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Originally posted by dj_alfi Dude, seriously. The fucking cambodians have been pulling that scam here in Norway for years.

What the hell? I can't even picture Cambodians living in Norway. I think you're full of shit!

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Originally posted by Miss Pie What the hell? I can't even picture Cambodians living in Norway. I think you're full of shit!

Cambodia sucks, Norway rocks, and everyone in a developing country knows that. Well maybe not about how much Cambodia sucks, but they know that in Norway the government will give you money, and they'll welcome you with open arms, especially if there's a war where you're from.

So then you have these little bush fuckers making wars just so they can come to Norway to take our money, rape our women and drink our oil. Fucking cambodians I tell you!

Why would they drink your oil when they can drink tiger milk? Pffft!

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Originally posted by dj_alfi Plus Cambodia is fucking wild bush country compared to India. India has books and streets and some of the biggest cities in the world, Cambodia has jungle. And tigers.

I wouldn't go that far, India is pretty terrible.

I heard Indian pussy smells like curry. Does anyone know if that's true??

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Originally posted by bas I wouldn't go that far, India is pretty terrible.

If India is New York, then Cambodia is New Jersey. Only with bushes instead of guidos.

I'm not saying India doesn't have it's share of jungle and bushes too. It's just that in Cambodia, that's the only thing they have. Trust me. I know this stuff.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie What the hell? I can't even picture Cambodians living in Norway. I think you're full of shit!

Where is your God now? Har, har, har

I think she's originally Vietnamese, but it's close enough

Ask Greg, he spent time in Bangladesh or New Dehli, whatever it's called.

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Originally posted by Lira Where is your God now? Har, har, har I think she's originally Vietnamese, but it's close enough

As if! She doesn't look authentic to me. The Cambodians I know all look like child prostitutes.

omg i cant stop laughing

I can see someone just going up to a tiget and they start milking it -- and the tiger is like "NOOB - NOMNOMNOMNOM"

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Originally posted by Miss Pie As if! She doesn't look authentic to me. The Cambodians I know all look like child prostitutes.

She's been norsified.

9/10

Ever tried tiger beer? SushiP will know. You know.

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Originally posted by dj_alfi . Nobody drinks fucking tiger milk. Have you tried cat milk? It's fucking disgusting, and I doubt milk from a cat from the Panthera lineage would be any better. .

You`ve milked a cat?

Yeah wtf.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy You've milked a cat?

No, you get it at the pet store you moron.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy So I work with a guy with one arm. He`s an Indian fellow from Bangladesh. Today I finally worked up the balls to ask him about his arm. HE told me something crazy. In Bangladesh they drink milk from the tiger, tiger`s milk. It`s one of the many odd but amazing delicacies of his people. SO this guy took an ad in the paper for work while he lived there to produce tigers milk. When he showed up, he was given a jugg and was directed towards the tiger in the jungle which he was told was drugged and asleep. As he began milking it the tiger awoke. he lost his arm. Insane! the guy escaped to Canada and now has two kids.

Bangladeshis milk tigers and Australia actually does have drop bears.

Lol, drop bears.

It doesn't happen often, but it does happen

LMFAO

Two pages in, and not a single tiger blood reference.



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