Favorite things from The Simpsons

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Posted by eye_03 on Jul-07-2002 19:26:

quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
Simpsons rule the planet!!!!

i have many episode on my computer..

they r the best !

Posted by ClubHarder on Jul-08-2002 00:37:

Simpsons RULE!!!

The episode were they get a tennis court in the back garden is one of my favs, best quote:

(after Bart,Lisa,Homer&Marge have all been replaced in the big tennis game)

Homer: "You know, theres a lesson here. Its better to watch stuff, than do stuff"

Homer is class....

Posted by nekholm on Jul-08-2002 09:53:

Homer: If there is a better use for the internet, I haven't found it

Posted by Porky on Jul-08-2002 10:38:

yes yes

quote:
Originally posted by Philby
are you saying your'e never going to eat any animal again? what about bacon?
no!
ham??
no!
not even pork chops????
dad, those all come from the same animal!
oh yeah right, a wonderful, maaagical animal!

yes yes, i am a unique and beautiful snowflaker... er.. porkchop!

aiyeeee!

Pork!

Posted by Pheobius on Jul-08-2002 11:20:

the best simpson lines are ones which are ubversive about stuff like:
McBain: Oh no, i am being followed by the Communanizis
i crack up every time i see it cause it captures the whole holliwood thing perfectly

Posted by DJ Sunburn on Jul-08-2002 12:07:

Homer: The internet? Is that thing still around?

Posted by DJ-Ande on Jul-08-2002 16:39:

can't remember if this is exactly right but ere goes

man on love macine - dam thing won't work (kicks it in anger)
mo - allright everyone who's been screwing with this machine

another one from when bart & homer get tethered together by the new female judge

judge ???????? - right who's up next
(bart walks up and gives the judge the puppy dog eyes)
judge ??????? - don't do that bart it reminds me of when i was a little boy
snake - did she just say she was a dude

if ya understand me ya shud no what parts i mean, but they r so so funny, and this one from when homer becomes a food critic

homer - (Talking to himself with dog next to him) the beef was.... (dog barks) ahhh yes rough, and the steak was (the dog says chewwwy, buyt in a dogish voice)

thats gotta be the funniest, if ya'z understand me!!!!!!

Posted by trancegurl on Jul-09-2002 22:18:

i LOve Ralph!

"he touched me in my special spot" (or something like that)

ARF! ARF! ARF! hahaha

smithers...hahhaa..still lusts after mr burns after so many years..hahahha

Posted by JohnSmith on Jul-10-2002 00:05:

Homer is the best by far:

I dont think that will work..

Posted by Philby on Jul-13-2002 02:39:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Sunburn
Homer: The internet? Is that thing still around?

homer: They have the internet on computers now?

Posted by DJ_Ballistic on Jul-13-2002 02:59:

Note during the next 3 quotes, there has been a blizzard which traps the kids in the school....

Marge: I don't like the sound of that class 3 killstorm.....Homer how will the kids get home???
Homer: I dunno....... the internet...

Ned: Homer i wanna get the kids out as much as you do, but did you have to saw my roof off???
(cuts to picture of ned and homer in neds car with part of neds roof on the front for a plow...)
Homer: My Car, your roof..
Ned: But this is MY CAR!!!
Homer: Well...yeah...

(Driving along, suddenly car lurks and you hear a thump)
Ned: What was that???
Homer: I hope it was flanders hehehehe

Posted by Joca on Jul-13-2002 03:32:

I'm a huge chief wiggum fan.

Fav quote "no it's not. I'm just dusting for prints"

Posted by eXeTik on Jul-13-2002 03:54:

Posted by Taub on Jul-13-2002 05:52:

got to love the duff man(oh yeah!), willy and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon(thank you, coe again)

Man 1: I need one 29-cent stamp.
Apu: That's $1.85.
Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please.
Apu: $4.20.
Martin: How much is your penny candy?
Apu: Surprisingly expensive!

Question to all: where is springfiled?

Posted by Philby on Jul-13-2002 06:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Carona
I'm a huge chief wiggum fan.

