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not as bad as this:
http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/
people still believe the earth is flat.
"THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS SPACE ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS."
what about non-space aliens?
"Sightings of UFOs increase when public interest is aroused by films and television programmes about aliens, newly declassified files indicate.
"There was a surge of UFO reports in 1996 when the Hollywood film Independence Day was released and the television series The X Files was growing in popularity.
"The Ministry Of Defence files released by the National Archives show that there 609 "sightings" in 1996 compared with 117 in 1995. The MoD had its own department to ensure that none of the reported UFOs was a threat to national security"
-The Times.
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| Originally posted by SYSTEM-J "Sightings of UFOs increase when public interest is aroused by films and television programmes about aliens, newly declassified files indicate. "There was a surge of UFO reports in 1996 when the Hollywood film Independence Day was released and the television series The X Files was growing in popularity. "The Ministry Of Defence files released by the National Archives show that there 609 "sightings" in 1996 compared with 117 in 1995. The MoD had its own department to ensure that none of the reported UFOs was a threat to national security" -The Times. |
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| 1. Prepare for a fight. Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you don�t need one. Once you start wearing a helmet they may harass you or perhaps threaten to kill a pet in retaliation. They are good at manipulating your spouse to have a conflict with you about wearing the helmet. If you forget to wear it one time they may physically hurt you. They have done these things to a minority of abductees wearing helmets. Most abductees report complete success with the helmet when they wear it as much as they can. |
This thread makes me want to play X-Com.
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| Originally posted by kadomony "THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS SPACE ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS." what about non-space aliens? |
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| Originally posted by woscar They don't abduct humans, they only steal their jobs |
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| Originally posted by kadomony lololol also, call this guy up. |
aliens seem to prefer americans
What aliens would really get involved with the corrupt gaggle of elite aristocrats that run this planet right now. Honestly.
This is one of the most interesting stories ive read in a long time, I really hope its true.
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| Originally posted by beersANDblunts This is one of the most interesting stories ive read in a long time, I really hope its true. |
Yeah... *Sharpens his cleaver, loads his guns, and tightens his foil helmet* Me too.
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| Originally posted by beersANDblunts This is one of the most interesting stories ive read in a long time, I really hope its true. |
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN youre fucking stupid. really fucking stupid. |
"In addition, popular NASA and space researcher, Richard Hoagland, has publicly come forward to reveal that the October 9, LCROSS �bombing� mission of the moon, discovered an ancient base at the moon�s South Pole."
This will fuck those conspiracy theorist cunts. It will be like dividing by zero. They won't be able to make up their mind whether the moon landings are fake and we've never been, or whether they're true and we found something worth covering up.
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| Originally posted by Domesticated "In addition, popular NASA and space researcher, Richard Hoagland, has publicly come forward to reveal that the October 9, LCROSS �bombing� mission of the moon, discovered an ancient base at the moon�s South Pole." This will fuck those conspiracy theorist cunts. It will be like dividing by zero. They won't be able to make up their mind whether the moon landings are fake and we've never been, or whether they're true and we found something worth covering up. |
I talked with Deep Throat, he said it's Cigarette Smoking Man's conspiracy
Needs a ******** opinion.
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| Originally posted by bananas I talked with Deep Throat, he said it's Cigarette Smoking Man's conspiracy |
Dear citizens,
After spending several trillion dollars of your taxable income on research and almost sending the world broke, we have decided that the evidence of extraterrestrial life is inconclusive.
We are very very sorry for the fuck up.
Sincerely,
NASA
In the 50 years NASA has been around its total budget has been 416b or 806b if adjusted for inflation
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| Originally posted by Sunsnail In the 50 years NASA has been around its total budget has been 416b or 806b if adjusted for inflation |
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