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Posted by bananas on Nov-13-2009 02:02:

Okay, I do it with maple leaves

Posted by Lira on Nov-13-2009 02:04:

I read today that Hitler used to ask his mistresses to squat and defecate and urinate on his chest. I'm sure he wouldn't be bothered by this

Posted by Arbiter on Nov-13-2009 02:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
I read today that Hitler used to ask his mistresses to squat and defecate and urinate on his chest. I'm sure he wouldn't be bothered by this

Yeah, he's German.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-13-2009 02:07:

So your point is that I could still do great things?

Posted by Tony Morello on Nov-13-2009 02:08:

you don't know how to use the 3 seashells?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-13-2009 02:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Yeah, he's German.

You obviously mean Australian.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-13-2009 02:15:

Austria, eh? G'DAY MATE, PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE?

Posted by Lews on Nov-13-2009 02:19:

Link to Hitler proof?

Posted by Lira on Nov-13-2009 02:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
Yeah, he's German.

quote:
Originally posted by Lews
Link to Hitler proof?

I read it on Ernst Becker's "The Denial of Death"... can't be arsed to look for the references now

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-13-2009 02:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Lews
Link to Hitler proof?

Just google 'chest shitting', you'll find it so long as safe search is off.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-24-2011 03:17:

Lol bump, because System J shits on his own hands!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Apr-24-2011 03:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Because he'll notice you've been putting it in your belly button all of these years?

Come on. These slylee burns were excellent.

Posted by Ash Parajuli on Apr-24-2011 03:39:

Re: An Inconvienent Truth...

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
So you're sitting on the toilet; you take a shit (to where?); and then you pull up your pants, tuck your shirt in (if necessary), tighten the belt again (also, if necessary)

i'd tend to wipe before i pulled up my pants. that's probably why you get shit on your hands.

Posted by r5a on Apr-24-2011 06:50:

i dont see how this is a problem.

sometimes when im wiping fiercely after a enduring shit the tp breaks and then my finger nails get shit under them. yeah it sucks and it happens but that's what soap and water is for. get a nice hand wash and you're good to go. rather then the 5 second wash just go for the full minute scrub.

#realtalks

Posted by r5a on Apr-24-2011 06:51:

lol i didnt even read the op that well or the following posts above mine so it has nothing to do with this thread.

ill re-read later and give an opinion if necessary.

Posted by Lews on Apr-24-2011 06:59:

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
i dont see how this is a problem.

sometimes when im wiping fiercely after a enduring shit the tp breaks and then my finger nails get shit under them. yeah it sucks and it happens but that's what soap and water is for. get a nice hand wash and you're good to go. rather then the 5 second wash just go for the full minute scrub.

#realtalks

You normally wash your hands for 5 seconds

Posted by nekholm on Apr-24-2011 07:20:

Anyone else feel like your hands are still somehow dirty after washing them after taking a shit? Like no matter how long and how good I wash my hands after a shit, I still don't want to do certain things for a while after, like touch food or put in my contact lenses.

Posted by aquila on Apr-24-2011 07:53:

quote:
Originally posted by nekholm
Anyone else feel like your hands are still somehow dirty after washing them after taking a shit? Like no matter how long and how good I wash my hands after a shit, I still don't want to do certain things for a while after, like touch food or put in my contact lenses.

I get that feeling after coming in contact with old people.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Apr-24-2011 08:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
Lol bump, because System J shits on his own hands!

would you prefer he shat on other peoples'?

is that where the apostrophe belongs? i can't work it out. fuck im old. and dumb.

and i don't think you've truly shat until you've ended up with shit on your hands. my best mate got it on a camera once. extra points for that. he also wrote his name on a hotel bathroom in shit, but obviously that wasn't an accident.

Posted by Sushipunk on Apr-24-2011 08:38:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
would you prefer he shat on other peoples'?

is that where the apostrophe belongs? i can't work it out. fuck im old. and dumb.

and i don't think you've truly shat until you've ended up with shit on your hands. my best mate got it on a camera once. extra points for that. he also wrote his name on a hotel bathroom in shit, but obviously that wasn't an accident.

You're either drunk or stoned

I don't care which one, I fucking lol'd.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Apr-24-2011 08:43:

haha i knew you'd be all over me like chola on a donut!

Posted by Lews on Apr-24-2011 08:44:

More like how you were all over those wine coolers.

Posted by Sushipunk on Apr-24-2011 08:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Lews
More like how you were all over those wine coolers.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Apr-24-2011 09:15:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
would you prefer he shat on other peoples'?

is that where the apostrophe belongs? i can't work it out. fuck im old. and dumb.

You probably meant people's.

"Peoples" means multiple ethnic or cultural groups, as in "the indigenous peoples of the Americas." Although I suppose he could have shat on the hands of other peoples in that sense, too.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Apr-24-2011 10:00:

thanks for the rescue JBJ.

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