Is this Nigerian rape story true?

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Posted by ivofivo on Jul-27-2010 03:41:

Lmao...I am sure your body is full of nutrients, which would be relevent to your immune and mental strenghts. Since you eat meat, course.

But the message was to Lews.

Posted by Lews on Jul-27-2010 03:43:

I'm missing pretty much all of the essential ones that you need to survive.

Posted by Intellekshual on Jul-27-2010 03:44:

quote:
Originally posted by ivofivo
Lmao...I am sure your body is full of nutrients, which would be relevent to your immune and mental strenghts. Since you eat meat, course.

But the message was to Lews.

Ah I see.
Be nice to Lews.

Posted by Lira on Jul-27-2010 03:45:

"The vagina that had housed my member for four years?"

By the way, it isn't this easy to leave a country like Nigeria. No way he'd ever managed to leave without any intervention of the American Embassy if just half of this happened.

quote:
Originally posted by ivofivo
Do you have any idea to how many enzymes and proteins your body lacks?

No, but please, do tell. I'd like to know what it is that you know about my diet and Lews' that my dietician never told me

Posted by chimera66 on Jul-27-2010 03:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
They did get robbed. He mentioned somewhere that all their belongings were gone.

oops missed that while i skimmed the post, well that's more believable but still don't believe this particular story is true.

Posted by bas on Jul-27-2010 03:55:

quote:
Originally posted by eye_03
Arby's is gross!

Posted by ivofivo on Jul-27-2010 03:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
"The vagina that had housed my member for four years?"

By the way, it isn't this easy to leave a country like Nigeria. No way he'd ever managed to leave without any intervention of the American Embassy if just half of this happened.

No, but please, do tell. I'd like to know what it is that you know about my diet and Lews' that my dietician never told me

Lira, you are a vegie?

Posted by Lira on Jul-27-2010 04:02:

quote:
Originally posted by ivofivo
Lira, you are a vegie?

For a decade, yeah.

Posted by Intellekshual on Jul-27-2010 04:05:

quote:
Originally posted by ivofivo
Lira, you are a vegie?

He doesn't really speak of it nor does he preach/impose his views on other. A discreet vegie - the best kind.

Posted by ivofivo on Jul-27-2010 04:08:

I am very interested to why people make a choice to convert their genetic insticts into a mis-informed food chain thzt would ultimcatly become corrupt.

Posted by Lews on Jul-27-2010 04:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
He doesn't really speak of it nor does he preach/impose his views on other. A discreet vegie - the best kind.

Yeah, unlike me. Because I'm always imposing my views on others and telling everyone I'm better than them

Posted by Intellekshual on Jul-27-2010 04:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Lews
Yeah, unlike me. Because I'm always imposing my views on others and telling everyone I'm better than them

I'd like you to show me where I've said anything close to what you're claiming.
The only time I mentioned your name was to ask ivofivo to be nice to you. You ungrateful fuck.

Posted by Lews on Jul-27-2010 04:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
I'd like you to show me where I've said anything close to what you're claiming.
The only time I mentioned your name was to ask ivofivo to be nice to you. You ungrateful fuck.

Posted by Intellekshual on Jul-27-2010 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Lews

I am very upset.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-27-2010 04:17:

That god damn Lews guy, what a prick he is.

Posted by Lews on Jul-27-2010 04:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
That god damn Lews guy, what a prick he is.

Ever since he bought that fucking Dyson he's been acting like he's the shit

Posted by Renzo on Jul-27-2010 04:21:

Lews must be a real joy at the dinner table: "Hey, those ribs look absolutely delicious. But I have a question for you: can you taste the anguish and tears of that pig you're eating right there? So good, right? Don't mind me - I'll just munch on some lettuce for three hours."

What a dick. Fuck. You know?

Posted by bas on Jul-27-2010 04:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Lews
Ever since he bought that fucking Dyson he's been acting like he's the shit

That nigga got a Dyson?!

Posted by Lira on Jul-27-2010 04:24:

quote:
Originally posted by ivofivo
I am very interested to why people make a choice to convert their genetic insticts into a mis-informed food chain thzt would ultimcatly become corrupt.

Long reply: Yeah, eating meat is a strong "genetic instinct" of mine just like spilling my subsonic jelly Lira seeds into as many human velvet sockets as I can mathematically inseminate in any given day, and I refused with all my inner strength to become part of a then-misinformed and now irremediably corrupt food chain as I fought monogamy. My mitochondria urged me to do otherwise but, alas, I gave in to both distorted ways of dealing with the world

Short story: Because I'm allergic to meat. Really.

Posted by Renzo on Jul-27-2010 04:25:

Oh man, it's a good thing Stu isn't allergic to meat. His Saturday nights would be shot.

Renzo 1 Stu 0

Posted by Lira on Jul-27-2010 04:31:

By the way ivo, sorry for the sarcasm, but the whole "How come you go against what is natural and alienate your body from what's necessary and fundamental for your own well-being?" sort of talk really gets on my tits.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jul-27-2010 04:38:

Vegetarians don't have tits. Not even the girls.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jul-27-2010 04:41:

Oh, speaking of which, I saw this commercial and thought of you, Lira:

It's really an affront. You may not want to watch it. I am actually kind of sorry for you.

Posted by Lira on Jul-27-2010 04:51:

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Oh, speaking of which, I saw this commercial and thought of you, Lira:

It's really an affront. You may not want to watch it. I am actually kind of sorry for you.

What the bloody hell!? I am very interested to know why the owners of breastesses make a choice to convert their genetic instincts of pleasing the other half of humanity and attracting a few potential mates into a misinformed puritan behaviour that will definitely ultimately become corrupt and destroy humanity!

This is what womens are supposed to be doing:

Posted by ivofivo on Jul-27-2010 04:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira

By the way ivo, sorry for the sarcasm, but the whole "How come you go against what is natural and alienate your body from what's necessary and fundamental for your own well-being?" sort of talk really gets on my tits.

I guess I failed to introduce my opinion. Must of been the protein that clogged my arteries inside my frontal lobe.

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