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Posted by VAR on Jul-16-2011 20:26:

plumbing is plumbing, there is bound to be shit involved

Posted by idoru on Jul-16-2011 20:33:

So you fuck women that haven't showered in a while.

Gross.

Posted by Arbiter on Jul-16-2011 20:33:

Re: this has happened to me twice now

Well, that's what happens when you really fuck the shit out of her.

What's the problem, anyway? It's just a little feces. Deal with it.

Posted by Desiderata on Jul-16-2011 21:42:

AnyWAY always talks about how he love ducking up the ass. Next time pick a decent girl /Thread

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jul-16-2011 22:47:

OP sounds like a shit lover.

I mean who actually thinks of random shit during sex to last longer? You know who? 12 year old virgins that saw it on TV.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jul-16-2011 22:48:

I woke up with shit and olive oil all over the bed once.

Posted by Redd on Jul-16-2011 23:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
I woke up with shit and olive oil all over the bed once.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jul-17-2011 11:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
Ugh god wtf.

I keep telling you Pie, you women are rank.

Seriously. It IS enough to consider going gay sometimes with all the stuff that goes on down there on you XX chromosomes.

Sometimes you just have to look at a woman to know she absolutely fucking honks down below.

Dreadful.

Posted by Meat187 on Jul-17-2011 11:30:

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jul-17-2011 12:07:

^^^ Nice Cactle.

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jul-17-2011 17:46:

Posted by Vernon Wanderer on Jul-17-2011 18:05:

Posted by Quazar on Jul-17-2011 19:30:

Ew.

Posted by knowhope on Jul-17-2011 21:25:

Cool storay brahzorz. Got moar?

Posted by igottaknow on Jul-18-2011 00:12:

crappy story if you ask me

Posted by knowhope on Jul-18-2011 00:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Igottadontknow
crappy story if you ask me

Posted by Alex on Jul-18-2011 01:30:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
crappy story if you ask me

You can do better IGK.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-18-2011 01:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Alex
You can do better IGK.

Unfortunately, he can't

Posted by Alex on Jul-18-2011 01:35:

I actually know a guy that abuses puns to no end. It's kind of like watching an episode of "how its made" on Discovery. That bitch just lays down a good 10 puns per episode.

Posted by igottaknow on Jul-18-2011 01:48:

Sorry guys had a long weekend and i'm kinda pooped

Posted by Domesticated on Jul-18-2011 15:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Desiderata
Well, anyWAY... Now you know that females not only fart but they defecate also and apparently they do it during sex (never has happened to me) but I have to ask if this is your second time this happened to you then why did you make that Thread? Unless, you have been having fornication with ugly females.

Don't feel bad I have a few under my belt when I was young.

Flawless logic to prove he only porks uggers. Zing.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jul-18-2011 16:32:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore.

fin

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jul-18-2011 17:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay

Well you are fucking disgusting aren't you? How in the name of Pie was that even remotely arousing experience? You must take some fucked up drugs or your cock must be half dead to have to do that kinda of depraved shit to get off.

I bet your mother's fanny honks by the way.

Posted by igottaknow on Jul-18-2011 17:23:

third time's a charm

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jul-18-2011 17:25:

Vanilla sex is for Christians...no thanks.

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