Usain Bolt breaks 100m record: 9.58 seconds

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Posted by Aquadyne on Aug-17-2009 06:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
once again he seemed to be slowing down too. If he goes full pelt, perhaps by london in 2012, I can see him breaking 9.2 and maybe even 9 seconds. He just seems to be forever improving

I'm pretty sure that's humanly impossible. I'll wager that the records will even out somewhere at 9.4

Posted by Aquadyne on Aug-17-2009 06:36:

P.S.

The most amazing thing is that he did it while carrying a TV

Posted by stren on Aug-17-2009 07:20:

quote:
Originally posted by XoxidE
First thing i thought of...

that was the best part of animatrix

Posted by Dervish on Aug-17-2009 20:30:

Just makes you wonder what the drugs in another five years will be able to make you do.

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Aug-17-2009 21:52:

I have no doubt that Bolt is using some performance enhancing substance. I think you would be hard pressed to find a 100 m runner from the 80s on that isn't using something.

Posted by nefardec on Aug-18-2009 01:26:

quote:
Originally posted by ZeJayMan
i'd run like fuck if a gay was chasing me

there's got to be a broadcast out there somewhere with "gay is bringing up the rear"

Posted by amp3 on Aug-18-2009 03:01:

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Originally posted by nefardec
there's got to be a broadcast out there somewhere with "gay is bringing up the rear"

along those lines, this was from a christian news website last year, regarding their software that changes the word gay to homosexual

quote:

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."

Wearing a royal blue uniform with red and white diagonal stripes across the front, along with matching shoes, all in a tribute to 1936 Olympic star Jesse Owens, Homosexual dominated the competition. He started well and pulled out to a comfortable lead by the 40-meter mark. This time, he kept pumping those legs all the way through the finish line, extending his lead. In Saturday's opening heat, Homosexual pulled way up, way too soon, and nearly was caught by the field, before accelerating again and lunging in for fourth place.

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/sleu..._on_g_word.html

Posted by Lira on Aug-18-2009 03:27:

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"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."

Posted by PressPLay on Aug-20-2009 21:45:

Today Usain Bolt also beat his own world record of 19.30 in the 200 metres and the new time is 19.19 seconds.

Bolt again, and again! 19.19 World record in Berlin

http://berlin.iaaf.org/news/kind=100/newsid=53678.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS_bxi4v1tU

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-20-2009 22:06:

How do people even run against him? Lol must be so discouraging.

Posted by Paradox Lost on Aug-20-2009 22:10:

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Originally posted by jennypie
How do people even run against him? Lol must be so discouraging.

Ah, in races of all distances, matters of rank aren't nearly as important as achieving your personal best.

...yeah, right.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-20-2009 22:16:

Yeah total crock of shit, that.

Posted by Paradox Lost on Aug-20-2009 22:26:

Not entirely, actually; I was just being semi-facetious.

When you advance to the arena of world class runners, you're not really involved in order to set a personal best; you're there to win, plain and simple.

But in lower levels of competition, there's generally an existing understanding amongst 90% of the field that they don't have a shot in hell of winning, or setting a meet/course record, in which case it really is a matter of seeing how well you can translate your current level of fitness into a respectable time (for yourself).

Posted by Renzo on Aug-20-2009 22:29:

He is a freak of nature.

Posted by Paradox Lost on Aug-20-2009 22:30:

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Originally posted by Renzo
He is a freak of nature.

I refuse to believe that nature was responsible for this man.

Posted by stren on Aug-21-2009 06:30:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
How do people even run against him? Lol must be so discouraging.

exactly, who remembers the second man ? he perhaps even achieved his personal best.

Posted by Spacey Orange on Aug-21-2009 06:38:

did guys see what's at the end of the finish line?

Posted by Paradox Lost on Aug-21-2009 06:44:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
exactly, who remembers the second man ? he perhaps even achieved his personal best.

It's kind of like all those multi-day champion worthy competitors who happened to be selected for Jeopardy while Ken Jennings was on his 74 day reign of terror; they would have done just fine if it weren't for this twisted avatar of dominance.

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