frivolous lawsuit thread #320,974 - ugly man vs deodorant

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Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-02-2009 05:20:

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Originally posted by yukii
lol, pkc you probably have to PAY for sex.

As any man will tell you, you always pay.

Posted by yukii on Nov-02-2009 05:22:

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Originally posted by Ania_xox
I always wonder, when hearing stories like this, if the suer in question had a eureka moment;

like DING DING DING! OMG I'm going to SUE them.

And if this moment happens at a particular moment of crisis regarding the relevant lawsuit issue

In this case, perhaps Parminder had just been snubbed by a brown delight at a bar - he then questioned the woman's actions after assuring himself of his good looks, nice shoes, and (INDEED!) the sensually arousing smell coming from his armpits that promised half-naked women to fall at his feet. Since the first two factors were obviously not a part of the problem, he became outraged at the fact that his deodorant was not getting him laid, went home, ate some lamb curry, shat out a buick, and plotted the demise of Axe.

lol @ lamb curry.
tbo, i think this guy knows what he's doing and making up this whole 'not getting girls trauma' b.s. i mean, i really can't think of someone being THAT ridiculous..

Posted by Domesticated on Nov-02-2009 05:24:

Frankly, I'd be happier if more people were suing Axe/Lynx. The more money they lose the better. The creators of that shit need to die in a fire.

Posted by Ania_xox on Nov-02-2009 05:27:

I like "Kilo" by Axe

everything else has that generic "adidas for men" soap smell

Posted by Domesticated on Nov-02-2009 05:28:

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Originally posted by Ania_xox
I like "Kilo" by Axe

everything else has that generic "adidas for men" soap smell

I'd expect that from someone like you.

Posted by yukii on Nov-02-2009 05:29:

there was a time when ALL the guys i knew wore Axe, it made me permanently HATE the smell of it.. i like guys who have their OWN particular smell.

Posted by kadomony on Nov-02-2009 06:43:

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
As any man will tell you, you always pay.

TROOF
(dont send teh lettar)

Posted by Arbiter on Nov-02-2009 07:02:

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Originally posted by yukii
i think this guy knows what he's doing and making up this whole 'not getting girls trauma' b.s.

One can only hope, but don't forget rule #1.

Posted by TranceOwnsLol on Nov-02-2009 08:54:

lol, Indians.

Posted by boris_the_bear on Nov-02-2009 11:22:

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Originally posted by yukii
i like guys who have their OWN particular smell.

*fart* huh?

Posted by Fledz on Nov-02-2009 11:36:

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Unilever has so far declined to comment on the case.

Well no shit. They are probably still dying from laughter.

Posted by Meat187 on Nov-02-2009 11:42:

His outrageous stupidity is certainly more of a turn-off for women than any deo he might or might not be wearing.

Posted by Fledz on Nov-02-2009 11:46:

Lynx/Axe is a shit deo anyway. You use it when you're a teenager, then you move onto something that actually works.

Posted by colonelcrisp on Nov-02-2009 12:28:

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
As any man will tell you, you always pay.

amen brotha! i got needlessly drunk on friday night and ended up sleeping with my secretary....... she hasn't made it into the office yet this morning but i already know this is going to cost me....

god damn tequila and secretarys that dress up as sexy nurses for Halloween...... i was screwed from the start.....

Posted by apple country on Nov-02-2009 18:59:

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, as if the cosmetic industry has found a cure for indian stink.

ahahahahahahaha

Posted by bas on Nov-02-2009 21:05:

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Originally posted by yukii
there was a time when ALL the guys i knew wore Axe, it made me permanently HATE the smell of it.. i like guys who have their OWN particular smell.

Three months ago in high school?

Posted by woscar on Nov-02-2009 21:55:

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Originally posted by bas
Three months ago in high school?

Posted by Ania_xox on Nov-02-2009 22:03:

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Originally posted by Domesticated
I'd expect that from someone like you.

you would

Posted by Lomeli on Nov-03-2009 05:40:

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, as if the cosmetic industry has found a cure for indian stink.

LOL!!!

Posted by infinity HiGH on Nov-03-2009 05:49:

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Originally posted by yukii

even IF a woman marries an ugly guy, it'll probably be because his personality compensates for his unattractiveness, in this guys case, he's obviously unattractive AND retarded as a brick.

Or his bank account.

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