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It gets page views right!

Ya'll here, reading this shit...

If this was a real site I would so be tempted to buy them and infect the ****** (Basshunter kid) next door to me.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby It gets page views right!

So did ********, only with more intellect, finesse, and taste. Fuck, give me a good Bobby West thread. But this!? This thread is multiplicities of stupidity.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker So did ********, only with more intellect, finesse, and taste. Fuck, give me a good Bobby West thread. But this!? This thread is multiplicities of stupidity.

How so? I posted a link, that was the main purpose of the thread. A fact that Lews and Bas seem to have only picked up on...

Jenny sells, it was just a name to drop to get people into my thread more than anything (to be truthful I only made the association to Jenny after I said "lol i should post this on TA").

Jebus, its marketing 1o1. If Slyee was still around she'd be just as good a candidate (but more along the lines of "watch out Jamie!").

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby How so? I posted a link, that was the main purpose of the thread. A fact that Lews and Bas seem to have only picked up on... Jenny sells, it was just a name to drop to get people into my thread more than anything (to be truthful I only made the association to Jenny after I said "lol i should post this on TA"). Jebus, its marketing 1o1. If Slyee was still around she'd be just as good a candidate (but more along the lines of "watch out Jamie!").

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby When people present a persona online in a community where people do spend a good chunk of time then its easy for you to relate them to ideas or people outside of the community as well. I think thats not uncommon. I just saw crabs and thought of Jenny for some reason. Can't really make the connection further than that. It just seemed like a bitchy thing to do and she is a bitch (or a cunt) so there it goes I guess.

First it's that she's a bitch and/or a **** and now it was to market a link to a droll website. Looks to me like you don't have your contradictory shit sorted out.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker First it's that she's a bitch and/or a **** and now it was to market a link to a droll website. Looks to me like you don't have your contradictory shit sorted out.

No, thats still valid. That was the reason I thought of Jenny when I decided to post it to TA. I know her personality, or at least the one she presents here. Thats valid. Me mis-presuming what she would do one way or the other when she takes revenge, yea that could be wrong, but still.

I saw this on slashdot, looked to TA to see if anyone posted it, decided to post it, thought about a good title (my first one was going to be Jennypies wetdream, but I think that'd been done for something more fitting), decided on the current one, posted it and then let shit happen.

I get it nou is bored in his aunt's basement, is trying to stir up shit and is hoping JP will react to his trolling. *yawn

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby No, thats still valid. That was the reason I thought of Jenny when I decided to post it to TA. I know her personality, or at least the one she presents here. Thats valid. Me mis-presuming what she would do one way or the other when she takes revenge, yea that could be wrong, but still. I saw this on slashdot, looked to TA to see if anyone posted it, decided to post it, thought about a good title (my first one was going to be Jennypies wetdream, but I think that'd been done for something more fitting), decided on the current one, posted it and then let shit happen.

So, essentially, you chose to malign a member in good standing with your negative perception of her in order to garner page views (attention) for yourself? And what is it about Jenny that characterizes her as a bitch and/or ****? I realize that she's volunteered herself a member of the latter, but I'm more concerned with what about her would have to change in order to garner more favorable attention from you.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker So, essentially, you chose to malign a member in good standing with your negative perception of her in order to garner page views (attention) for yourself? And what is it about Jenny that characterizes her as a bitch and/or ****? I realize that she's volunteered herself a member of the latter, but I'm more concerned with what about her would have to change in order to garner more favorable attention from you.

Who said it was negative?

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Who said it was negative?

Oh. So a woman has to be a bitch to get your respect, then?

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh. So a woman has to be a bitch to get your respect, then?

You're diggin mate...

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Originally posted by jennypie And truthfully, I do have vengeful tendencies - but in my whole life I've never acted any out, except for once in college when my friend's roommate had her evicted from their apartment. I put a package of ground beef in the heating vent in her bedroom. She called the landlord about the smell and he thought it was the plumbing. She slept with her window open and her coat on for almost a week - in December. Lol stupid bitch.

I fed a �friend� laxatives til he shit his pants.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby You're diggin mate...

I'm just throwing dirt back in the hole. You did all the digging I needed.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I fed a �friend� laxatives til he shit his pants.

