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Posted by lenazi on Sep-14-2009 20:00:

yeah your mother was taken.

Posted by LeopoldStotch on Sep-14-2009 20:00:

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Originally posted by lenazi
You know what else i hate about fat chicks? The way they order a plate with extra everything and then order a diet coke because they are "watching their weight". I'm watching your weight too, in fact i can watch it jiggle from 2 blocks away and it makes me sick. I also hate the way they breathe when they eat. They sound like someone on a life support machine as they stuff whole cheeseburgers down their gullet.

sorry about the fat chick rants, i have one in my office that i want to pour pigs blood all over like in that movie Carrie. She thinks she is so special yet weighs at least 250. Her fingers are so fat that when she drops change on the floor while making another frito run at the vending machine, she has the nerve to ask me if i can pick it up because she so obviously can't.

hatehatehatehatehate

well you certainly don't want her to bend over because

1. she'll lose her change, and she won't find it for another week since she obviously can't see her feet when she looks down
2. full moon

let's just say you're saving humanity by helping her get that change.

// edit

damn it. broke the rules.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Sep-14-2009 20:02:

quote:
Originally posted by lenazi
yeah your mother was taken.

Don't you hate people who don't follow their own rules?

Posted by The17sss on Sep-14-2009 20:10:

quote:
Originally posted by lenazi
while making another frito run at the vending machine

hatehatehatehatehate

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-14-2009 20:14:

LOL

Posted by bas on Sep-14-2009 20:15:

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Originally posted by The17sss

Don't you hate when people ruin your appetite mid-meal? Fuck.

Posted by iTranscendence on Sep-14-2009 20:33:

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Originally posted by lenazi
Don't you hate fat chicks with confidence? You overhear them talking to their other shamu bagel eating bitch friend about how they can't wait to try out that little leopard print dress and how men will drop their jaws when they see them in it.

They will drop their jaws because you look like the animal tried to swallow the michelin man whole and burst half way through. That cankle bracelet does not make you look sexier as it could probably fit around my waist you festering bag of gravy.

Edit: this thread is now about when you should man the harpoons.

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Sep-14-2009 20:33:

Don't you hate shitty wireless network routers that cut out every twenty minutes and currently won't even let you send a fucking IM message, the broken fucking cunt?

Posted by Sunsnail on Sep-14-2009 20:34:

haha thats great lenazi

"im watching your weight too"

Posted by iTranscendence on Sep-14-2009 20:40:

Posted by n3lly on Sep-14-2009 23:33:

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Originally posted by iTranscendence

Edit: this thread is now about when you should man the harpoons.

Can't believe she's married/engaged!

Posted by floyd741 on Sep-14-2009 23:39:

don't you hate hate?

Posted by Tangil on Sep-15-2009 03:22:

don't you hate when you're sitting by yourself in the library trying to get some work done and some knob comes and sits right near you and starts chewing gum ridiculously loudly and swigs water every 4 minutes... fuck this guy is pissing me off

Posted by djhaziel on Sep-15-2009 09:46:

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Originally posted by The17sss

don't you hate that there are some sick fucks in this world that created thongs for whales .

Posted by basd on Sep-15-2009 10:47:

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Originally posted by djhaziel
don't you hate that there are some sick fucks in this world that created thongs for whales .

Don't you hate it that some people cannot seem to understand that shorts means that the bottom half of the trousers is missing?

Posted by floyd741 on Sep-15-2009 12:59:

Don't you hate the beatles? They're music is so fucking stupid and boring I don't know how anyone likes it besides the people who "grew up" with it. Every remaining member of the beatles could die tomorrow (theres like 2 of them, right?) and I wouldn't give a shit.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Sep-15-2009 13:09:

Don't you hate people who form opinions on things they know fuck all about?

Posted by Frenkieee on Sep-15-2009 13:57:

Don't you hate people with English as their mother tongue who don't know how or when to use their/they're/there and your/you're?

Posted by Frenkieee on Sep-15-2009 13:58:

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Originally posted by Frenkieee
Don't you hate people with English as their mother tongue who don't know how or when to use their/they're/there and your/you're?

Don't you hate those purists who feel the need to correct other people's posts on some board where no one really cares about punctuation and spelling?

Posted by floyd741 on Sep-15-2009 14:06:

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Originally posted by floyd741
Don't you hate the beatles? Their music is so fucking stupid and boring I don't know how anyone likes it besides the people who "grew up" with it. Every remaining member of the beatles could die tomorrow (there are like 2 of them, right?) and I wouldn't give a shit.

pretty sure that's right. I don't normally make mistakes like that it's just the beatles are so fucking stupid I was all , you know?

Posted by Reza on Sep-15-2009 14:08:

dont you hate waking up early in the morning

Posted by WittyHandle on Sep-15-2009 14:51:

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Originally posted by Frenkieee
Don't you hate people with English as their mother tongue who don't know how or when to use their/they're/there and your/you're?

Yes I very much fucking do.

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Sep-15-2009 15:10:

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Originally posted by n3lly
Can't believe she's married/engaged!

To some redneck hillbilly or skinny little black guy she is god's gift to women.

Posted by The17sss on Sep-15-2009 15:16:

Don't you hate the jerkoff sitting behind you in the movie theater crunching popcorn with his mouth open to the point where it sounds like he's chewing glass? And don't you equally hate the person who selfishly brings a baby into a rated R movie at night becuase they can't find a babysitter, which undoubtedly ruins the movie because the baby keeps crying?

Posted by lenazi on Sep-15-2009 16:15:

Don't you hate it when your gf wants you to do her oil change for here, even if it is not that expensive to do in the first place? Fuck.

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