Fav quote "no it's not. I'm just dusting for prints"

'Looks like you got yourself a broken taillight Simpson'.
'Where?'
*SMASH* 'Right there!'
'One day us common citizens will stand up against you corrupt police!!'
'Oh my god! Have you set a date yet??????'

haha

'Right boys, time to bag us a cattle rustler!'
SMACK! tank breaks down door of rev. lovejoy's place
'What in the lords name are you doing!?'
'Isn't this 742 Evergreen terrace?'
'No, thats next door!!'

(snake escapes in car)
'Close but no donut, cops!!'
'This is papa bear, put out an apb on a suspect driving a ...car..heading in the direction of..uh..you know, that place that sells chilly. Suspect is hatless, repeat hatless!!'

bad cops bad cops
bad cops bad cops
springfield cops are on the take, but what do you expect with the money they make?
whether in the car or on the horse, we dont mind using excessive force!
bad cops bad cops
bad cops bad cops

Posted by webmeister on Jul-13-2002 11:57:

hahaha
don't get me started on the simpsons or this thread will have 10,000 posts in it in a few days

Homer: Y'know Flanders, if I can help in any way, just ask.
Flanders: Well actually--
Homer: (walking away) That's just an expression.

Homer: Trying is just the first step towards failure.

Dr Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing like ... [dramatic] Siamese twins!
Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called "conjoined twins".
Hibbert: And Hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil". But it ain't gonna happen.

Homer: Now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice.
Homer: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice...

LOL

Posted by djshorts on Jul-13-2002 19:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Warez Guy
Mr Burns: Smithers there's a rocket in my pocket

Smithers: You don't have to tell me sir!

Funniest saying ever.

how fucking funny is that!!

Posted by sherman on Jul-15-2002 00:16:

ralph is the man!

thats my sandbox...im not allowed in the deep end
the leprechan tells me to burn things (or something like that)

and you cant forget the little alien dude who talks to homer

Posted by nekholm on Jul-15-2002 09:09:

Ralph to Lisa: I heard your dad went in to a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant they had to close the restaurant

Posted by kurai on Jul-15-2002 12:15:

Homer: (on phone lying) I'm coming home later today, there had been an accident.
Marge: (phone) Oh god, I hope nothing bad happened.
Homer: No, but Lenny got hurt.
Marge: Oh no, not Lenny.

Marge: Kids, I have bad news. Lenny had an accident.
Bart and Lisa: Oh no, not Lenny!

I love Homer, Lenny and Mr. Burns. They are the best

Posted by EarnYourKeep on Jul-15-2002 13:56:

this image will never leave my mind

homer trying to grab the lollipop stuck on the back of his shirt

Posted by whiskers on Jul-26-2002 23:59:

my 2 favorite things:
Save me, Jeebus!

when Homer grabs Bart by the neck and starts choking him + sometimes he says:
why you little...
why you little ungrateful...
i'll kill you!

soooooo funny!!!

2 of the most genious episodes: the save me jeebus one, where Homer is doing missionary work somewhere in Oceania to escape PBS
and Behind The Laugher, a parody of VH1's Behind The Musis

and the secret is finally revealed: they're from Northern Kentucky! (it's just me and me mates were having an argument about their location)

Posted by ShadoWolf on Jul-27-2002 00:42:

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Posted by PeacefulWarrior on Jul-27-2002 06:08:

Scene where Simpsons are on a Japanese game show and are unknowingly beating up on a pinata with Homer inside:

Marge: My God Homer, we never realized you were in there.

Bart: Oh,... I had an inkling

Posted by DJ CLUSTER on Jul-27-2002 06:14:

I wish my brain was working properly right now, but I have to say my favourite thing / twist about the Simpsons is the subliminal stuff they do. Like I said, "brain no work no now"

But plenty episodes i've picked up on some really funny shit!
By far one of my favrouite programs on TV....that, and Malcolm in the Middle!

Cheers,
Zigg's
www.djcluster.com

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