their farts are like toxic too, mixed with chanel or dolce and banana
Posted by shaw on Jul-13-2011 18:50:
quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
That really was the worst part of Ulysses.
Posted by Desiderata on Jul-13-2011 19:51:
Just like Ullyses,
On an open sea
On an Odyssey
of self-discovery...
Posted by bananas on Jul-13-2011 22:39:
No.
But.
Posted by pointPi on Jul-14-2011 14:22:
quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83
Do hot chicks fart?
[IMPRESSION=THAT GUY WITH THE GLASSES]That's a very good question. The answer is of course both yes and no. You see, there are gases coming out of their buttholes, but it's not methane like amongst us mortals. No, it's in fact microscopic demon unicorns that mutates viruses and bacteria in order to finish off mankind once and for all. That will definitely teach us who's boss around here.
On the other hand though, the hot chicks' poop has become kind of upset about this lately and have formed an underground resistance that's trying to fight against the microscopic demon unicorns, with onions of course.
Now I know what you're thinking, "I've seen porn where hot chicks are pooping and their poop didn't start going berserk. How do you explain that?" Well, that's because all porn on the internet is made by Santa Claus and all of his little helpers in order to cover the whole thing up. If you've seen a real hot chick fart and/or poop on the other hand, it's because you've been brainwashed by Santa Claus and all of his little helpers. That's the the whole purpose of his existence.
Now you may be asking, "Wasn't Santa Claus supposed to be handing out Christmas presents to all the children every Christams?" Well then I have this to tell you:
YOU ARE WRONG.
Yes.[/IMPRESSION]
Posted by Desiderata on Jul-14-2011 14:43:
Sticking it to the man, The artist formally known as Santa Claus
Posted by srussell0018 on Jul-14-2011 14:50:
This is probably the worst thread in the history of threads.
Posted by Desiderata on Jul-14-2011 14:59:
quote:
Originally posted by srussell0018
This is probably the worst thread in the history of threads.
All I will say is "even the dull and the ignorant have their stories".
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