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i freaking love that quote, forgot about it. i'll try and throw in a couple more quotes.
Homer: When condensed to bar form, you release the awesome power of apples. (later in the episode...)
Powersauce PR guy: Wake up Homer, powersauce bars are made up of nothing but discarded apple cores and chinese newspapers.
Homer: Hmmm.. Deng Xiaoping died.
America's diet culture, homer tries to climb the murderhorn.
Marge: Women will not want to be shot in the face with a gun.
Homer: Sure they will, women will like what I tell them to like.
Advertising media culture, homer becoming an inventor having just made the makeupgun.
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| Originally posted by elektrikal i freaking love that quote, forgot about it. i'll try and throw in a couple more quotes. Homer: When condensed to bar form, you release the awesome power of apples. (later in the episode...) Powersauce PR guy: Wake up Homer, powersauce bars are made up of nothing but discarded apple cores and chinese newspapers. Homer: Hmmm.. Deng Xiaoping died. America's diet culture, homer tries to climb the murderhorn. |
"...besides, weaseling out of things is important to learn. It is what separates us from the animals... except for the weasel."
Homer, Patty and Selma are sitting on the couch watching TV (with TV dinner
trays in front of them). Bart and Lisa are on the floor.
TV host: Okay, the capital of North Dakota was named for what German ruler?
Homer: Hitler!
Marge: [coming in with food] Hitler, North Dakota?
-- watching `Grade School Challenge', ``Simpson and Delilah''
TV host: The colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what? \\
[all four simultaneously]
\<
Bart: Blu|e! |Orange! |Red! Purple! \&
Patty: | |[bored] Green. \&
Selma: | | |[bored] Gr|een.
Homer: |Yellow!| | |Red! White! Black! Green!
\>
Contestant: [pause] Green.
Homer: I was right!
-- watching `Grade School Challenge', ``Simpson and Delilah''
btw if you know an episode an easy way to find the quotes in text is the snpp.com sites capsules, the line is probably in there if it was said in the first 10 or 11 seasons. 
Marge: What happened to the guitar we got you?
Bart: I gave it up cuz it was hard and I wasn't good at it.
Homer: Good for you son. You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I just like that quote.
Announcer: And now, here's your Action Anchor[tm], Kent Brockman.
Kent: [jumping in, panting] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman! Our top
stories tonight: a tremendous explosion, in the price of
lumber, President Reagan dyes...his hair, plus Garry
Trudeau and his new musical comedy revue. But first! Let's
check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on
us like a shotgun full of snow.
Weatherman: Well, Kent, as of now the death count is zero. But it is
ready to shoot right up.
Kent: Oh my God. [shakes fist at heaven] Damn you snow!
sensationalist news reporting culture, Lisa On Ice, great episode all around
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| Originally posted by elektrikal sensationalist news reporting culture, Lisa On Ice, great episode all around |
Kent Brockman reports on the situation.
Kent: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for
some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely
what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers
to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Mmm, yes I would, Kent.
-- A reasoned opinion, "Homer the Vigilante"
Marge: We have those in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Australian: That's a funny name. I'd have called them chuzzwazzers!
When i say , '' hello Mr Thompson , you say , hello'
''hello Mr Thompson''
Homer: '' I Think he's talking to you?''
-Apparent failure of american education system.
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| Originally posted by Akridrot AHAHAHAHAH. It sounds amazing in Spanish, like fucking spanish music.  |
10 mins of that , fuckin win
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| Originally posted by david.michael Bart, Lisa, and Milhouse are trying to escape. Milhouse stumbles and falls. "You guys go ahead and.....carry me!" Later on (or earlier?), Milhouse swings on a rope across a gap. Bart: "Throw us the rope!" Milhouse: "There's no time!" as he throws the rope aside. |
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| Originally posted by secked I dunno about cultural relevance, but one of my favourite Simpsons moments is/ Maude: "I'm talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n!" Krusty: "Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down years ago!" luls. |
sorta unrelated but one of the funniest moments ever on the show for me was from in 30 minutes over tokyo when homer loses the million yen;
Homer: Shimatta-baka-ni! (d'oh)
Use an open-faced club, like a sand wedge.
Mmmm. Open-faced club sandwich.
Just because I don't care it doesn't mean I don't understand.
-Homer
one of my uni prof was plannig out a psych course using only simpson clips...it was madness.
"It tastes like burning"
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| Originally posted by Boomer187 one of my uni prof was plannig out a psych course using only simpson clips...it was madness. "It tastes like burning" |
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| Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I think they do that at Evergreen and a couple other schools. Evergreen it makes sense cause thats where Matt went to school. |
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| Originally posted by nekholm Also that's where the Simpsons live, Evergreen Terrace. |
"I came here to lead, not to read" - "Arnold Schwartze******" in Simpsons Movie lol
*edit* LOL it won't let me finish Arnold's last name. lame
The way you spell it, the translation is just... wow.
DRTFT but how about when Homer is buying illegal fireworks?
"Celebrate your country by blowing up a small part of it"
Or something like that
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| Originally posted by treeboo DRTFT but how about when Homer is buying illegal fireworks? "Celebrate your country by blowing up a small part of it" Or something like that |
"TV raised me and I turned out TV"
And I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet; Homer's view on women:
"A woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, �To Kill A Mockingbird,� and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin�but what good does *that* do me?
poking fun at a 'only if it benefits me' society
and along with the summer at the flander's beach house episode mentioned above
Homer: Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two.
Marge: I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
just because:
Ralph: Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers
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| Originally posted by Joss Weatherby in the same vein... Kent Brockman reports on the situation. |
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