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Posted by Silky Johnson on May-01-2010 01:44:

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Originally posted by JD8180
"HIRE ME LOL"

Posted by bas on May-01-2010 01:53:

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Originally posted by JD8180
I agree 100%. If I land this, I owe it all to Eddie. Unfortunately, I had a craving for burritos so I missed them leaving to their Friday night outing. I took it as an opportunity (hope she notices that I strive for opportunities) to visit her unoccupied house. I jumped the fence and was almost attacked by the family dog. Thinking back to what Eddie said, this must have been the alpha male that was getting in my way the entire time. I neutralized the threat, and decided it would be most appreciated to gut it, showing that I leave no task until thoroughly completed. Using its insides, I painted the words "HIRE ME LOL" on their garage door.

I really appreciate it bas, but from what went down tonight, I think I totally sealed the deal.

You've missed a key opportunity here to show them the initiative you have. You could have mate burritos for the entire family out of their pooch and waited patiently in their dining room in the dark (so as not to frighten them as they approach the house). In time, you'll see that it's the small things that matter in a big firm like this. They really help you stand out. Good luck!

Posted by JD8180 on May-01-2010 02:01:

shit... you're right. Only problem is that I am clueless when it comes to mating burritos. I really need to think this through...

any help is welcomed!

Posted by Ania_xox on May-01-2010 02:03:

What the fuck is going on in here?

Posted by Lews on May-01-2010 02:08:

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on May-01-2010 02:13:

quote:
Originally posted by JD8180
mating burritos.

!

Posted by LeopoldStotch on May-01-2010 02:16:

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Originally posted by bas
You've missed a key opportunity here to show them the initiative you have. You could have mate burritos for the entire family out of their pooch and waited patiently in their dining room in the dark (so as not to frighten them as they approach the house). In time, you'll see that it's the small things that matter in a big firm like this. They really help you stand out. Good luck!

quote:
Originally posted by JD8180
shit... you're right. Only problem is that I am clueless when it comes to mating burritos. I really need to think this through...

any help is welcomed!

dude. mating burritos? what the hell are you hippie californians doing on your side of the coast? whatever you're doing, don't bring that culture over to our parts please.

mating burritos. jesus. what next? you're going to suggest us to finger our salsa while we mate the burritos?

Posted by bas on May-01-2010 02:19:

Wow one typo and the entire thread is derailed

I obviously meant mating "dorritos"

Posted by Lews on May-01-2010 02:19:

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
mating burritos. jesus. what next? you're going to suggest us to finger our salsa while we mate the burritos?

You don't already?

Posted by Lews on May-01-2010 02:20:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Wow one typo and the entire thread is derailed

I obviously meant mating "dorritos"

Posted by LeopoldStotch on May-01-2010 02:21:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Wow one typo and the entire thread is derailed

I obviously meant mating "dorritos"

ah i see. this is where we take open a bag of cheese flavor and a bag of the cool ranch, mix them together, and start jerking off on top of the mix to add flavor? kinda like chex mix?

Posted by Omega_Blue on May-01-2010 02:21:

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Originally posted by JD8180
Only problem is that I am clueless when it comes to mating burritos. I really need to think this through...

any help is welcomed!

pfft, doggie-style, of course.

Posted by tubularbills on May-01-2010 02:25:

good stuff eddie

Posted by tubularbills on May-01-2010 02:26:

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
ah i see. this is where we take open a bag of cheese flavor and a bag of the cool ranch, mix them together, and start jerking off on top of the mix to add flavor? kinda like chex mix?
fucking LOL

Posted by EddieZilker on May-01-2010 02:39:

Oh, fuck I haven't laughed this hard, in a long time.

"HIRE ME LOL" & Mating burritos.

That's awesome!

Posted by igottaknow on May-01-2010 02:57:

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