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Posted by Adamo on Sep-19-2010 17:53:

god damn cornholing haustralians!


Posted by itsamemario on Sep-19-2010 18:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Really?


quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Really?


You're like a pot smoking hippie parrot.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-19-2010 18:39:

And you're about as necessary as a knife in the rectum.


Posted by ivofivo on Sep-19-2010 18:59:

Lethal.


Posted by EddieZilker on Sep-19-2010 19:11:

quote:
Originally posted by ivofivo
Lethal.


LETHAL NECESSITY
Steven Seagal + Chuck Norris + Phillip Michael Thomas
Being a cop in a small town is one thing, but when you're a gay cop in a small town...


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-19-2010 19:16:

Doesn't work- Steven Seagal movies are always 3 words long.


Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-19-2010 19:18:

And the narcissistic whore makes a comeback.


Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-19-2010 19:19:

P.S. You've aged significantly. What are you, like 34-35 now?


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-19-2010 19:21:

I'm 24!


Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-19-2010 19:21:

No, the other narcissistic whore, partyprincess.


Posted by Ian on Sep-19-2010 19:23:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
No, the other narcissistic whore, partyprincess.


haha I was just about to post that it's her. Where's the original 'cumchop.jpg' ?


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-19-2010 19:23:

Oh, whew. I was || this close to scheduling a pore-purge/chem peel!


Posted by EddieZilker on Sep-19-2010 19:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Doesn't work- Steven Seagal movies are always 3 words long.


TOTAL LETHAL NECESSITY
Steven Seagal + Chuck Norris + Phillip Michael Thomas + John Cena + William H. Macy
Being a cop in a small town is one thing, but when you're a gay ex Navy Seal cop who dresses in drag for undercover assignments, in a small town...


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-19-2010 19:27:

I am in awe, Sir.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-19-2010 19:27:

Somebody call Michael Bay.


Posted by EddieZilker on Sep-19-2010 19:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Somebody call Michael Bay.


I've already got the preview edit lined up:

Cue C+C Music Factory's "Everybody Dance Now"

[Inside the club on a runway] Dressed in size 13 ruby slippers shot panning up...

[Edit title font on black background word: TOTAL]

[Inside the club at bar] Man putting keys away in pocket moves blazer to reveal holstered weapon.

[Edit title font on black background word: LETHAL]

[Outside the club on gravel parking lot] Engine roars to filtered cut of C+C song.

[Cut music and edit title font on black background word: NECESSITY]

Announcer: Being a cop in a small town is one thing, but when your partner is due in court for a custody hearing related to his anger management issues and you're a gay ex Navy Seal cop who dresses in drag for undercover assignments, in a small town...

[Cue frenetic tom tom solo and edit quick glimpse of two indeterminately sexed adults positioned to embraced - but too blurry to make out who]

Announcer: You

[Edit: Stock footage of racing cars, no one will notice it's not in the movie]

Announcer: Will

[Edit: Sudden crash and explosion]

Announcer: Go

[Edit: Ruby red slippers and high velocity splatter]

Announcer: All

[Edit: Man taking off wig]

Announcer: The

[Edit: Another explosion]

Announcer: Way

Cut to title shot and PG13 rating


Posted by tubularbills on Sep-19-2010 20:00:


Posted by itsamemario on Sep-19-2010 20:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
And you're about as necessary as a knife in the rectum.


wow, you really went all out with that one.


Posted by LoveHate on Sep-20-2010 20:06:

Re: Freedom of Speech

quote:
Originally posted by DarkWater


Apparently this is not valued by this website's moderator(s)?


damn i wish i can be there for you and nurture you...hold you in my arms...look at all these people ridiculing you..


if your actually from vancouver get in touch with me, and ill slap your ciello onto some electro house tunes,to get your name out there.


Posted by FuzzQi on Sep-20-2010 21:37:

Re: Freedom of Speech

quote:
Originally posted by DarkWater


Apparently this is not valued by this website's moderator(s)?


Correct lol


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