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Posted by aNYthing on Oct-16-2011 23:36:

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
they are all wankers. I suppose it comes with the territory. It isn't just keyboard

i mean what the fuck.

I was being sarcastic. I can't fucking stand that pseudo-prog rock/jazz funk/"too cool for this room" sort of demo shit.

Pick your target audience and hit the shit right way. You wanna sell to your Ke$ha, Guetta, Tiesto-loving audience from North Jerzey? Get Pauly D to demo it by smacking it with his dick and then jizzing all over the lcd.

You wanna sell to hard rockers? get ... hm... fuck, ok, best I can come up with - get Trent Reznor and have him bash the fuck out of it on stage with a giant ****** of a sledge hammer - like Gallagher on meth.

Wanna sell to your EZ-listening melody makers? Have Yanni ass-rape Wilson sisters in their fat ass, bent over Jupiter 80.

Ok, I'm covered in marketing douche-backsplash. ugh.

Posted by Normie on Oct-17-2011 03:52:

I spent several years of my life trying to forget that video idiot ever entered my vision and you just killed all my hard work. Thanks a ton LFC...back to nightmares I go. I can also hear my Charvel 5FX puking in it's case as well. It too tried forgetting the horror of idiots like that from the 80s and failed.

We haZ a traumatized now

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