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Yeah, seriously, True Blood isn't a complex story at all. Highly entertaining, yes, but pretty simple to follow

banora killed gmilf.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk

What?

Such a good chop

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay banora killed gmilf.

No I didn't, he's just ground up in the freezer.

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Originally posted by Banora What? No its not. It is an hour long vampire orgy. How is that complicated?

Yes, it is easy to follow and sex sells but also Vampires in theory have always been seductive.

It's the explanations of what they do that is complex NOT the soap opera part of it.

They don't just see a odd creature and kill it, they build up the explanations on what it is. And they explain a new way to make Vampires than just being bit. The tribunal judge section was awesome. The rules of being a Vampire. Easy to follow, yes. Using complexion as a word to describe it was wrong. I meant informative above all other Vampire folklore Television ideas although Interview with a Vampire was a great movie. But only on Vampires, while True Blood offers all kinds of different orgins of creators and people with special gifts. Is it the best TV series as far as being the most informative... of course not but on the subject of Vampires the show and books have taken this folklore to new heights and levels.
Especially considering the whole story started with Vlad the impelor who on the old days surrounded his Castle with people on sharpened wooden stakes usually inserted though mouth or anus so you would slowly slid down the wood to your death, this could take days and frightened enemies away, it also started a legend he had a thirst for blood, then his son added on to this, just not sure how has I believe his name wad Dracula the son of Vlad, all this by memory so Google should be more accurate.


The major down fall of all this is kids and old people believing in such nonsense. Although a highly entertainment piece of fiction, more that ever people are taking this Vampire to seriously. But so it goes with every season in falsehood. A Vampire is nothing more than a person who drains peoples energy and that is not something that should be named a Vampire but more just an annoying person.

I take payments in e-juice.

So they talk about vampire lore between group sex rotations.

what a fag.

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Originally posted by Banora So they talk about vampire lore between group sex rotations.

Rhetorical...
-smh- It wasn't supposed to be on the same programming as Seinfield.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay what a fag.

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Originally posted by Darkarbiter because he's totally 2 dimensional, and it's just an action movie(don't get me wrong I like action movies). Do you find blade attractive? Why the fuck should women? (and because they're straight or bisexual is not a valid answer)

I don't find Blade to be attractive, I'd rather have him take my daughter out to dinner than Edward.

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Originally posted by Lira It's not vampires that women like. They fancy the idea of having mythical creatures fighting over... well, them! I'm not sure we'd complain if mermaids and members of the SNSD battled for our attention, even though we all know they're just products of our imagination

Yeah I know there will be no complaining about that at all!

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Originally posted by Desiderata Blade, one black bad ass that is only half Vampire kill full blooded Vampires. Ok, that doesn't work in the folklore of Vampires.

You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Dhampirs usually have the powers of vampires, minus their traditional weaknesses.

And Underworld sucked ass. The only four reasons to watch it was 1. Kate Beckinsales left boob. 2 Kate Beckinsales right boob 3. Kate Beckinsales left ass cheek and lastly, but not least 4. Kate Beckinsales right ass cheek.

Edit: True Blood might be a good show but they put "vampireteeth" on the outer incisors, and not on the canines, because the producers thought it made them look cooler, like snakes.
It looks god damn stupid and it is a fucking travesty. Next vampire show puh-lease!

I don't care if he had/has the same power. He was one dude, who made how many installments of the story, he had a little help from the old man and probably a few others, just unlikely. You know, like Rambo with fangs. Best scene is the club scene.




I like the emphasise on the fangs in TrueBlood

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay what a fag.

http://cdn.crooksandliars.com/files...ge/10/10464.jpg

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay what a fag.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay quote: Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay what a fag.

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"And then he predicted a double-suicide, that I was going to die in a crash that day and he was going to do the same so he could be with me."








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Originally posted by Sushipunk

LOL!!!! I think this has to be one of the best/most important threads created in a while.

Idk if somebody said it already but girls probably dont like tax evaders haha.

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Originally posted by costizzle LOL!!!! I think this has to be one of the best/most important threads created in a while. Idk if somebody said it already but girls probably dont like tax evaders haha.

I've heard of atleast one person with a jury of his peers win a case against the IRS over years of owed money because even though the money goes to some good uses, there really isn't a law saying you have to pay taxes, it's just understood.

Sorry, I know that didn't have to do with anything.

It's because he's black.

He should of had a car stereo (type) under his arm as he was fighting the Vamps.

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