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| Originally posted by indamixx99 Washing machines always me go lol  |
Not so much lol...but curious:
Waltzing or slow dancing whilst at an EDM club. I just don't get it. I mean ANYONE can dance if you put your feet, ears, & heart into it. This is not your prom.
Human Amoebas (groups of people who are in a circle hug and make their way from one area of the club to the other)
Patrons who rock out so hard that they forget how close they are standing to the booth, and facebang their foreheads or faces into the booths.
Forgetting where you are in the club, and walking into a mirror or a wall, thinking its another room.
Getting so drunk or retarded that you accidentally use the womens restroom while women are in it.
Accidentaly slipping and hitting your face on the edge of the toilet.
Washing your hands in a urinal by accident.
People pulling off various pieces of clothing or items for djs to sign, when there is a poster or flyer of the dj in front of them. I think the craziest thing I ever saw was someones sock, which had a hole in it.
Fat girls wearing heels. With their toes hangin off the front of their shoes like a deli sandwhich.
Anyone doing the chainsaw dance cause their so high.
Watching someone else take someones water, when in reality its vodka or something else in the bottle.
Blurting out the wrong tune so loud that others hear you. Then having the Dj correct you and say no wrong tune.
Oh, one more.. something that happened to a friend of mine.
Finding out that the little blue pill you dropped wasnt actually what you thought it was, but extra potent viagra.
I'm having a crappy morning, but this thread made me go
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| Originally posted by DaveT People who got to go see a huge DJ because of the name and go in and constantly think the opener, no matter how good or bad, is the headliner and chants out their name. Haven't seen it in awhile, but seemed to happen too much. |
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| Originally posted by Zombie0729 someone last night (while i was opening for Fedde in SD) came up to the DJ booth waving his hands and goes "CAN YOU PLAY PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT I HAVE TO GO SOON". |
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| Originally posted by gypsygirl a more recent one: MNS lawler is spinning, a girl comes up to him and ask, "do you have any brittany spears?" steve: "no" girl: well do you like brittany? steve: " i'd fuck her but i wouldn't play her music girl: well do you have any tiesto? steve: no, i don't like his music nor would i fuck him lol classic |
Some girl did a Zoolander, unstrap and pulled out her bra then toss it on the dj booth , was hilarious 
pix: Rizo & Thomas' phantastic voyage SF to LA and back in 15hours.
for menno and gareth at vanguard me and my friend were at the bar..and this guy tried talking to us, and asked what kind of music we liked. We replied "gareth emery is our favorite".. he then asked who is gareth emery?.. we pointed to the stage. He said ''oh so you girls are into techno? nice, me too! do you like daft punk or tiesto?"
Or my fave at raves... TAO a couple years ago I got a pic and autograph from ferry so I was super excited..and not one, but like 30 people asked me who ferry corsten was. Never surprises me anymore.
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| Originally posted by djThomasPhan Some girl did a Zoolander, unstrap and pulled out her bra then toss it on the dj booth , was hilarious . |
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| Originally posted by tranceloverxo Or my fave at raves... TAO a couple years ago I got a pic and autograph from ferry so I was super excited..and not one, but like 30 people asked me who ferry corsten was. Never surprises me anymore. |
There is a somewhat large or built guy if you will in Denver who somewhat looks like Tom Colontonio - even has his shirt and wears it often during trance nights. People always come up to him thinking he is Tom.
Dj'ing at a frat (big mistake) and people kept writing call on me and castles in the sky on the request sheet i had. Girls waved their hands right in front of me to get me to take my headphones off - asked me to play the tracks and when I said I dont have them - got mad and asked why am i even a dj.
And yea, as mentioned earlier, having every form of EDM being called techno. Always cracks me up.
And people wearing shades in clubs - both normal and retarded Kanye shades. Even worse or at least the same level as stupid candy kids.
Worst one - both makes me laugh and want to punch - is when people ask what am I doing at the club if I am not on a drug - asking why I listen to this music for music purposes. This not just in clubs but when driving or at home as well. Fail.
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| Originally posted by element-y Girls waved their hands right in front of me to get me to take my headphones off - asked me to play the tracks and when I said I dont have them - got mad and asked why am i even a dj. |
Last saturday I met a mini Marilyn Manson lookalike midget 
That was freaky.
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| Originally posted by element-y There is a somewhat large or built guy if you will in Denver who somewhat looks like Tom Colontonio - even has his shirt and wears it often during trance nights. People always come up to him thinking he is Tom. |
At Belo ages ago I was with a friend to see Sharam.
Audiofly was opening for him that night.
This Persian guy came up to me during their set and said, "Do you know who that is?!?"
Me: "No I don't actually" (I had never seen or heard of them before until that night)
Guy: "That is DEEEEP DISH!! They are number ONE DJ in AMERICA! The best!"
I couldn't help but walk away laughing so hard.
I remember that night, there was another headliner there also besides audiofly right?
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| Originally posted by Nerologic I remember that night, there was another headliner there also besides audiofly right? |
People who request tracks while your playing by humming. But when they hum, they are off key, so you still dont know wtf track they are talking about. or that one that goes "duh duh dee da duh"
Getting so fucked up that you dont pay attention and end up lighting your cigarette the opposite way.
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| Originally posted by dajacobo funnier is bluetooth in the club. |
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| Originally posted by DjWoody Billy is guilty of this one!!! |
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| Originally posted by woscar People wearing sunglasses in a club. |
Sleeping or pissing on the dancefloor. 
I saw a guy on the dancefloor at Vanguard rocking out with headphones on and an MP3 player in his hand. Couldn't stop laughing.
He is a real nice guy. That being said...
The pirate guy from OC.
People from other scenes (notably hip hop) that somehow end up in an EDM club, with a "where the fuck did I end up?" look. 
But of course they sometimes fall in love...
i lol when people tell my im too old...
but then i lol harder when i see the old hippy guy on the dance floor because i think that might be me in 20 years...
Guys with mustaches in the club. Oh wait... that's Billy. lol
LOL @ Orange County Persian guy on the plane ride home from Miami WMC...
"Dude, I went to Ultra. Armin Van Buuren and Tiesto are THE BEST!!! I took so much E I couldn't sleep, sorry if I am laying on your shoulder. I am really tired and I feel sick."
Me: "That's Ok, I understand." (Not wanting to throw him into the aisle or be rude).
Persian guy: "I had so much energy I couldn't sleep. I was bouncing off the walls in the hotel room when we got back from Ultra and I was drinking Grey Goose."
Me: "You should really try Xanax if you need to fall asleep. It works. I'm on one right now. I'd be asleep right now if you weren't laying on my shoulder and halfway into my seat."
couples who use clubs as a substitute for a hotel room. I'm sure they're into the music, but I get the impression that the music/vibe is their aphrodisiac.
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