket and she has a fuckin BABY arm! a fuckin arm from scary movie all retarded and tyrannosaurus rex like. So playing it cool my first reaction was "AHHHHHH HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!" and i jumped backwards.
she started balling her eyes out. i felt so bad. so fuckin bad...but like wtf?!?!
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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy she started balling her eyes out. i felt so bad. so fuckin bad...but like wtf?!?! |
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| Originally posted by UmmiE no anal = Fail |
Getting a handjob by some drunken hoodrat's wizened limb would have made a far better tale.
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