Lol, who didn't do that? One Friday night in HS, we were sitting around getting stoned and shit and decided to make those Pillsbury puff pastry things, with pie filling and chocolate sauce and all kinds of other crap inside of them. Except we put about 12 laxatives inside our one buddy's when he wasn't looking (because he had been so hymie with his weed). He spent the next couple of hours on the toilet while we poked fun outside the bathroom door. The best part was that he kept saying "I'm not shitting! Fuck off!"

One of the guys I was with that night wrote in my yearbook that year "Ryan really had the shits that night." Lmfao.

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Originally posted by jennypie Lol, who didn't do that? One Friday night in HS, we were sitting around getting stoned and shit and decided to make those Pillsbury puff pastry things, with pie filling and chocolate sauce and all kinds of other crap inside of them. Except we put about 12 laxatives inside our one buddy's when he wasn't looking (because he had been so hymie with his weed). He spent the next couple of hours on the toilet while we poked fun outside the bathroom door. The best part was that he kept saying "I'm not shitting! Fuck off!" One of the guys I was with that night wrote in my yearbook that year "Ryan really had the shits that night." Lmfao.

Well, to be fair your friend didn�t shit his pants

Mine did, and had to walk home in somebody else�s clothes. It helped that id crushed the laxatives up in his bottle of jim beam, so he was really drunk and incontinent. Passed out with no pants, on the toilet floor. Actually got a little worried id killed him. But he deserved it.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Well, to be fair your friend didn�t shit his pants Mine did, and had to walk home in somebody else�s clothes. It helped that id crushed the laxatives up in his bottle of jim beam, so he was really drunk and incontinent. Passed out with no pants, on the toilet floor. Actually got a little worried id killed him. But he deserved it.

There's a hell of a story behind that. That's not something I'd wish on anyone unless they had REALLY fucked me over.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker There's a hell of a story behind that. That's not something I'd wish on anyone unless they had REALLY fucked me over.

The story isn�t interesting actually. he had previously �strangled� me at a mate�s place one night as I was preparing to go to bed, over an argument we�d had earlier that day. im a vindictive little bastard, so I bided my time and planned my revenge. It was pretty sweet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN The story isn�t interesting actually. he had previously �strangled� me at a mate�s place one night as I was preparing to go to bed, over an argument we�d had earlier that day. im a vindictive little bastard, so I bided my time and planned my revenge. It was pretty sweet.

My best "revenge" story involves this guy who stole $200.00 from me. He was a friend of my room-mates' and this kind of fat, lumpy virgin. So he decides he's going to use my money in order to lose his virginity. He goes, picks up the prostitute who really isn't all that into the guy but needs the money and decides to go down on him. It's too much teeth for the dough-boy but he REALLY wants to lose his virginity and being that the prostitute needed the dough decides to let him have it.

Of course by the time Lumpy's dick is up his escort's ass, he is already losing his erection due to the foul smell and has also figured out his escort is quite the man. They part ways somewhat rapidly after an awkward, silent exchange in which Lumpy is too flustered to speak and $200.00 lighter.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker My best "revenge" story involves this guy who stole $200.00 from me. He was a friend of my room-mates' and this kind of fat, lumpy virgin. So he decides he's going to use my money in order to lose his virginity. He goes, picks up the prostitute who really isn't all that into the guy but needs the money and decides to go down on him. It's too much teeth for the dough-boy but he REALLY wants to lose his virginity and being that the prostitute needed the dough decides to let him have it. Of course by the time Lumpy's dick is up his escort's ass, he is already losing his erection due to the foul smell and has also figured out his escort is quite the man. They part ways somewhat rapidly after an awkward, silent exchange in which Lumpy is too flustered to speak and $200.00 lighter.

haha, but what role did you play in the encounter? im hoping it wasn't the prostitute

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN haha, but what role did you play in the encounter? im hoping it wasn't the prostitute

None. It was pure, beautiful karma.

I'm glad I'm not on Jenny's "shit" list anymore. She'd probably roll me a joint with chocolate laxatives.

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Originally posted by EricB. FUCK YOU NOU! *hops into a convertible, flippin the bird, driving off into the sunset with bas*

lmaO

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby It gets page views right! Ya'll here, reading this shit...

Reading only to see you dig your precious pretensions whole deeper

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