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| Originally posted by Vivid Boy thats nothing.... i once biked into a parked car while going uphill and bit off my entire bottom lip...I woke up on the windshield...it was covered in blood...i got up to check where i was bleeding couldnt figure it out...so i spit blood came out....went to touch my lip and touched my teeth instead.,. looked around found my lip went to the hospital they sewed it back on....but they fucked up and i was left with the most fucked up lip ull ever see.....was gonna sue the hospital...they got scared and i got free plastic surgery on it and now dont even have a scar..  |
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| Originally posted by jploveparade I broke both wrists at the same time when I drove about 20 mp/h on my mountainbike when a couple of ducks (I am not kiddin!) crossed the streets. I braked with full power, flew over my bike and landed on my wrists. After I got up I actually managed to drive 5 miles to the hospital in that condition  |
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| Originally posted by Slylee and i broke my baby toe running to get the phone and crashed into the coffee table. the whole side of my foot was purple for about a month. it sucks when you break a toe because you really can't do anything about it. |
Im a bmx dirt/street rider. I was riding my trails and I went to bail but didn't throw the bike far enough away from me so when I landed it bounced and the pegs cut the back of my head open. Other time I was doing a rail at a college did it fine like 5x then said one more time. (never say that or u die) and my back dropouts got caught onto the rail instead and knocked out my front tooth.
AHhh Pain is good
Back when I was 12 or so, playing manhunt in the woods, for some reason I decided to play in my soccer sandals. The advantage is you can hide down in the creek without ruining your shoes. Anyways I was found, and took off down the creek being chased, and lost my sandals in the foot deep or so water. I didnt care, I just kept running, until I felt something go into my foot and come back out. Took me about a few steps to realize something went IN my foot. Turns out some asshole left some boards with rusty nails sticking straight up under the water where you couldnt see them. Im not sure, but I think it even came out the top end of my foot, cause there was a little puncture wound right above where it entered the bottom of my foot.
Anyways I leaned on a friends shoulder and did a little hobble home, leaving a nice trail of blood along the way. I went to the doc to get a tetanus shot, but I didnt need any stitches. It went thru a fleshy part of the foot (and through dumb luck, between the bones). A thousand bandaids and some neosporin did the trick. Didnt hurt that much either, I guess since the water was cold and I had been standing in it, it helped numb the foot.
Thats probably the worst Ive had, despite all the crazy shit I used to (and still) do, like have speed races down huge ass hills on rollerblades and climbing trees and whatnot
I was riding my mountain bike one time, listening to Dj Tiesto on my cd player, and suddenly i get hit by a school bus exiting a parking lot. THis fuckin guy doesn't even look to the side to see if there are any passersby. ANyway, my bike got totaled but i managed to get off the bike and jump to the side as the bus was about 2 inches away from my ribs.
I was riding on the tailgate of a truck (shut up, I'm from the South) and fell off and landed on my wrists. I could move them some and the doctor couldn't tell me if they were fractured or not. Well, I went snowboarding 2 weeks later for the first time in my life. The very first time down the mountain my cheap ass goggles fogged up and I couldn't see a 2 foot jump so I busted my ass and cleanly broke one of my wrists and fractured the other. I went and got those hard casts and a $175 pair of Dragon goggles and went back out on the slopes
broke my wrist in snowboard, but what's stupid about it, is that it was on a plane surface, i was nearly stop, anyway, i found that pretty stupid when it happenned
How about this:
I was standing makeing myself and I friend some dinner (meat) and as I was standing topless I was stupid enough to throw the meat in to the fryingpan so it the butter splashed all over my stomach =(
belive me it hurted! It was like there was some small redlights inside my stomach glowing. Got some scars that still are there 
I cutted my finger with a knife while cutting carrots on the job ....
I didnt realise it but I paniced when I saw the piece of finger on the table ! 
I cutted my finger with a knife while cutting carrots on the job ....
I didnt realise it but I panicked when I saw the piece of finger on the table !
i've had a couple of weird things...
once had an iceskate in my head, for about 2cm deep, when I was 8 or so.
When i was two or three i was playing barber with anotgher kid, and he grabbed the scissors and cut my upper lip in half, there's still a scar from my mouth right up to my nose, luckily it's almost gone..
I once fell during skiing, and i slipped, landed on my face, and rolled on, so everything in my face bled. A couple of hours later was my upper lip like 5 times bigger, it was no sight..couldn't hardly talk...
When i learned cycling, i wanted to copy the big boys, so i started riding very 's' shaped...(i don't know the english word for it...), but i fell, and a week later there was growing a piece of bone out of my chin, which disappeared a couple of weeks later...
I've cut of some things, like the top of a finger with an axe, sliced of almost my whole upperhand skin with a knife.
A friend of mine was making something with a hammer an nails, and he slammed so f*cking hard on his thumb woth the hammer, that the finger said 'splatttt'; the top of his thumb was squashed open, and there was just a stripe of flesh and blood from his thumb which was like 15 cm orso..
Well, I played in a soccer game without a protective cup . . . . so you know how that goes. Internal bleeding . . .no sex for a whole 2 weeks. . .. the 9 yards.
Was once ironing my shirt and the side of the iron touched my stomach. WAAAA hurt like mad...
And couple years ago when playing football, the ball came across to the back post, and it was coming down to about chest height.. So i crouched slightly and dived and headed it in... Rarrrr i scored, but some ****** followed thru studs first and crushed my head against the goal post. After getting up and successfully landing a punch dead on this guys nose i went dizzy and collapsed. And i lost the site in my right eye for almost 2 hours. Those were the scariest 2 hours of my life as doctors didnt no if my sight would return. The good news tho was my goal got us thru the final of the citizens cup
Erm... on holiday in Gran Canaria a couple of months ago I dropped a bed on my foot, and broke my toe. It really really hurt! It killed when I put shoes on. Therefore... I had to go out clubbing at night in my bare feet.
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| Originally posted by Busy Child Well, I played in a soccer game without a protective cup . . . . so you know how that goes. Internal bleeding . . .no sex for a whole 2 weeks. . .. the 9 yards. |
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| Originally posted by Busy Child Well, I played in a soccer game without a protective cup . . . . so you know how that goes. Internal bleeding . . .no sex for a whole 2 weeks. . .. the 9 yards. |
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| I dropped a bed on my foot, |
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| I dropped a bed on my foot, |
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| i was gonna put a sarcastic answer like "i broke my penis bone" |
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| Originally posted by Az wtf, soccer with a protective cup?? jesus, you yanks are weirdo's |
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| Originally posted by piggy I think I once stapled my thumb..can't remember what happened tho.. |
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| I did that on purpose in front of my sister.. I sed 'Hey, Watch This' and stapled right through |
my friend takes the cake. He had just lost his virginity @ a house party, and he was so excited to tell the rest of us he jumped down the stairs to the landing. Only he landed funny and broke his ankle.
Was a funny time
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| Originally posted by Technaut I once got knocked down by a van, it wasnt really that bad but they guy got banned for 2 years and a �300 fine. He drove away and left me there  Now for the weird part, I now work for the same company that owned the van he was driving when he knocked me down. |
) and one time... the bus driver slammed on the breaks and i flew into one of the windows and split my head open!!
Riding my friends mopehead and drove it into a fence at 30 haha. Broke my leg for sometime.
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