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Posted by DJ Chrono on Aug-13-2002 03:44:

I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want them answered immidiately.

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?


Posted by whiskers on Aug-13-2002 04:03:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Chrono
Who's your daddy, and what does he do?


yeah... um... uh... is he, um, by any chance one of those like... priest people?


Posted by Spyder on Aug-13-2002 04:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Nicke


the other one was even worse, when the friggin spider dropped down from nowhere, and then disappeared again

Sorry


Posted by DJ Chrono on Aug-13-2002 04:24:

quote:
Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix


yeah... um... uh... is he, um, by any chance one of those like... priest people?



AHHAHAhahaha. if you people havn't heard the arnold swartzenegger prank calls yet, you've been missing out.

and a nice picture for nicke




Posted by Spyder on Aug-13-2002 06:49:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Chrono


AHHAHAhahaha. if you people havn't heard the arnold swartzenegger prank calls yet, you've been missing out.

and a nice picture for nicke



DONT you be taking pic of my baby..


Posted by EliPsE on Aug-13-2002 08:51:

Monkey Dancer 2

Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse.

Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open.


Posted by TranceSeeker on Aug-13-2002 09:50:

quote:
Originally posted by EliPsE
Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse.

Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open.


WHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA


Posted by hangover on Aug-13-2002 18:38:

oh man...


Posted by capricorn15 on Aug-13-2002 22:18:

quote:
Originally posted by EliPsE
Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse.

Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open.


good one


Posted by vmc on Aug-14-2002 20:50:

quote:
Originally posted by EliPsE
Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse.

Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open.

now that's what I call pain in the arse....
LOL


Posted by davinox on Aug-14-2002 20:58:

whack off stories are the best.


Posted by sebby on Aug-14-2002 21:41:

Well, my dad would wake me up in the morning and tell me to get out of bed. But I would tell him straight out that I have a boner and I need a couple minutes to get my act together. He'd smile and walk away acting if it was a normal thing.

But,...in the case with the father next to your bed, maybe he wanted to surprise you. Have a talk with your dad and ask him what he was doing next to your bed when you were moaning. You must have been moaning really loud.


Posted by whiskers on Aug-15-2002 01:39:

quote:
Originally posted by EliPsE
Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse.

Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open.


oh, jeez, that's gotta be one of the saddest stories i've ever heard!


quote:
Originally posted by sebby
But I would tell him straight out that I have a boner and I need a couple minutes to get my act together.


hehe, i was just wondering, why the hell does that shite happen?
the boner thing when you wake up?


Posted by Spoonwacker on Aug-15-2002 07:44:

quote:
Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
hehe, i was just wondering, why the hell does that shite happen?
the boner thing when you wake up?


I took a psych class last year...here's what I remember: When you go into REM sleep (when your eyes move around and you have vivid dreams), you get a boner. I'm not totally sure, but I think that it has to do with keeping the blood vessels down there healthy and happy. Either that, or the book was full of BS and we get 'em cuz we're horniest in them morning.

~Spoonwacker


Posted by hangover on Aug-15-2002 17:43:

I don't think that you get a boner everytime you get into REM sleep. That's redicilous. However it does have something to do with blood. When you're sleeping you are usually in horizontal posture (unless you're a bat). The heart doesn't need to pump as hard to overcome gravity and also when you get into complete rest your heart beat drops even further. When you wake up, your heart rate ascends drastically and with it your blood flow, making you extremely sensitive (and of course we are horniest in the morning so that helps too).

BTW if you are in a situation where a boner might be embarassing, just jump out of bed as soon as you open your eyes, and start dressing up or something that will take your mind off your johnson.

Oh, and don't worry, it passes when you grow up


Posted by infinity HiGH on Aug-15-2002 18:02:

...i still wanna know why your dad was standing beside you while you're sleeping...i dunno...its kinda creepy, for whatever reason it might be.


Posted by ampburner on Aug-16-2002 00:12:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Chrono
I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want them answered immidiately.

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?


...but I hope you leave enough room for my fist BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH!


Posted by Tarantula on Aug-16-2002 00:29:

quote:
Originally posted by hangover

Oh, and don't worry, it passes when you grow up


hah.. boys problems , lol


Posted by hangover on Aug-16-2002 06:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Tarantula


hah.. boys problems , lol


What't this, the Israeli answer to julie_spyder?

he he


Posted by hypronix on Aug-16-2002 07:19:



mine once told me I was talking jiberrish during the night... hopefully I didn't say anything about the *foolish* (and not so innocent) things I did that day...

hypRo


Posted by whiskers on Aug-16-2002 13:02:

quote:
Originally posted by hangover
Oh, and don't worry, it passes when you grow up


uh-ha, when you become an impotent from all the sexual dreams you had...


Posted by Psygnosis on Aug-16-2002 14:04:

he probably sucks you off when your asleep giving you that sexual feeling, i dunno

j/k.


Posted by Hi-Voltage on Aug-16-2002 14:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Julie_Spyder

Sorry

I like your av


Posted by Hi-Voltage on Aug-16-2002 15:15:

sorry back to da topic..
I had had sexual dreams too,but at summertime I chat till 3am!or go to party so I go to bed really tired...no dreams then...LOL!


Posted by Tarantula on Aug-16-2002 15:16:

quote:
Originally posted by hangover


What't this, the Israeli answer to julie_spyder?

he he


stop sayin that!!! im original!! and not answer to anythin!!
thank u


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