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here's a good one - happened a little over a year ago but i'll never forget it:

i was up in san fran for a party with some other TAs and late night after the show we all got some food. heading back to the hotel around 6:45 or so we're accosted by a 'homeless' person soliciting donations. one of the TAs, being the nice guy that he is, gave him a few singles. Within 20 seconds of accepting the cash the bastard takes out his blackberry and continues a conversation, nonchalantly walking away from us.

ugh...

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights here's a good one - happened a little over a year ago but i'll never forget it: i was up in san fran for a party with some other TAs and late night after the show we all got some food. heading back to the hotel around 6:45 or so we're accosted by a 'homeless' person soliciting donations. one of the TAs, being the nice guy that he is, gave him a few singles. Within 20 seconds of accepting the cash the bastard takes out his blackberry and continues a conversation, nonchalantly walking away from us. ugh...

Nice, lol.

I had a friend that I worked with at a pub in London, ten years or so ago. He could play the ukulele really well. On his days off, he'd go and set up at one of the busier tube stations, with a busted ghetto blanket, unshaven, and pretend he was homeless. He'd make between 100 and 200 pounds a day in change from people. He got chased off a lot from a few of the other hustlers though (and beaten up a couple of times).

At lunch, I went to Wendy's, and there's a little intersection in the parking lot.

me coming from the main road, doesn't have to stop...but when i get there, the 'intersection' is full of cars where there is a stop.

eventually (all the while when i have right of way)this woman starts honking her horn at this other guy and waits for him to get by, and proceeds to the other side. THE WHOLE TIME...I had right of way. . but i just watched in amazement as all these people fucked up all at once.

People blaming you for something that you did not do - despite obvious evidence to the contrary I can handle people being mad at me for something I have done but if I haven't done anything and they are just arseholes...that really grinds my gears.

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Originally posted by BTG At lunch, I went to Wendy's, and there's a little intersection in the parking lot. me coming from the main road, doesn't have to stop...but when i get there, the 'intersection' is full of cars where there is a stop. eventually (all the while when i have right of way)this woman starts honking her horn at this other guy and waits for him to get by, and proceeds to the other side. THE WHOLE TIME...I had right of way. . but i just watched in amazement as all these people fucked up all at once.

Oh man, that reminds me of one of the best things I have ever seen.

Traffic jam on Victoria bridge, here in Bris. We were right in the middle of the bridge at the time. There had just been a accident at the intersection, inbound, and all traffic had stopped.

I was shotgun in my friend's car, and the chick in the car in front of us had her hand on the horn constantly, for 20 mins or so (like that's going to make the traffic move). The guy in front of her eventually got the shits.

He stepped out of his car, walked back to hers, pulled the keys right from the ignition, and tossed them off the side into the Brisbane River. Calmly walked back to his car.

We were in absolute histerics.

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Originally posted by Ian shove their 'deals' down our sphincters

Where in the fuck do you have your butthole?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Oh man, that reminds me of one of the best things I have ever seen. Traffic jam on Victoria bridge, here in Bris. We were right in the middle of the bridge at the time. There had just been a accident at the intersection, inbound, and all traffic had stopped. I was shotgun in my friend's car, and the chick in the car in front of us had her hand on the horn constantly, for 20 mins or so (like that's going to make the traffic move). The guy in front of her eventually got the shits. He stepped out of his car, walked back to hers, pulled the keys right from the ignition, and tossed them off the side into the Brisbane River. Calmly walked back to his car. We were in absolute histerics.

Holy shit like a boss.

The funny thing though is she could still use the horn.

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Originally posted by clay pretending im a retard if needed.

Like you have to pretend :P

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Originally posted by FuzzQi Holy shit like a boss. The funny thing though is she could still use the horn.

That's what my friend said. "I guess she stopped using the horn"

She never made a peep though, she just sat there. Everyone had to hit the curb to go around her when the traffic started moving

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Originally posted by clay im drunk most of the time when im doing my shopping. giving other people advices on what they should buy and shit

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Originally posted by clay yeah this kind of act comes pretty natural to me, especially since im drunk most of the time when im doing my shopping. giving other people advices on what they should buy and shit. freaking out people.

Was that you?!?

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Originally posted by dj_alfi Where in the fuck do you have your butthole?

it was to emphasise just how hard some of them try.

I often wonder just how much inbreeding has played a part in both the history and present state of human kind.

