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Originally posted by Watts Nice SG. Would you really take orders for jeans? If yes, what's the minimum count and what color denims are available?

You play guitar ?

its a custom reissue but still.
I still prefer my Tele. Something about having all those highs , which you can eq if you don't want and it sounds great for funk. Even tho nile rodgers used a stra, i still think the tele , traditional body is one of the sexiest guitars.

I also have a LP studio custom a stingray musicman, the original from 76 and ya i know its lame but the larry graham jb.

So many gems end up at pawn shops.

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Originally posted by Lira Oh, I guess I didn't tell you: We're back in a long distance relationship. She moved to the Amazon... she got a sweet job there though. I'll go live with her in December

Oh damn, no I didn't know that

I fully need to get you a sweet camera, Marcus, for capturing the Amazon birds. Feathered variety, of course I'm so jealous, it's somewhere I've always wanted to visit for birding.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Oh damn, no I didn't know that I fully need to get you a sweet camera, Marcus, for capturing the Amazon birds. Feathered variety, of course I'm so jealous, it's somewhere I've always wanted to visit for birding.

Come visit us! Really, the current exchange rates should make it easy for you guys to visit Brazil, and you'll both have interpreters to guide you around the city

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney well its tight then loose so you can dance, do a rock guitar kick, moon walk. I mean that is hugging the butt real nice i mean my balls are in your face. And i can boogie and still have some definition. Granted those last ones are lounging pants and wouldn't were those unless i went disco.

Is that seriously you?


You have this over-preened/contrived look of someone supremely narcissistic - y'know, like a serial killer.

Yeah the gay is strong with you.

Yeah, I play. I'm not a fan of Gibson outside of the Explorer and SG. I mostly use Fenders (post-punk) and Jacksons (death metal) but also have some others.

Patrick Batmeman! That's who I'm thinking of. A really weak as piss Patrick Bateman, mind you - but that's what I was getting at.

I bet you pluck your eyebrows...and probably use a stencil to shave your chest hair just so.

I usually wear Levi 513's. They're slim fit, but have a straight leg so they're not skinny, and the ankle isn't tapered. Having a huge flair at the bottom of your jeans is just dreadful. I can understand bootcut if you're exploring your sexuality or something, but those are practically bell bottoms, and you look like a gay.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Patrick Batmeman! That's who I'm thinking of. A really weak as piss Patrick Bateman, mind you - but that's what I was getting at. I bet you pluck your eyebrows...and probably use a stencil to shave your chest hair just so.

Comparing him to Bateman, even a weak as piss one is too much.

He reminds me of my brother, all false bravado and hiding a deep deep deep insecurity about himself.

Well yeah, obviously.

As opposed to a neckbeard to "hide" your massively bloated cranium?

What? He just looks like a dude who sells Macs and wears bell bottoms. Aint-no-thing.

naw, bell bottoms flare higher up.

I"m wearing home lounging clothes. I also have every colour of converse so why not have red ones with a red shirt. Jesus. Its like you suck dick a few times and dress well and all of a sudden, you are a fanny bandit.

I wanted to illustrate that i don't mind tight were it counts, ie the balls , but at the lower legs. I mean you need room for your massive leg muscles and well, room to run, and do shit. Like don't you notice walking just doesn't have that sort of natural flow it should when the frabric is working with you.

Well at least we know for sure now that you have a personality disorder.

call me old school but i'm perfectly happy with my Levis 505s. Fits great and very comfortable.

Alex Cannon jeans are very good too. You can get em in Lord & Taylor

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Well at least we know for sure now that you have a personality disorder.

you now that now ? you would make a horrible lifeguard.

Aside from the aspergers thing which technically no longer exists according to the new DSM which either makes me totally fine or full on retard, the only disorder i have is loving too much.

But ya, I really don't see the fucking deal. I am struggling to find pants. Someone said my idea of pants was retarded, i posted examples to show what i'm looking for. Really is that simple.

The problem with mens pants , is that almost all men have no asses. My ass is fucking rotund and thick. Which makes pants really hard to find.

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney I wanted to illustrate that i don't mind tight were it counts, ie the balls , but at the lower legs. I mean you need room for your massive leg muscles and well, room to run, and do shit. Like don't you notice walking just doesn't have that sort of natural flow it should when the frabric is working with you.

I'm with you (even though I dress like a perpetual 16 year old). I can't stand any restrictions around the thighs and hips; they severely cut into my natural swagger! If I couldn't kick anyone above the knee because my pants are too tight, there is a dire malfunction going on.

REVELATION.

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Originally posted by Lira Oh, I guess I didn't tell you: We're back in a long distance relationship. She moved to the Amazon... she got a sweet job there though. I'll go live with her in December

Wait, seriously, the amazon? Like the god damned rain forest in the middle of fucking nowhere, that Amazon? What does she do again?

She is obviously a gorilla.

I think I read somewhere that she does custom saddle-work for South American tarantulas, so the move makes sense.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay As opposed to a neckbeard to "hide" your massively bloated cranium?

Sorry I made fun of your girlfriend Jay.

also, i have a much stroner lower body than upper body. To pull off skinnies, you need to be jacked. And i will never have that.

If you need to be jacked to pull off your pants they are wayyy too tight in the first place.

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