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I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want them answered immidiately.
Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
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| Originally posted by DJ Chrono Who's your daddy, and what does he do? |
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| Originally posted by Nicke the other one was even worse, when the friggin spider dropped down from nowhere, and then disappeared again |
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| Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix yeah... um... uh... is he, um, by any chance one of those like... priest people? |
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| Originally posted by DJ Chrono AHHAHAhahaha. if you people havn't heard the arnold swartzenegger prank calls yet, you've been missing out. and a nice picture for nicke |
Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse.
Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open.
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| Originally posted by EliPsE Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse. Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open. |
oh man...
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| Originally posted by EliPsE Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse. Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open. |
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| Originally posted by EliPsE Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse. Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open. |
whack off stories are the best.
Well, my dad would wake me up in the morning and tell me to get out of bed. But I would tell him straight out that I have a boner and I need a couple minutes to get my act together. He'd smile and walk away acting if it was a normal thing.
But,...in the case with the father next to your bed, maybe he wanted to surprise you. Have a talk with your dad and ask him what he was doing next to your bed when you were moaning. You must have been moaning really loud.
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| Originally posted by EliPsE Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse. Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open. |
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| Originally posted by sebby But I would tell him straight out that I have a boner and I need a couple minutes to get my act together. |
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| Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix hehe, i was just wondering, why the hell does that shite happen? the boner thing when you wake up? |
I don't think that you get a boner everytime you get into REM sleep. That's redicilous. However it does have something to do with blood. When you're sleeping you are usually in horizontal posture (unless you're a bat). The heart doesn't need to pump as hard to overcome gravity and also when you get into complete rest your heart beat drops even further. When you wake up, your heart rate ascends drastically and with it your blood flow, making you extremely sensitive (and of course we are horniest in the morning so that helps too).
BTW if you are in a situation where a boner might be embarassing, just jump out of bed as soon as you open your eyes, and start dressing up or something that will take your mind off your johnson.
Oh, and don't worry, it passes when you grow up 
...i still wanna know why your dad was standing beside you while you're sleeping...i dunno...its kinda creepy, for whatever reason it might be.
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| Originally posted by DJ Chrono I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want them answered immidiately. Who's your daddy, and what does he do? |

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| Originally posted by hangover Oh, and don't worry, it passes when you grow up |
, lol
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| Originally posted by Tarantula hah.. boys problems , lol |
mine once told me I was talking jiberrish during the night... hopefully I didn't say anything about the *foolish* (and not so innocent) things I did that day...
hypRo
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| Originally posted by hangover Oh, and don't worry, it passes when you grow up |
he probably sucks you off when your asleep giving you that sexual feeling, i dunno
j/k.
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| Originally posted by Julie_Spyder Sorry |
sorry back to da topic..
I had had sexual dreams too,but at summertime I chat till 3am!or go to party so I go to bed really tired...no dreams then...LOL!
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| Originally posted by hangover What't this, the Israeli answer to julie_spyder? he he |
and not answer to anythin!!
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