I mean, as long as we're all related, does it pretty much guarantee that things will be fucked up?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk That's what my friend said. "I guess she stopped using the horn" She never made a peep though, she just sat there. Everyone had to hit the curb to go around her when the traffic started moving

hawkward

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Originally posted by clay yeah this kind of act comes pretty natural to me, especially since im drunk most of the time when im doing my shopping. giving other people advices on what they should buy and shit. freaking out people.

Bahahaha I was tipsy after lunch this one time in Melbourne, then we went shopping and I was being so talkative. Went to T2 and I started going on to one of the girls about how awesome this particular teapot model's tea strainer was. And she gave me one for free. YUSSS.

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Originally posted by Ian it was to emphasise just how hard some of them try.

it would still be hard to push something DOWN your sphincter. unless of course you have yours on youy head or something. or if you was standing upsidedown, but why would you do that? thats preposterous

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Originally posted by dj_alfi it would still be hard to push something DOWN your sphincter. unless of course you have yours on youy head or something. or if you was standing upsidedown, but why would you do that? thats preposterous

If you don't have any sphincters on your head, then I'd say you have bigger problems than annoying people trying to sell you shit.

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Originally posted by Arbiter If you don't have any sphincters on your head, then I'd say you have bigger problems than annoying people trying to sell you shit.

Even though there are over 50 sphincters on the human body, when someone refers to "the sphincter" it is implied that it is the external anal sphincter they are talking about. I highly doubt he was talking about the pupillary sphincter.

I have a friend who lost his family member a few months ago. He's been in a pretty depressed state, constantly smoking pot and drinking expensive cognac. There's this camp out coming up next week and me and another friend agree that he would probably benefit in going. Get him out of the house for a weekend, party with some cool people and have a change of scenery. This girl he knows wanted to buy him a ticket but he kept turning her down. He just doesn't like girls buying him things, some kind of weird gentlemanly notion that he has in his head. We keep telling him just to let her do it and go have some fun, but he's hard headed as fuck. Well we just found out today that the girl did in fact, buy him a ticket and has a ride to pick him up in, and now he's all super depressed about it. I've never seen anyone like this before. If it was me I'd be excited as Hell for such an opportunity. Instead, he's getting drunk and bitching about it. Ugh people.

Oh yeah, and whoever created the Nyan Cat. Most annoying Internet meme ever. Ugh people.

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Originally posted by Zharen I have a friend who lost his family member a few months ago. He's been in a pretty depressed state, constantly smoking pot and drinking expensive cognac. There's this camp out coming up next week and me and another friend agree that he would probably benefit in going. Get him out of the house for a weekend, party with some cool people and have a change of scenery. This girl he knows wanted to buy him a ticket but he kept turning her down. He just doesn't like girls buying him things, some kind of weird gentlemanly notion that he has in his head. We keep telling him just to let her do it and go have some fun, but he's hard headed as fuck. Well we just found out today that the girl did in fact, buy him a ticket and has a ride to pick him up in, and now he's all super depressed about it. I've never seen anyone like this before. If it was me I'd be excited as Hell for such an opportunity. Instead, he's getting drunk and bitching about it. Ugh people. Oh yeah, and whoever created the Nyan Cat. Most annoying Internet meme ever. Ugh people.

he's stuck in a hole- almost need to force him out

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Oh man, that reminds me of one of the best things I have ever seen. Traffic jam on Victoria bridge, here in Bris. We were right in the middle of the bridge at the time. There had just been a accident at the intersection, inbound, and all traffic had stopped. I was shotgun in my friend's car, and the chick in the car in front of us had her hand on the horn constantly, for 20 mins or so (like that's going to make the traffic move). The guy in front of her eventually got the shits. He stepped out of his car, walked back to hers, pulled the keys right from the ignition, and tossed them off the side into the Brisbane River. Calmly walked back to his car. We were in absolute histerics.

^^

lmao @ Stu & that video. they drive like canadians

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Fuuuuuuu. That shit is rife in Brisbane. Everywhere now I do the same, just say "No, not today, thanks" and keep going. I've said a few times that "Sorry, I don't do spam" and get a lol or two from them. Being in Bris, have you had the guys come knocking on your door yet, for the electric/gas retailers? AGL etc? Total pricks. Had one guy that spoke to my fiance while I was out, and he wouldn't leave when she said "No, not interested". He told her she couldn't make any decision "Without your husband at home, because you don't pay the bills" Edit: Ugh, people.

im not bothered by any of that because i take great enjoyment in telling people to fuck off.

oh and fix my sig, cvnt.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN oh and fix my sig, cvnt.

Sure. When you bring back the Raistlin avatar

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