Top 10 tracks Vs. Tiesto, HD Crashed and Wicked Neo Sucks

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Posted by Magimaster on Aug-07-2002 06:16:

Posted by blazed it on Aug-07-2002 08:41:

Posted by Sand Leaper on Aug-08-2002 17:48:

LOL,all the TA-cliches rolled into one.Nice one,man!Now post it in the chillout forum,see what happensj/k

Posted by Essential1 on Aug-09-2002 01:06:

What kind of car do you drive? Here's my done-up car:

Post a pic of your car!
lmao

Posted by Drifter on Aug-09-2002 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Essential1
What kind of car do you drive? Here's my done-up car:

Post a pic of your car!
lmao

whoa back up back up......thats gone too far, i like to see what other people are driving and see what they've done to the car and all

Posted by da_MynDLesS_one on Aug-09-2002 06:14:

What kind of music do you play in your ride, when riding it?

Tracks that make you want to soup up your ride more than usual, even though it is a shitbox
Tracks that make you wanna dance with someone's momma
Tracks that make you want to cry in the corner all alone
Tracks that make you wonder how you will be able to afford basic living expenses after having spent so much money on your car
Tracks that make your hard drive crash
Tracks that make other people's hard drives crash
Tracks that your parents like
Tracks that make you want to look up pictures of sexy clubber/raver girls
Tracks that make you want to make a list of the most beautiful girls on the planet
Tracks that make you wonder if posts count in the chill-out room
Tracks that make you want to flame a mod for no apparent reason

okay, I'm done. Honest.

Posted by zzleeper on Aug-09-2002 07:01:

mmmm, pie

quote:
Originally posted by da_MynDLesS_one

Tracks that make your hard drive crash

Tracks that make you want to flame a mod for no apparent reason

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

LMAO!!

Posted by Miss Proximus on Aug-09-2002 09:59:

bunch of homophobes on TA....

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Aug-09-2002 12:36:

Hey, does anyone know where I can get remixes of Sandstorm/Castles in the Sky now that AG is down?

Oh, and while we're at it, could someone post all remixes ever made? What's your favourite? Why?

Don't reply if you haven't got anything nice to say because otherwise I'll flame you.
On second thought, don't reply at all because I'll flame you anyway.

HOW COME I HAVE NO REPLIES YET?! I posted that 5 seconds ago FFS!!!

Hey, I broke up with my girlfriend (she says I'm too angry all the time), how do I get her back?

Posted by infinity HiGH on Aug-09-2002 19:20:

quote:
Originally posted by da_MynDLesS_one

but there are more!
Don't forget these:

Tracks that make you laugh

Tracks that make you want to go to the washroom

Tracks that make you scratch your genitals

Tracks that make you want to eat a rocky road ice-cream cone

Tracks that suck

Tracks that don't suck

Tracks that suck, but only until the 3rd minute

Tracks that are better than sex

Tracks that are better than a root canal

Tracks that make you want to start sarcastic threads about useless posts

I actually started a "tracks that make you want to go the washroom" on the Discussion forum...nobody got the joke, so I deleted it. Ugh.

Tracks that make you wanna have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend
Tracks that make you wanna have sex with the speakers
Tracks that have a good intro/outro (wtf is that?! "ya, i want a track that is good for the first minute")
Tracks of the year
Tracks that make your balls shrink
Paul Oakenf0ld/Paul van Dyk/DJ Tiesto is teh msot overrated dj 3\/eR!!11!!1!

Posted by zzleeper on Aug-09-2002 22:46:

!!!

I'm still laughing about this posts!!!

Great ones Mystery and Infinity...

-----
Btw, what do u mean proxy?

Posted by Kia Kaha on Aug-10-2002 07:51:

Yeah, I am Tiesto's biggest fan, I've been listening to him since 1974, I am sooooo looking forward to seeing Tiesto in another 8 years when I'm old enough to get into clubs, and Oakenfold is such a ******, he is so lame and Tiesto totally kicks his ass, don't fuckin argue or I'll post a half page of shit flaming back at each of you in turn about why you are all ******s as well

Posted by Kia Kaha on Aug-10-2002 08:07:

OMG OMG HUGE BREAKING NEWS ABOUT PvD OMG OMG

PvD SCRATCHED HIS ARSE AT 3:17 THIS AFTERNOON

I'M SO EXCITED I'M GONNA POST A HUGE POINTLESS POST ABOUT IT ON TA

PLEASE POST ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS HUGE EVENT

ffs. If I was Paul van Dyk I'd be very very afraid of some of the people on here. Honestly.

Posted by infinity HiGH on Aug-10-2002 16:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Kia Kaha
OMG OMG HUGE BREAKING NEWS ABOUT PvD OMG OMG

PvD SCRATCHED HIS ARSE AT 3:17 THIS AFTERNOON

I'M SO EXCITED I'M GONNA POST A HUGE POINTLESS POST ABOUT IT ON TA

PLEASE POST ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS HUGE EVENT

ffs. If I was Paul van Dyk I'd be very very afraid of some of the people on here. Honestly.

like starfox? (j/k!!)

Posted by El~ZaPo on Aug-10-2002 16:38:

Click HERE to see the most brutal, rotten, disgusting, death bloody gorey sick twisted 'run-to-the-toilet-to-toss-your-cookies' pictures! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE GREAT ISN'T IT

Posted by whiskers on Aug-11-2002 00:17:

allright, i thought sarcasm died in this world... i guess there are a few sarcastic individuals left here and there...

but people! if there were no newbies and no posts like these, this forum would be fookin' DEAD

i mean it... with 10,000 users (well, a few hundred that post anyway) and like 2 years in existence every single topic has been pretty much covered 3 times at least!

and don't try to flame me for not understanding the joke or being bitter, i'm just saying that if you look at it, it's the truth. those threads are the ones that allow us to flame newbies!

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Aug-11-2002 00:37:

quote:
Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
those threads are the ones that allow us to flame newbies!

Thank God there are newbies, eh?

Posted by whiskers on Aug-11-2002 00:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery

Thank God there are newbies, eh?

exactly!

sometimes we get very pissed off at lamers and newbies, but without them our lives wouldn't be as funny.

we admire you, n00bz & lamoz

Posted by Tranzmit on Aug-11-2002 14:31:

Help i broke up with my girlfriend and i want to get back with her but i can't remember where the ho3 lives, do any of you know what her address is

Posted by BTG on Aug-12-2002 02:52:

omg. this thread, is brilliant.

its so funny, cause its all true...everyone does all this. no one is innocent :P

*giggles*

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Aug-12-2002 04:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery

HOW COME I HAVE NO REPLIES YET?! I posted that 5 seconds ago FFS!!! :

yup this is the one that gets most on my tits. Lemme show u an example of what happened earlier. This guy was just being a total wanker.

CLICK HERE

THEN HERE

AND THEN HERE

grrrrrr guy just didnt no when to shutup!!!

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