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i was in rome once and i blacked out drunk. i woke up in my bed, with my wallet gone, but i had four wide brimmed hats neatly stacked on top of one another next to my bed. and apparently i puked on my ex gf's front door. not my finest hour
but i did get some sweet hats
Women
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| Originally posted by bas I had a propensity for urinating on expensive cars or simply just cars I wanted. No idea why. |
Wow, some of you sound like you must've been really bored stealing random shit (as opposed to worthwhile shit lol).
Stealing's never been appealing to me. A friend of mine recently found a fully functional iPad with studio headphones at the supermarket though. At least she tells me she "found" it.
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Champion  When I was in Uni and/or travelling, we got lots of traffic cones, and the yellow flashing lights that the council leaves around if there is a construction or something happening. We had a few street signs (Beer Street and High Street) and once my hammered friend and I went on a drunken mission all around our neighborhood and pinched a whole stack of potted plants from peoples front yards to decorate our new place with. I actually still have a couple of those plants, still in the same pots we grabbed them in, over 10 years ago  And of course, hundreds of lighters. |
Lighters, but its a give and take relationship.....
some times i end up with 5 lighters in my pocket, somtimes i lose 3 lighters.
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I was more a vandal than a thief. Did heaps of shameful things while on the piss. NYE 1999 me and my best mate were determined to be the millennium bugs. Fucking stupid. |
One night while walking home incredibly intoxicated I nabbed a bunch of caution tape and a pylon blocking off a hole in the road. There were a couple of other pylons so I think it was safe. Anyway, I managed to waddle home with a 3 foot tall, neon orange pylon in my hands right downtown and no one stopped me. I had the pylon for a few years in my room... but when I moved I ditched it by blocking off a small side road. Haha!
I think that's the only thing I have ever stolen while intoxicated.
Not going to say everything cause I've done a number of dumb things
But yeah finding random things at night
Found a huge can of paint, being in art college I was more than happy.
Come to think of it I still have the can and never actually opened it
f*ck that thing is still around in the basement somewhere I should open it once.
Few days later I mentionned finding this to my friends to which they all replied "yeah sure you "found" it" ....
On the random bit
Once there was some party to help fund some orphanage in Uganda or something. I had ended up there randomly after an evening completely wasted.
Stormed in without paying the entrance few which was neglible to begin with, danced around some(man twas some cool afro beat music) and then proceed to the bathroom.
This event was taking place in some cultural center which was attached to a kindergarden. As I'm going to the bathroom don't know what got into me but I started nabbing kids pictures off a wall. Some people saw me and were not happy but did nothing to stop me.
Drunk moron stealing pictures of random kids off a wall = closet pedo 
I recently came across the pictures I think I trashed them?!
I stole Theresa while drunk
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| Originally posted by jdat I recently came across the pictures I think I trashed them?! |
In all honesty I can say when drunk I've only once in a while stolen water, maybe food, in order to set me back to equilibrium. I'm such a good person. *smug*
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| Originally posted by ivofivo Lotsssss of these banging things.   |
/IGK humour
On new years eve about 5 years ago me and two mate decided it would be a good idea to steal a 10ft trampoline out the back of someone's garden. We lifted it over the garden wall and carried it into the industrial estate behind their house before deciding we couldn't be bothered to jump on it so went home. I went passed a few days later and it was back in the middle of their garden.
I took a sign like this once 
. It was pretty cumbersome to carry...
Me and some friends managed to sneak about 8 really nice glass cups out of a bar one night before being kicked out.
I still have 3 of them.
When I was in high school my buddies and I stole a life sized statue of a bull (those c0r whores from the K-dub area probably remember the Knotty Pine resturant in Cambridge... yeah, that statutue).
Just would finish others' drinks that they weren't drinking.
my friends and i allways piss-off the barkeeper of our pub. Because we all know he hates it and makes a big deal out of it (actually pretty logic) it keeps getting worse and worse. We come home with beer- and cocktail glasses, ashtrays, signs of our fav beer. I've had my eyes on a big moose-head for a long time now, hopefully it will be mine some day
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| Originally posted by iammesol Just would finish others' drinks that they weren't drinking. |
A friend of mine and I drove around and stole phone books hanging from peoples' mailboxes the day they were delivered. We were psyched while we were doing it, but at the end looked at our car full of phone books and wondered what the hell we were going to do with them all.
can't recall anything at the moment, but i watched my buddy steal a chair from the university chapel once
I can count on one hand the number of times I have been absolutely piss drunk. On these rare occasions many lulz have occurred, including the theft of a ficus tree back in February 2008.
I don't remember much of the night. I was at my usual haunt with some friends while they argued politics, and I was on my second LIT in an hour (on top of three shots of some random liquor). I was bored of their political rantings and turned to the fake, plastic tree next to our table and supposedly started to talk to it. I don't remember this, but my friends swear its true.
Fast forward a few hours later, it is closing time and I am still carrying on a conversation with this tree. It seems I decided our conversation was too good to end, so I unplugged the string of lights that was wrapped around the tree and proceeded to drag my new friend out of the bar and down the street to my apartment. I wake up the next day hanging half way off my couch with this tree knocked over in front of my door. With my massive hangover I remember looking at the tree, wondering why the hell it was there, then climbed onto my couch properly and went to sleep.
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| Originally posted by WittyHandle A friend of mine and I drove around and stole phone books hanging from peoples' mailboxes the day they were delivered. We were psyched while we were doing it, but at the end looked at our car full of phone books and wondered what the hell we were going to do with them all. |
my friend steals nice glasses from bars.its crazy how many of these things he has now.and menus.he started jacking food menus from diners after drinking and now has a buttload of those too.one time he brought a menu in from a place he took it from and when the waitress brought us menus he said "no thanks i have one right here"and pulled it out from under his shirt.the look on her face was hilarious(to two drunk guys anyway)she took it.then he jacked one off another table when we walked out.
one thing me and my friend always wanted to take: many years ago we used to party at the club in dc.it had 4 floors each floor had different music.
the top floor was the dance music floor,and on the wall in frame was this gigantic(like 6 feet by 6 feet)hand drawn in pencil, black and white picture of.......... Emmanuel Lewis
Webster
we could never figure out what the heck it was there for.it was the weirdest thing.i remember being blasted and seeing it for the first time and just thinking "W.T.F."
everytime we went there my friend used to say "man i swear i am going to steal that thing".
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