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Posted by kadomony on Aug-08-2009 04:27:

Posted by Amduscias on Aug-08-2009 04:28:

No kado, you can't tap my ass

Posted by yukii on Aug-08-2009 04:30:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony

wut kind of smile is that?! .. can't you see im tapping? geez, go get your own ass..

Posted by gehzumteufel on Aug-08-2009 04:30:

That was fucking horrible.

Posted by noikeee on Aug-08-2009 04:31:

i'd so tap the ass i tried to score tonight at the party, but i don't have her cell number, and some other ****** is trying to score her instead, so no fun.

Posted by noikeee on Aug-08-2009 04:43:

besides translating "can i tap that" to portuguese would be a little weird. google translates it to "posso tocar isso?"

sending "posso tocar isso?" to a random chick at 5:40AM would be the most fucking creepiest thing ever.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Aug-08-2009 04:47:

lol translating phrases from one language to another never ever works.

I am referring to slang.

Posted by noikeee on Aug-08-2009 04:52:

yeah.

fun fact: i'd already have a Lira-borderline-pedo age gap to this previously mentioned chick, and the fag who's trying to score her is like 3 or 4 years older than me.

that dude's one of those idiots that just creep around girls for far too long far too much, beyond any sane limit of patience, and he also pulls that same shit on his own sister.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Aug-08-2009 04:54:

He tries to do his sister?!

Posted by noikeee on Aug-08-2009 04:57:

You might think he would by looking at the moves he does on the dancefloor with her. It's like... he's just a little bit too friendly to her.

Posted by gehzumteufel on Aug-08-2009 04:59:

I can act like a jackass doing things like that with my sister for about half a second. After that I just have to stop. It is just wayy to fucking weird for me.

Posted by kadomony on Aug-08-2009 05:03:

MajinNekoWeapon: i'm gonna tap dat ass.
fff: hey!
fff: sorry hunny, didn't you hear?
MajinNekoWeapon: what
fff: I gotta man
MajinNekoWeapon: dat aint no thang
fff: haha
fff: your line is
fff: whatcho man got ta do wiv me
fff: I ain't tryin' ta heah dat see

Posted by noikeee on Aug-08-2009 05:04:

To make things even better, his sister's the same age as that other chick, and her best friend.

Posted by l�cid on Aug-08-2009 05:10:

me: Yo so when can i tap that?
him: I was just about to txt you. Tap what??
me: THAT
him: I dunno, how about in five minutes?
me: I was thinking more like four
him: No, no, no. That's all wrong. How about 4.5?
me: 3.8?
him: .. Deal. Now how bout you tell me what youre talking about? lol
me: You are so gay
him: What? No u!
me: You wanna tap Nou??
him: Pfft fuck yeah!

Posted by gehzumteufel on Aug-08-2009 05:13:

Posted by gehzumteufel on Aug-08-2009 05:14:

quote:
Originally posted by noikeee
To make things even better, his sister's the same age as that other chick, and her best friend.

This guy is disgusting.

Posted by woscar on Aug-08-2009 05:39:

LOL, I'm pretty sure that if I texted any of my female friends with that all I would get is the equivalent to "WTF?" texted back

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Aug-08-2009 07:05:

lol, funny.

E (me): ?
D (her): My parents don't care.
E (me): good.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Aug-08-2009 09:09:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
me: Yo so when can i tap that?
him: I was just about to txt you. Tap what??
me: THAT
him: I dunno, how about in five minutes?
me: I was thinking more like four
him: No, no, no. That's all wrong. How about 4.5?
me: 3.8?
him: .. Deal. Now how bout you tell me what youre talking about? lol
me: You are so gay
him: What? No u!
me: You wanna tap Nou??
him: Pfft fuck yeah!

lol!! NOW it all makes sense. you're such a douche

Posted by wotyzoid on Aug-08-2009 14:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
Me: Question for you...
Nicole: Shoot.
Me: When can I tap that?
Nicole: That's a little weird.
me: Not that weird, right?
Nicole: Yes, it is.
Me: Why?
Nicole: Because I'm your sister.
Me: Oh. Right.

Renzo, you fucking kill me man.

Posted by Slylee on Aug-08-2009 14:37:

i would be very angry if i had a brother and he did that to me.

it would skeeze me the fuck out...joking or not. i'd probably tell mom lol

Posted by wotyzoid on Aug-08-2009 14:48:

My attempt was such a failure lol:

Me: Yo
Kelly: sup ken
Me: Nm man waiting for you to let me know when i can tap that
Kelly: ...
Me: Tap that ASS
Me: Please tell me you know I'm kidding
Kelly: chillout
Kelly: yesslmdao
Kelly: att work brb!

Posted by bas on Aug-08-2009 15:29:

Me: Hey are you awake? I gotta ask you something.
Pie: Yes, what is it my good fellow?
Me: When can I tap that?
Pie: As soon as this rash clears up. My prescription is almost done.
Me: Sick bro. Btw thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
Pie: Lol maybe not openly; I was definitely laughing on the inside
Me: But I can just edit that part out.

edit // ah fuck

Posted by wotyzoid on Aug-08-2009 17:33:

Lol this one is hilarious:

quote:

me: heyy, i have a question
her: **** you, i told you never to text me again

Posted by Amduscias on Aug-08-2009 17:37:

ssssting

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