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Jesus fuck hal

Gaaaah!

GOOD LORD HAL

Oh, and I think if a heterosexual guy wants to he can tell another heterosexual guy he thinks his booty is fly.

Though the word choice is a bit odd.

What's with you guys.

Now that's just downright bizarre

You mean how your pants tightened just now?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On You mean how your pants tightened just now?

No, how I scratched the back of my head and thought to myself how that was anatomically possible

Re: Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy he thinks his booty is fly?

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Originally posted by Banora Not in a gay way, just a 'hey man' way...

Because heterosexual men are more prone to checking out fly female ass ???

It's not that we think these things and don't say them because of society. It's because straight men really don't think about these things.

Not gay:

"Nah man, you're a good looking guy... you can get any girl you want."

Gay:

"Damn dude, you have a nice ass."

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Originally posted by Sunsnail It's not that we think these things and don't say them because of society. It's because straight men really don't think about these things.

This is exactly it.

These two are not amused at the narrow-mindedness in this thread. Jermaine worked very hard on that song, you know.

Luckily many of us have higher comedy standards than the concords.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Luckily many of us have higher comedy standards than the concords.

Don't hate on your fellow Kiwis. You guys need all the help you can get.

first season of flight of the conchords was awesome

The only reason I like kiwis is its one of the only accents that sound worse than ours.

Still hate pakis though.

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Originally posted by Lomeli Not gay: "Nah man, you're a good looking guy... you can get any girl you want." Gay: "Damn dude, you have a nice ass."

This.

You know, this reminds me of a gay friend I have in real life. One day he asked me whether I could say a guy was good-looking, and this is what I told him:

"Why, of course,

You're good-looking yourself. I'm sure you make girls swoon, though you probably care little about them. However, I don't see why blokes are reluctant to say their sense of aesthetics is a little wider than their concept of female hotness.

Pandas are cute. Too god damn cute, actually. If anyone asked me 'Are pandas beautiful?' I'd say 'Hell yeah, they're the epitome of my idea of cuteness!'. Does that mean I'd ever shag a panda? No way! I can be aesthetically attracted to things without feeling to urge to stick the dearest part of my body inside them. This happens to include pandas, icy landscapes, other blokes, coffee machines and, dare I say, currently all girls with the sole exception of my girlfriend. There, I said it, and I feel none the gayer for having said that".

He mocked me for weeks on end, saying he didn't mind being compared to a panda, as "he loved the bamboo"

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Because its fucking gay.

I tell that to guys all the time. It's totally a fucking gay thing. I love harassing straight men. I never do it anymore. I got insecure lately.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN The only reason I like kiwis is its one of the only accents that sound worse than ours. Still hate pakis though.

lmao who doesn't?! those smelly bastards

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH lmao who doesn't?! those smelly bastards

all mutha uckin racists.

After hearing it brought up about a million times in all kinds of situations, the answer to this question still eludes me:

Why can women overtly compliment or make sexual comments to other women without it being gay?


I mean I fully feel the difference... I just don't understand it.

for women, compliment = compliment
for men, compliment = i want to have sex with you

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