when a woman says she's fat, how should one respond?

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Posted by SYSTEM-J on Dec-16-2013 23:49:

You give her a long, hard kiss then look her in the eye and say "I think you look amazing."

Posted by UrbanNinja on Dec-17-2013 00:51:

I have to ask, is that sarcasm?

Posted by Lira on Dec-17-2013 00:56:

Fixed:

quote:
Originally posted by UrbanNinja
"I have to ask, is that sarcasm?"

"Of course not, sweety, you take my breath away. No, seriously, I can't breathe, get off me!".

Posted by on Dec-17-2013 01:09:

Lighten up lira on the fat jokes

Posted by Lira on Dec-17-2013 01:31:

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Originally posted by Jon_Snow
Lighten up lira on the fat jokes

Too heavy?

Posted by Spam on Dec-17-2013 04:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Too heavy?

You're laying it on a little thick.

Posted by netroM on Dec-17-2013 09:06:

This thread reminded me of this:

Posted by Chew on Dec-18-2013 22:28:

ah baby but how many women get to say they had quadruplets.

alternatively here are some other possibilities.

SO....

if she is fat you could say.

Ever try ephedrine..

if she is not fat you could say

in somolia you are fat in America you are not at risk of heart disease.

if she is fat you could respond.

How stupid do you think I am..

if she is not fat you could go

I'm not giving you no more alchohol and drugs, you may not be fat but you are getting pretty stupid.

If she is fat you could say,
is that your way of saying you want a gym membership for christmas

if she is not fat you could say
is that your way of saying you want a gym membership for christmas.

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Dec-19-2013 17:31:

this ugly chic once asked me, "on a scale from 1 - 10, what would you rate me?". she was at most a 6, on a good day with great make-up, but of course i couldn't tell her that. but i also suck at lying, so i made a compromise and said, "i think you're an 8". an 8, IMO, is pretty damn good, definitely fuckable.

bitch got mad at me and walked away, saying "i expected you to give me a 10/10". never saw her again

Posted by PivotTechno on Dec-19-2013 17:56:

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83
in my vibrant, emotionally regressive imagination this ugly chic once asked me, "on a scale from 1 - 10, what would you rate me?". she was at most a 6, on a good day with great make-up, but of course i couldn't tell her that. but i also suck at lying, so i made a compromise and said, "i think you're an 8". an 8, IMO, is pretty damn good, definitely fuckable.

bitch got mad at me and walked away, saying "i expected you to give me a 10/10". never saw her again

there you go.

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Dec-20-2013 08:17:

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Originally posted by PivotTechno
there you go.

thanks for the assistance, but no. try again.

Posted by PivotTechno on Dec-20-2013 11:28:

quote:
Originally posted by AnotherWay83
in my misogynistic, emotionally stunted imagination this ugly chic once asked me, "on a scale from 1 - 10, what would you rate me?". she was at most a 6, on a good day with great make-up, but of course i couldn't tell her that. but i also suck at lying, so i made a compromise and said, "i think you're an 8". an 8, IMO, is pretty damn good, definitely fuckable.

bitch got mad at me and walked away, saying "i expected you to give me a 10/10". never saw her again

Better?

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Dec-20-2013 11:38:

I've never known someone brag so much about being a complete failure with women.

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