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Posted by bananas on Jul-13-2011 09:13:

Posted by Domesticated on Jul-13-2011 10:14:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
That�s a lot of paragraphs for someone that apparently doesn�t give a fuck.

Can we just start referring to this as the "srussell" for the sake of brevity?

Posted by VDub on Jul-13-2011 11:30:

quote:
Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights

p.s. canada sucks

At least we get can get laid...

And btw...

Good luck with this...

Posted by Lira on Jul-13-2011 14:05:

Don't get mad cause she don't wanna fuck. You need soap. And water. Soap. And Water. Water. Water. Water. Water.

Posted by knowhope on Jul-13-2011 14:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Don't get mad cause she don't wanna fuck. You need soap. And water. Soap. And Water. Water. Water. Water. Water.
If were on the same picture, i'd like to add alka seltzer!

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jul-13-2011 14:15:

I always find honesty works well. Next time she wants to start shit just lay it out there... "listen, if this isn't going to end with me ejaculating in you or on you then I'm not interested." Say it flatly with no discernable emotion. Then pull your unit out of your pants and just leave it out there.

works every time.

Posted by srussell0018 on Jul-13-2011 14:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
Can we just start referring to this as the "srussell" for the sake of brevity?

I have read your post and it is obviously that your a foggot.

Posted by VDub on Jul-13-2011 14:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I always find honesty works well. Next time she wants to start shit just lay it out there... "listen, if this isn't going to end with me ejaculating in you or on you then I'm not interested." Say it flatly with no discernable emotion. Then pull your unit out of your pants and just leave it out there.

works every time.

That's what you did, isn't it??

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jul-13-2011 14:35:

the answer to everything lies here:

Ski-doo-be-dop
Eww
Ski-doo-be-dop
Eww
(Ski-doo-be-dop) We were at a party (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) His ear lobe fell in the deep (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Someone reached in and grabbed it (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Was a rock lobster (Eww)

Aaaah
Rock lobster
Aaaah
Rock lobster

Eww
Eww
We were at the beach (Eww)
Everybody had matching towels (Eww)
Somebody went under a dock (Eww)
And there they saw a rock (Eww)
It wasn't a rock (Eww)
Was a rock lobster (Eww)

Aaaah
Rock lobster
Aaaah
Rock lobster

Rock lo-o-obster
Rock lo-o-obster

Motion in the ocean (Ooh ah)
His air hose broke (Hoo ah)
Lots of trouble (Ooh ah)
Lots of bubble (Hoo ah)
He was in a jam (Ooh ah)
He's in a giant clam! (Hoo ah)

Rock, rock
Rock lobster! (Aaaaaaaaah)
Down, down! (Aaaaaaah)

Lobster
Rock
Lobster
Rock
Let's rock!

Boys and bikinis
Girls and surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's frugin'

Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun

Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray (ooh wok ooh wok)
There goes a manta ray (ah ah ah)
In walked a jellyfish (huah)
There goes a dogfish (rea-owr)
Chased by a catfish (geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh)
In flew a sea robin (Laaaaa)
Watch out for that piranha (eh rek eh rek ah hoo)
There goes a narwhal (eeeeh)
Here comes a bikini whale! (Aaaaah!)

(Lobster rock lobster-ster) Rock lobster
(Lobster) Rock lobster (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Lobster rock lobster-ster) Rock lobster
(Lobster) Rock lobster (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jul-13-2011 14:40:

And dude she doesn't want you. It sounds like she is just keeping you around because you can be strung along without her having to give up too much. Some chicks do that because they have issues and it makes them feel better about themselves for having put holes in their nipples because their uncles fingered them when they were 6.

Posted by knowhope on Jul-13-2011 14:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
And dude she doesn't want you. It sounds like she is just keeping you around because you can be strung along without her having to give up too much. Some chicks do that because they have issues and it makes them feel better about themselves for having put holes in their nipples because their uncles fingered them when they were 6.
Told from a man who obviously went through a pack of Quebequoise with daddy issues.

Be the player. Don't be played. Derp derp

Posted by srussell0018 on Jul-13-2011 14:54:

Tell her you're pos. Bitches love pos guys.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jul-13-2011 14:54:

It was all a dream i used to read word up magazine.

Posted by Quazar on Jul-13-2011 14:59:

Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine.

Posted by jdat on Jul-13-2011 15:00:

don't waste your time.

any minute spent trying to be with her (in any capacity) will lead to nothing.

That's the kind of chick I refer to as "period girls" (girls that look like they're lost and on their period). They're often sweet, fun to get along, they'll want you to play but there'll always be a reason for them not to be available to you and make good on their word.
Some girls look the part, having that soul-less look in their eyes. Others are gingers(wait what?? getting side tracked).

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jul-13-2011 15:06:

This type of shit has never really happened to me after high school. I don't know man, usually if you are like a grown up and you have a tongue in someone's mouth you should have access to her gap. Maybe you had bad breath or kiss like a horse eating a pack of sugar cubes that fell on the pavement.

I mean did you try and do anything to turn her on other than groping at her and staring at her skewered uncle rape areola?

Posted by infiniteJEST on Jul-13-2011 15:51:

The only way to see if she wants aggression is to be aggressive. Give 'em hell, kid (really).

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jul-13-2011 15:53:

quote:
Originally posted by VDub
That's what you did, isn't it??

Did? Still do, every time Mrs. Hazard asks me to do something for her.

Posted by LAdazeNYnights on Jul-13-2011 16:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
This type of shit has never really happened to me after high school. I don't know man, usually if you are like a grown up and you have a tongue in someone's mouth you should have access to her gap. Maybe you had bad breath or kiss like a horse eating a pack of sugar cubes that fell on the pavement.

I mean did you try and do anything to turn her on other than groping at her and staring at her skewered uncle rape areola?

that's what's so mind-blowing about it to me--it hasn't ever happened to me since high school aside from with this girl. your previous post about her stringing me along hit the nail on the head, i think.

Posted by nfekted on Jul-13-2011 16:24:

quote:
Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
that's what's so mind-blowing about it to me--it hasn't ever happened to me since high school aside from with this girl. your previous post about her stringing me along hit the nail on the head, i think.

maybe if you provided a picture of said pierced nipple I might make more sound judgement.

Posted by OkiDokie on Jul-13-2011 16:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
Maybe you had bad breath or kiss like a horse eating a pack of sugar cubes that fell on the pavement.

/Thread

Posted by The17sss on Jul-13-2011 16:35:

quote:
Originally posted by OkiDokie
/Thread

+1

I spit out my drink when I read that line.

Posted by Arbiter on Jul-13-2011 16:52:

You need to stop chasing RFN. What are you, sixteen? You should know how to deal with this kind of behavior by now.

Most of the advice in this thread is bad, so don't follow it. Sushi and Kev have the right idea, though.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jul-13-2011 17:00:

I have the aids to prove it buddy.

Posted by knowhope on Jul-13-2011 17:03:

I think Jay is asking someone on a date.

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