Another get those letters off your chest thread

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Posted by Sonic_c on Dec-22-2009 16:31:

Dear record label,

I can arrange music really i can I think i may have just forgot dont drop me please !

Regards

Rich

Posted by Sandsider on Dec-23-2009 06:57:

Dear members , I've got a Xmas card for Bin Laden , does anyone know his address ?.

Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-23-2009 07:10:

Dear Ex-bf,

The sex was great but we would never work in terms of anything else because you love yourself too much and we didn't want the same things. Now that I'm with someone else, your realization of how amazing I am is null and void.
Please stop calling me from time-to-time as it often fucks up my day and drags me temporarily back into the past and I don't like that.
Have fun with your new lady who will never fuck you as good as I did. HA HA!

xoxo
Ania

PS. My bf's cock is bigger than yours

Posted by Banora on Dec-23-2009 07:11:

Dear Ania,

TMI.

Love and lesbo kisses,
Banora.

Posted by The17sss on Dec-23-2009 07:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
Dear The17sss,

Please give me your cats. If you refuse I will kill an innocent bunny every hour until they are delivered to my doorstep.

Please, think of the bunnies before you respond.

Yours truly,

-Chris

Dear Chris,

Unfortunately, I cannot honor your request. Had you substituted hookers for bunnies, we may have been able to negotiate. Peace out, bunnies; it's been real.

Respectfully,

Kevin

Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-23-2009 15:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora
Dear Ania,

TMI.

Love and lesbo kisses,
Banora.

Dear Banora,

I know by TMI, you actually mean "take my innocence" and you want it. Oh yes you do.

Also, your name almost has the word "bang" in it.
Coincidence?

xoxo
Ania_xox
lol

Posted by itsamemario on Dec-23-2009 15:34:

Dear Banora,

I want to do you.

That is all.

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-23-2009 15:46:

Dear Alfi,

Just never say that while making crazy eyes.

That is all.

Posted by Frenkieee on Dec-23-2009 16:06:

Dear white girls,

I would have sex with all of you.

Regards,

Frenk

Posted by Sonic_c on Dec-23-2009 18:05:

Dear people that have sex with balloons and had a show on tv last night

Your freakin wierd!

Rich

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-23-2009 18:08:

Dear Amazon,

Thank you!!!

Regards,

Pie

Posted by boris_the_bear on Dec-23-2009 18:18:

Dear Ania_xox!

Your 10" diesel-powered vibrating dildo w/ lasers has arrived in a package saying "rubber dick size xxl" outside your door. We respect your privacy.

Yours,
Pleasure Inc.

Posted by itsamemario on Dec-23-2009 23:05:

Dear Banora,

Still haven't heard back from you about my proposal.
Soooo, yeah.. get back to me when you get this message.

So Yours,

Alfi

Posted by Fledz on Dec-23-2009 23:12:

Dear Alfi,

My diamond ring was bigger and more expensive so she said yes.
Sorry.

~Fledz

...plus it came with a schematic.

Posted by itsamemario on Dec-23-2009 23:39:

"Dear" Fledz,

Go Suck a fuck!

Alfi

Posted by l�cid on Dec-23-2009 23:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenkieee
Dear white girls,

I would have sex with all of you.

Regards,

Frenk

dear Frenk,

i'm game. all i ask in return is that you kindly escort me to all of the gigs listed in your signature.

kisses,
lucid

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Dec-24-2009 00:21:

are you really banging zild? i always wondered what it would be like to bang zild while he careens his car into nou's family

Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-24-2009 01:16:

quote:
Originally posted by boris_the_bear
10" diesel-powered vibrating dildo w/ lasers

Posted by Rose on Dec-24-2009 01:58:

What happened to the thread Slylee made?

*edit*

Dear Acton,

So are you coming in March or what? Can't wait to hit that

-Rose

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-24-2009 02:38:

Dear Resident Families,

Please stop bringing us delicious Christmas treats, I have no willpower and am going to turn into a holiday chubalub.

Much appreciated,

Miss Pie

Posted by idoru on Dec-24-2009 02:43:

Dear Delta,

Not once have I ever had anything but a terrible experience with your flight attendants. Perhaps it would do you well to train people on proper customer service. To say that you have the bitchiest employees is to say that the Atlantic Ocean is damp.

In addition, your exit row doors are in need of some repair. Enough cold air seeped through into our row during those five hours that my entire feet were completely numb for two hours after getting off of the plane.

I'll begrudgingly continue to use your cheap flights to Atlanta until Virgin, God of air travel, starts flying to Hartsfield-Jackson.

Fuck You,
Jake

Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-24-2009 02:47:

Dear presents,

Why do you come in awkward shapes that can not be wrapped?
fuck you

regards

Ania

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-24-2009 02:51:

Dear Ania,

If they aren't disguised, you'll know they're all dildos.

You're welcome,

Pie

Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-24-2009 03:11:

Dear Jenny,

OMNONOMNOMPPFFFFARRRALALALOMNOMNOMLAAFLAFLAFLAHALAPRALFLALAPALALAMMMMAMAMMAMAMANAMNAMANM

Cordially,

Ania

Posted by Frenkieee on Dec-24-2009 14:21:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
dear Frenk,

i'm game. all i ask in return is that you kindly escort me to all of the gigs listed in your signature.

kisses,
lucid

Dear L�cid,

I think we have a deal. For starters, I still have two tickets left for Dixon. Let me know if you're able to make it over here, then I'll take care of the rest. Including teh sex0rz.

Love,
Frenk

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