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Posted by AnotherWay83 on Oct-27-2002 05:42:

heh...sumtimes, in the middle of a passionate masturbation session, rite on my bed, with the sheet on of course, my grandmom would walk in, lol...i'd instantly stop, make sure i was fully covered...then..slowly, while my grandmom was in the room...i'd manage to sneak my pant back on...all while the sheet was on...of course there'd be cum on my pant and stuff...but i'd just stay in bed and wait till it dried up, then i'd get up, go to the restroom and finish up ;D

i once jerked off in the same room as my parents, believe it or not...it was very late in the night, they were snoring, so i quietly did the deed, couldn't help it

Posted by Matt on Oct-27-2002 05:53:

Re: Re: Something i am quite proud of

quote:
Originally posted by ali92
6 years, 12 days so far for me (yes, I remember the exact DATE I started: 1996-10-14)!

lol me too, cuz it was my fucking birthday!!

I was like: 'FUCK YES!!!'

Posted by Matt on Oct-27-2002 05:56:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceGiant
LMFAO..omg what a thread.
Never got caught either once i had to be very quick though, door bell rang, i jumped up, closed the porn window on hte screen, removed those papers, zipped and washed hands within 12 seconds

Hm first time...Pooh was I shocked. I was expecting it to flow endlessly, didnt expect a real shot...rrrr!

I've got like 2 seconds to do the same thing. The door to my room is about a metre behind me, and even tho they knock, they don't wait for me to answer, ppl just walk in. I've got the whole routine down to the letter tho.

Posted by sharpeye00 on Oct-27-2002 08:13:

quote:
Originally posted by jploveparade
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF TECHNAUGHTY!!!

download save target as

lol thats pretty damn hilarious, he all whipped out the kleenex and vaseline and got caught.

i thought using vaseline while masturbating was bad for you though, heh i guess he doesnt know that.

Posted by mos man on Oct-27-2002 12:37:

why is it bad for you ? that would make it equally as bad if you are using it as a lube. with yo girliefriend

Posted by sharpeye00 on Oct-27-2002 18:42:

i dont know offhand.

my girlfriend read it in a 700+ page book on sex called The Guide To Getting It On. Great book! Somewhere in that book it says why you shouldn't use vaseline. I would have to ask her to look it up in the book again if you really wanted to know the reasons.

Posted by TrAZ on Oct-27-2002 19:54:

vaseline breaks down condoms...and is not good for lubrication

thats why u gotta bust out the ky on the bitches

Posted by Dmatrox on Oct-28-2002 02:25:

thats one whack (bad pun) video. im wondering what hes looking at who that person is?

I heard people at our university have cleaned their pipes in the library in front of computers; however i havent witnessed this myself.

Posted by Slylee on Oct-28-2002 18:57:

reuven you crack me up!

Posted by vmc on Oct-28-2002 20:21:

you should be a masterbating instructor then... lol

Posted by DJ-Lukeass on Oct-28-2002 23:54:

quote:
Originally posted by jploveparade
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF TECHNAUGHTY!!!

download save target as

LOl pretty funny stuff where do you find all these video's from jp???

Posted by Ste on Oct-29-2002 00:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Seventh City
congradulations for being the first straight guy to want to catch another guy masterbating

how do you know he's straight?

Posted by jinxed84 on Oct-29-2002 03:32:

Re: Something i am quite proud of

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Originally posted by Exponent
Although i caught him once, he claimed the zipper got stuck. Wtf.

LMAO for some reason im laughing my but off at this thread...of all the things i expected to laugh at...this never came to mind(ahh bad pun)

Posted by Fandom on Oct-29-2002 20:31:

Yeah,maybe people should post the usual time it takes them to get the thing!So that we can compare people's being proud of never been caught time records

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