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Posted by Chris Crossland on Jul-09-2009 02:39:

Hell yeah text too. Do it while pissing also.

Emptying the fluids out of my body doesn't stop my every day doings.

I have eaten string cheese while taking a shower oh and Cheetos.

Posted by iclone on Jul-09-2009 02:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
no i'm weird when i take a crap. i have to have the faucet running and read something. i'm done in like a minute too.

performance anxiety

Posted by Slylee on Jul-09-2009 02:40:

quote:
Originally posted by iclone
performance anxiety

i take like 4 craps a day sheeit nigga. i don't have performance anxiety

Posted by yukii on Jul-09-2009 02:40:

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-09-2009 02:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
even though i'm in and out, i need to read something. even if it's the back of the febreeze bottle. i've read the backs of so many random things like deoderant and stuff.

Haha, yeah, but that's only when I don't have a book. When I feel it coming, I'll almost always grab a nearby book before I head to the bathroom.

Posted by Mebot on Jul-09-2009 02:41:

The funniest thing, in my opinion, is all the different names we give to excrement and the act of it!

hehe, I wish someone would make a list...

Posted by l�cid on Jul-09-2009 02:42:

quote:
Originally posted by yukii
I DO THAT. i thought i was the only one. ill even read the back of my underwear instructions lol

your underwear comes with instructions?

Posted by yukii on Jul-09-2009 02:42:

lol i mean like the washing instruction or the size and where it was made and if its made out of polyester

Posted by Renzo on Jul-09-2009 02:45:

What the fuck? Get some good magazines to read. Nobody should be reading about the rinse cycle while they poop.

Posted by Slylee on Jul-09-2009 02:45:

omg i love this thread i'm crackin up

Posted by Omega_Blue on Jul-09-2009 02:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
even though i'm in and out, i need to read something. even if it's the back of the febreeze bottle. i've read the backs of so many random things like deoderant and stuff. i like to practice pronouncing the ingredients.

me too, i have a bunch of the onion sitting on my shitter. seems i have to do that while eating cereal too. you know, the back of the cereal box is either some stupid kid shit or a big, embellished description of the cereal but i still have to read it. then the nutrition information.

edit: poop talks are fun.

Posted by l�cid on Jul-09-2009 02:47:

i read shampoo/body wash/face wash/etc bottles when i'm in the shower.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-09-2009 02:47:

My choice lately has been this one:

Math and logic while crapping.

Posted by Mebot on Jul-09-2009 02:49:

I'm surprised you're not constipated!

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-09-2009 02:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
me too, i have a bunch of the onion sitting on my shitter. seems i have to do that while eating cereal too. you know, the back of the cereal box is either some stupid kid shit or a big, embellished description of the cereal but i still have to read it. then the nutrition information.

LOL, I glanced at this paragraph and thought for a second that you were writing about eating cereal while you crapped.

Posted by Renzo on Jul-09-2009 02:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
lol no

i dunno i just need it on. patrick always makes fun of me. he'll stand outside the door and be like, "what are you doing babe? brushing your teeth?"

Is it cause you use the water to rinse your asshole afterwards? Because that would make more sense.

Posted by l�cid on Jul-09-2009 02:54:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
LOL, I glanced at this paragraph and thought for a second that you were writing about eating cereal while you crapped.

i wouldn't be surprised if he did that.

Posted by yukii on Jul-09-2009 02:55:

lmfao.

Posted by Slylee on Jul-09-2009 02:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
Is it cause you use the water to rinse your asshole afterwards? Because that would make more sense.

no but i'm a fanatic about having a clean asshole. i'll hop in the shower really quick after i take a crap and wash my ass. then i poof a little baby powder and i'm golden

Posted by camshaft on Jul-09-2009 02:56:

quote:
Originally posted by camshaft
not usually, the echo gives it away.

i ate an entire bowl of cheerios once though.

Is there something wrong with cereal eating whilst crapping?

Posted by yukii on Jul-09-2009 02:57:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
i read shampoo/body wash/face wash/etc bottles when i'm in the shower.

i always sit when i shower lol i guess its cos i have a big shower. i like when the hot water hits my back, it makes me fall right asleep when i go to bed.

Posted by wing on Jul-09-2009 02:58:

i have countless times

Posted by Renzo on Jul-09-2009 02:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
no but i'm a fanatic about having a clean asshole. i'll hop in the shower really quick after i take a crap and wash my ass. then i poof a little baby powder and i'm golden

Oh man, I love the smell of baby powder. Especially when mixed with asshole. But seriously, I love the smell.

Posted by Slylee on Jul-09-2009 03:00:

lol i always have babypowder around. it really helps you stay fresh in this florida humidity. i poof that stuff all over my ass and vagina and in between my boobs and upper back every morning before i leave.

man i want to continue this conversation about pooping but my bf is pouting in the bedroom waiting for me to go to bed

i gotta go guys. see ya tomorrow.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-09-2009 03:01:

LOL

Jamie's cockwhipped!!!

*points*

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