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these jokes are BAAAD
why did the skeleton go the mall by himself?
because he didn't have any body to go with him!
hehe
-Why are black people tall?
-Because their kneegrows.
lol does anyone know any non-black ones?
-what do you get whene mix an asian and a black guy?
-A car thief who cant drive.
What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?
A pilot, you fucking racist.
What�s pink and goes round and round on a carousel?
Stephen Gately's suitcase
Good news.
A bus with ONLY BLACK PEOPLE fell off a cliff.
Bad news.
The bus was only Half full.
what did the 8 year old black boy get for his birthday?
my bike
what does a black person have in common with an old soda machine?
they both don't work and always take your money.
What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
Boyscouts come back from their camps!
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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| Originally posted by Omega_Blue what does a black person have in common with an old soda machine? they both don't work and always take your money. |
What is the first thing a soprano does in the morning?
Gets dressed and goes home.
How many lead vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
What is the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?
Most musicians haven't been inside a Porsche.
How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they can't get that high.
How do you get a guitarist to stop playing?
Give him sheet music.
Why is a Concert Grand better than a Studio Upright?
It's funner to watch as it hits the bottom of a cliff.
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| Originally posted by bARTovsky What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot, you fucking racist. |
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Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.
The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their minister went up the mountain and before they could even say one word the ogre kicked them down the mountain. Not being dismayed the Trids thought that maybe the ogre was Catholic, so they sent another delegation, this time led by the local priest. But alas, as they approached the ogre he once again kicked them all down the mountain.
The Trids were upset until they thought that perhaps the ogre was Jewish. Unfortunately, no Trids were Jewish, so they wrote to the people of another land and asked them to send a Rabbi to help them with the ogre. The Rabbi arrived and led a delegation of Trids up the mountain. The ogre saw them coming and kicked all of them, except for the Rabbi, down the mountain. The Rabbi, having been told of the previous expeditions, wondered why he alone had not been kicked down the mountain, so he asked the ogre. The ogre laughed and replied:
"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
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There was an African king who lived in a beautiful castle made of grass. In that house was his prize possession, a golden throne. One day, he got word that the neighboring king was planning to invade and steal the throne. The king decided to hide the throne in the attic. As luck would have it, the ceiling collapsed under the weight and the throne hit the king on the head and killed him. Moral? People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
u guys suck at telling jokes
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| Originally posted by kadomony There was an African king who lived in a beautiful castle made of grass. In that house was his prize possession, a golden throne. One day, he got word that the neighboring king was planning to invade and steal the throne. The king decided to hide the throne in the attic. As luck would have it, the ceiling collapsed under the weight and the throne hit the king on the head and killed him. Moral? People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. |
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| Originally posted by Cloudburst What did the lesbian vampire say to the other? -See you next month. |
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