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Posted by echosystm on Nov-08-2009 09:31:

apparently no one on this forum has seen a metamucil advertisement

Posted by pmoisse on Nov-08-2009 09:52:

I guess you haven't had any luck in Mexico foraging in the woods for fruit, nuts and herbs?

At least you don't have dysentery from the water. Yet.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Nov-08-2009 11:51:

Posted by stren on Nov-08-2009 11:55:

quote:
Originally posted by couch-potato

weird , innit ?

Posted by stren on Nov-08-2009 13:40:

quote:
Originally posted by ********
problem solved.. I think a very high vitamin c intake and that pack of tostadas helped solve this one. Although I know there isn't a physical problem now.

There is a psychological one though.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Nov-08-2009 14:07:

Posted by Arbiter on Nov-08-2009 15:20:

Posted by Jeez on Nov-08-2009 15:29:

kimchi jigae.. poop after that really feels good.

Posted by stren on Nov-08-2009 15:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
That's good to hear. Be sure to give us regular updates.

Posted by yujie__ on Nov-08-2009 15:46:

Eat some pho or something raw then drink some nasty starbucks coffee. This usually do it for me

Posted by Demoted on Nov-08-2009 15:57:

May we happen to see the suspect sphincter?

Posted by Boomer187 on Nov-08-2009 15:58:

ever since someone posted a colon cancer business card at teh hardware store I worked at in high school I have been shooting for pooping twice a day.

Its a goal everyone should aim for

Posted by Gauss on Nov-08-2009 17:07:

Oat flakes make you shit like crazy, 2-3 times a day if the amount is right.

Posted by stren on Nov-08-2009 17:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
ever since someone posted a colon cancer business card at teh hardware store I worked at in high school I have been shooting for pooping twice a day.

Its a goal everyone should aim for

haha old avatar, awesome

Posted by mdamon7278 on Nov-09-2009 00:35:

I took two massive shits today, one of them weighed more then Slyee!!!

Posted by Arbiter on Nov-09-2009 00:38:

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Originally posted by mdamon7278
one of them weighed more then Slyee!!!

Only one? Pfft.

Posted by mdamon7278 on Nov-09-2009 00:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Only one? Pfft.

The first one was good but not great but the second one was beyond great!!!

Posted by Boomer187 on Nov-09-2009 05:22:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
haha old avatar, awesome

too lazy to make new ones...and the old ones rule

Posted by narcism on Nov-09-2009 05:52:

quote:
Originally posted by echosystm
apparently no one on this forum has seen a metamucil advertisement

Posted by Trance Nutter on Nov-09-2009 07:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
That's good to hear. Be sure to give us regular updates.

don't forget to rate it on the Bristol stool scale

Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-09-2009 07:46:

Fuck yeah, type 7 with a good fart. FFFF-BLAT.

Posted by Banora on Nov-09-2009 07:48:

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Originally posted by Sushipunk
Fuck yeah, type 7 with a good fart. FFFF-BLAT.

Stu!

Posted by mdamon7278 on Nov-09-2009 07:49:

3 and 4 are always the hardest to push out

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-09-2009 08:06:

About a year ago, well more like 9-10 months ago, I thought it would be cool to take 3 extra strength tums in the morning AND night, you know, for calcium and shit? That would be 1200mg a day...

Well turns out there wasn't a lot of shit. Too much calcium fucks up your digestive system and makes you not POOP and when you do its hard, and sometimes really dark. I was fucking flipping out, thought I had like colon cancer or some shit cause my shit was all fucked. Literally.

Anyway I went and saw a doc and he said I was fine, and I stopped taking tums altogether unless you know I need them, and like in 3 weeks I was back to my regular 1-2 shits a day. Fuck yes.

Posted by david.michael on Nov-09-2009 18:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
my shit was all fucked. Literally.

I knew it!

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