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Why is it you can always tell AnotherWay83 threads just by looking at the title, even when they're not blatantly prostitute related?
Once when I was 16 I was seeing this hot goth chick.
I'd been to town and got her a big chocolate star with some white chocolate icing on saying "you are my star" on it.
I took it round to hers totally acting cool and as I gave it her tripped over the dog and made an absolute twat of myself.
I think on balance using that line you just topped that.
"I'm gonna tear you open like a christmas present"
He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
She: Unfertilized.
He: Good, I was planning on cumming on your face/up your ass anyway.
the only funny line was hers. The added male line was just a memorandum to how fucking lame the male species is.
I've always let NiN be my pick up line source.
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| Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I've always let NiN be my pick up line source. |
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On "Got me a big old dick and I I like to have fun Held against your forehead I'll make you suck it Maybe I'll put a hole in your head You know just for the fuck of it" |
The Outhere Brothers' lines are better.
Girl your booty is so round
I just wanna lay you down
Let me take you from behind
I won't cum until it's time
But if I cannot sleep with you
Maybe I could have a taste
Put your niney on my tongue
And your booty on my face
Ow, I came to make you shake it
Till you break it
Caress your body until you're naked
Bend you over, grab your shoulder
Slip my peter inside your folder
Make you sweat-a, get you wet-a
Pump it faster to make it better
Dim the the lights then lock the room
'Cos now it's time for me to hit that boom
The best line is just a simple hi , my name is .......
If you need more than that , 'twas never meant to be.
I find these lines always come off insincere and the only reason guys use them is because of some myth i think has sort of surfaced in the last 20 years with those suduction workshops or Neurolinguistic Programming. that book by Strauss sheds light on that community of pathetic retards . A girl already knows if she will give you the time of day before you say a word. She has made her mind up so the line isn't necessary and more often than not will creep her out.
Those people that actually pay for those masterclasses are pathetic. It is a scam which seems to be given way too much credit especially in the USA. I once went to the washroom as my girlfriend was getting us coffee. I come back and there is short spandex shirt wearing retard talking to my girlfriend. I sat down and just assumed they knew each other. Within 5 seconds, i could tick off every single fucking line from the manual they study. From the way they treat other males , how they try and control the conversation and think that being the alpha fuck will somehow work. He used the line, can you settle a bet for me and my friends. I mean this is like textbook not even a variation.
We both kinda just started laughing and told him that he should probably fuck off. he was so sure of himself and trust me , my girlfriend got the rape vibe. The only girls that fall for that are really insecure girls that would fall for anything.
just be yourself.
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| Originally posted by Looney4Clooney The best line is just a simple hi , my name is ....... If you need more than that , 'twas never meant to be. I find these lines always come off insincere and the only reason guys use them is because of some myth i think has sort of surfaced in the last 20 years with those suduction workshops or Neurolinguistic Programming. that book by Strauss sheds light on that community of pathetic retards . A girl already knows if she will give you the time of day before you say a word. She has made her mind up so the line isn't necessary and more often than not will creep her out. Those people that actually pay for those masterclasses are pathetic. It is a scam which seems to be given way too much credit especially in the USA. I once went to the washroom as my girlfriend was getting us coffee. I come back and there is short spandex shirt wearing retard talking to my girlfriend. I sat down and just assumed they knew each other. Within 5 seconds, i could tick off every single fucking line from the manual they study. From the way they treat other males , how they try and control the conversation and think that being the alpha fuck will somehow work. He used the line, can you settle a bet for me and my friends. I mean this is like textbook not even a variation. We both kinda just started laughing and told him that he should probably fuck off. he was so sure of himself and trust me , my girlfriend got the rape vibe. The only girls that fall for that are really insecure girls that would fall for anything. just be yourself. |
being vulnerable and honest takes more balls. Saying something sincere and nice is more alpha whatever than what ever those idiots pretending to be the pack leader would say. I've never understood this way of talking to women like you have to trick them. Smile and say hello. Voila. Those lines, unless used in a self deprecating manner where the line is meant as a joke rather than an actual pickup are lame, dishonest , juvenile and one more reasons why guys that aren't douche-bags have to live with the reality that because of a few insecure dick heads with no game, girls assume you are an asshole by default. IF everyone would just play a little nicer, you wouldn't have to camouflage your interest with bullshit because wouldn't have her fucking tower defence up assuming you are one of the dick heads.
Hello lads,
Just in case any of you couldn't tell, I'd like to reaffirm that neuro-linguistic programming is utter bollocks. Although it wasn't mentioned in a favourable light, it never hurts to say how embarrassing the whole enterprise is/was.
"hey you mind if I pound on that"
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| Originally posted by Looney4Clooney being vulnerable and honest takes more balls. Saying something sincere and nice is more alpha whatever than what ever those idiots pretending to be the pack leader would say. I've never understood this way of talking to women like you have to trick them. Smile and say hello. Voila. Those lines, unless used in a self deprecating manner where the line is meant as a joke rather than an actual pickup are lame, dishonest , juvenile and one more reasons why guys that aren't douche-bags have to live with the reality that because of a few insecure dick heads with no game, girls assume you are an asshole by default. IF everyone would just play a little nicer, you wouldn't have to camouflage your interest with bullshit because wouldn't have her fucking tower defence up assuming you are one of the dick heads. |
Juin wants its punch line. I suppose nimrods with no creativity would risk sounding like broken records sans their prepared 1 liners. Try a little harder k?
I'm sure girls would interprete some of these lines as cute at least. Just don't overdo it and actually say some sweet things too and it'd be fine.
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| Originally posted by Looney4Clooney I could of apologized and continued but my integrity felt otherwise |
actually, it is what ever the fuck my auto spell decides it is. It has final say.
What is your first language?
Doesn't really matter. I can, and have written quite eloquently when I've put the time in. I don't. I have an ipad here , i'm typing real quick what ever is coming to mind. Of course it isn't going to be structured as well as one should structure what they say but i'm not being graded, and for message boards, i type like i would be talking. Well not including the mistakes and all that.
When i edit, it is because of freudian slips that make no fucking sense or i forgot to mention something. But i am doing rather engaging work, i take a little peak over hear, and then back to work.
I don't proof read. I am not planing what i'm saying.
It isn't like anything i'm corrected on is something i don't know. I just don't care. What ever. The way my mind works, is rather non linear. One thing sparks another thing , and i would i have way too many things , ideas blah blah.
I will say i have not met many persons that didn't think i was brilliant funny and totally tits. And when you combine that with my beautiful face , my message board etiquette doesn't really bother me. I'm really hard not to like in person. Super hard.
If you don't want to share, that's fine (though you of course didn't need my "permission" or whatever). I was just curious, as you've said several times that English isn't your first language.
I agree on some level that 'first language' is a poor metric to judge people by... but as someone so fixated on presentation and the virtue of honest indulgence with your audience, I thought you might have some commentary on the matter.
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| Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On What is your first language? |
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