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Posted by Chris Crossland on Dec-27-2010 17:28:

I was just thinking, you know how people get bummed waiting outside to get in the club.

Well, you make the outside of the club look like the inside. You know, you put down a rug outside and some couches and pipe out some music. People will love it. But, then the inside looks like the street. You know, you park some cars inside, a mailbox, street signs, and that way when they come in, it's like the outside is the inside and inside is the outside.

Doesn't that blow your mind?


Posted by EddieZilker on Dec-27-2010 17:29:

quote:
Originally posted by joeel
The bouncer will NOT be gay, bouncers will be heavily screened and must be married and have children.


You should implement a don't ask, don't tell policy.


Posted by on Dec-27-2010 17:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
I was just thinking, you know how people get bummed waiting outside to get in the club.

Well, you make the outside of the club look like the inside. You know, you put down a rug outside and some couches and pipe out some music. People will love it. But, then the inside looks like the street. You know, you park some cars inside, a mailbox, street signs, and that way when they come in, it's like the outside is the inside and inside is the outside.

Doesn't that blow your mind?


You sir are one seriously fucked up individual... go away!


Posted by EddieZilker on Dec-27-2010 17:36:

quote:
Originally posted by joeel
You sir are one seriously fucked up individual... go away!


Pot, kettle, black.


Posted by Chris Crossland on Dec-27-2010 17:37:

quote:
Originally posted by joeel
You sir are one seriously fucked up individual... go away!


Seriously though, I think your club will turn straight men gay.

Jake Benson gay.

Hey man you wanna slow dance?
Sure dude.
Oh you smell good, what is that?
Sex Panther.
Amazing, I'll have to get me some of that.
I have another bottle back at my apartment. We can get out of here and get it, bro.
Hell yeah, bro.
Here let me get the door for you...


Posted by shaw on Dec-27-2010 17:39:

So you want to make a strip club without strippers. Sounds like a real winner.


Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Dec-27-2010 17:40:

quote:
Originally posted by joeel
The bouncer will NOT be gay, bouncers will be heavily screened and must be married and have children.


according to this new and exciting policy kd lang may now be a bouncer.


Posted by on Dec-27-2010 17:40:

Who the fuck is Jake Benson???


Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Dec-27-2010 17:42:

Who the fuck is Germaine Jackson?


Posted by EddieZilker on Dec-27-2010 17:44:

quote:
Originally posted by joeel
Who the fuck is Jake Benson???


Part of your target market. He's your draw.


Posted by Chris Crossland on Dec-27-2010 17:44:

quote:
Originally posted by joeel
Who the fuck is Jake Benson???


He's a promoter. When your club opens hire him to pack in your clob.


Posted by on Dec-27-2010 17:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Chris Crossland
He's a promoter. When your club opens hire him to pack in your clob.


Just checked him out, seen his myspace... Looks cool and straight to me. How much does he charge? would he come to the Uk?


Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Dec-27-2010 17:55:

quote:
Originally posted by joeel
Just checked him out, seen his myspace... Looks cool and straight to me.

Jake Benson is very straight indeed. The straightest man on TA.




Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-27-2010 18:32:

Why would a straight man want to slow dance with a man?


I get the appeal of hanging out and playing cards with no women around. Or playing basketball or PS3 with no women around.

But if you want to stand with another male, touching and swaying to music... well that's gay.


Posted by Lira on Dec-27-2010 18:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Jackson
How exactly would you propose keeping homosexuals out of the club?

If the patron farts and it doesn't make a sound, gay.
If the patron farts and it sounds like a trombone, straight.


Posted by igottaknow on Dec-27-2010 18:35:

Re: New Dance Club Idea!

quote:
Originally posted by joeel
I need you guys to give me an opinion on an idea for a club I would like to open.

It will be called The Straight Man's Dance Club and it will be only for heterosexual men who want to be able to dance with other straight men without having to bring along their girlfriends or wives.

Basically a place for straight men to do male bonding without having the annoyance or interference of women around.

Opinions please.
They have already been "invented" and they're called a strip club.


Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-27-2010 18:35:


Posted by EddieZilker on Dec-27-2010 18:41:

quote:
Originally posted by ken_lee

male bonding rofl. what is that?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=docking


Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Dec-27-2010 18:42:

you should totally name the club "Tummy Sticks".


Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Dec-27-2010 18:44:

G'damn if this here dont smell like Jay


Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Dec-27-2010 18:50:

Is it the Acqua Di Gio?


Posted by ModernNosferatu on Dec-27-2010 18:53:

This is my metaphor for the trickery of your club.


Posted by LoveHate on Dec-27-2010 18:54:

theres already clubs out there like this...this isnt a new idea..


just go to a sean tyas show...or any other trance night.


Posted by ModernNosferatu on Dec-27-2010 19:02:

Look bouncer I'm not gay dude, just let me in to honor some slow dances with straight men!

Naw bro you look like a fag to me, you're a total sell out now!

F U braw, I'm still straight and still relevant, just look at the Misfits.

PUSH

PUNCH

It was a gay punching bouncer in disguise, what a surprise.


Posted by pointPi on Dec-27-2010 21:24:

I'm a straight guy, but I think I will have to be neutral in this debate. So to both EddieZilker and Joell, I do really hope you're nice guys in reality, but this is my response to both of you:



Srsly guys, cut the crap. It just shows how deeply homophobic and patriarchal our culture still is.

Eddie, I bet my privates you get sexually aroused by two hot chicks kissing eachother, yet you despise male homosexual acts like the plague. I doubt I will lose the bet, but if I would, I would lose my hope on humanity entirely (not for getting my dick getting cut off necessarily, but that ten percent of world's population is hated because of their sexual preferences). I think yours and probably everyone else's homophobia, when you scrap the surface and see its true face, is nothing more than the fear of dropping the soap in front of a very special guy. After all, hate is just fear with a penis.

Joel, I'm afraid I won't support your sexual apartheid clubs. If these kinds of clubs would get popular, increasing homosexuality rate wouldn't be my concern. Instead, I would fear the the rise of all the Al Bundies that will treat women as lesser beings. In worst case the feminist progress in society and civilization will be flung back to ancient Greek standards, maybe even Pythagorean standards (did you know Pythagoras saw women as lesser beings than FUCKING GRASS STRAWS!?).

Again,


I'm pointPi, speaking as an anonymous neutrumist.


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