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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy My asshole is so hairy the doctors fingers get tAngled and stuck like a Venus fly trap. |
This thread is now about manscaping the asshole area? None of you guys trim it down? Who the fuck wants to eat that?
I don't want tongues up in there. Over the past year or so I have gas during sex LOL. Everytime I finished with my ex I ran to the bathroom turned on the tap and let it rip
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| Originally posted by planetaryplayer I don't want tongues up in there. Over the past year or so I have gas during sex LOL. Everytime I finished with my ex I ran to the bathroom turned on the tap and let it rip |
I ain't about dat ass play ! If someone wants that hair ill let them try but if I feel like farting they will have to eat that
*sips tea
Middle age? I'll be there soon 
Who doesn't like assplay? Don't be so uptight, it's weird.
when the day comes that i desire to have my hairy asshole licked i will clear a little patch. I've never even had the urge to lick a girls ass either. i can't even get off to anal porn LOL
Stop, you're making me uncomfortable. 
The first time it feels kind of strange having a digit up the chute, but it is mostly due to nerves and clenching. Once you learn to relax, it is pretty neat.
My wife uses chopsticks.
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| Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay My wife uses chopsticks. |
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| Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay My wife uses chopsticks. |
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| Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay My wife uses chopsticks. |
Jay you wife no mind take Er nai
you just don't understand gravity at the quantum porous level...see states. As in, you have to partake in state-change in order to evolve. Have more sex, if sitting for too long get up, look up and curse at your country for the alien hegemony it fosters among us.
My wife doesn't like fingering me. I make her do it.
What can I say, at this point, I need variety with sex. Done it all.
I'm considering pee hole insertion.
Do you pee on her?
Vanilla is just not interesting.
Naw. Do you know how hard it is to get psyched up to fuck a woman that just had a kid? Granted she had a c section, so the vag is not in flying squirrel mode....but yeah, I need a Bentley up my ass to make it exciting.
Just wait. If you have kids one day, jimmy will make the "I'm pretending I want to fuck you to make you happy while your tits spray milk everywhere" face.
It's as hot as a polar bear's anus. Bring on rectal punishment!
Hahaha, I want kids less and less...and less.
Hey if a girl can't lick my ass at it's worse they're not worth licking it at its best
that dave chapel link was ideal. this fat guy i knew always pissed on his gf in the shower. his brother also ripped a fart in a girls mouth while getting licked HAHHA.
let me know how fucking dat urethra goes
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