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Worst one was when you were an easily excitable little high-school, boy, and you got a little excited watching the girls doing PE and then AARGH... you have to strip off and have a shower with the lads! That happened to me once, in about the second year. I think i just kinda waited for it to subside a little then went in the shower hald hard. Ah well. I don't care.
Arya: Yeah go on, laugh at us. You can be happy that you don't get boners (or do you? 
). But actually, it feels damn good sometimes 
TrAZ: Oh yeah, I watch my parents have sex all the time. No wait, they're divorced. Damn. But the 12 year olds.. Hehehe 
That's one reason I don't like to go to public swimming pools or beaches. I'm scared of getting a boner, everyone would see it.
How about in the morning, when you're going to school, and you have to pee, and you have a boner, and you can't wait for it to go away, cause then you'll miss the bus or something. What do you in that case?
I hate it when I wear very thin pants and get one.. I feel like the whole world can see it. And when it gets "stuck" when you sit in school. Like it points down, and you can't make it point up unless you put your hand down there. Or when someone is sitting in your lap. What do you do in these kinda situations?
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| Originally posted by Arya LMAO at you guys |
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| Originally posted by xqiksilve of course! but the problem with that is how are you supposed to do that? you have choices 1. Swift handwork 2. Uncanny Muscular isolation   3. Be Hardcore and just do it (like me)  |
Yeah worst one is were your in the clouds, naked girls running around then from no were.....
"James come to the front and solve this equation on the board"
"err well...like..huh huh..i feel woozy miss, can i pass"
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| Originally posted by Nicke Arya: Yeah go on, laugh at us. You can be happy that you don't get boners (or do you? ). But actually, it feels damn good sometimes |
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| Originally posted by Arya hahaha, no Nicke I don't get boners thankfully. |
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| Originally posted by Arya hahaha, no Nicke I don't get boners thankfully. It's still funny to read your wacky stories though |
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| Originally posted by TrAZ you mean girls dont get bonners? your crazy! my girlfriend gets bonners all the time, she has a penis, i think your just the freak. |
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| Originally posted by Arya I think if I had a penis my boyfriend would be afraid of me |
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| Originally posted by Arya I think if I had a penis my boyfriend would be afraid of me |
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| Originally posted by Nicke guess what would make him even more afraid of you? if yours was bigger than his! |
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| Originally posted by Nicke guess what would make him even more afraid of you? if yours was bigger than his! |
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| Originally posted by Slylee quit lying arya we all know you have a penis...she showed me a pic of it |
god what has this thread turned into?
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| Originally posted by DJ Sunburn god what has this thread turned into? |
Please do continue about your boner stories.
I'm quite a fan of the penis.
(Edit:
boyiwannado: "I'm quite a fan on the penis." <<-- i enjoy that comment
X Arya X: hahah
X Arya X: did i spell that bad?
boyiwannado: i don't care where you are a fan of it
boyiwannado: hey, if you're on it, even better
X Arya X: HAHAHAH
-so yeah I fixed my typo )
I think every guy is a fan of his own penis.
who cares..this handy hand work is a good idea..anyone of you guys have boners..just fucking stick your hand down your pants and adjust it. Do it in front of anyone you want. I see people with their hand down their pants sometimes and even not to fix themsleves. I mean don't do it on purpose to show a girl or anyone else you have a boner. The world knows you got a penis and it works so who gives a fuck.
I most of the time while sitting I obtain this stauts of bonerdom so I just fix it calmly and securly. IF and I say IF someone looks then lets see there are two options.
If its a guy that guy is officaly gay. 
If its a gurl then she is checking out your junk 
I can hide it but I can't hide from fixing it and I don't care
ps..the boner in the morning while trying to pee nickname the "morning wood"
Peace!
p.s.s.-->girls are lucky they can say we don't have to fix ourselves and have to be embarressed. Well what I know about girls is they have alot more problems going for them than guys so good luck to them. ex..Starts with a P and its not a penis I am referring to!!!
I don't care if a guy adjusts himself, you gotta do what you gotta do right? 
-shrug-
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| Originally posted by Arya I don't care if a guy adjusts himself, you gotta do what you gotta do right? -shrug- |
well all guys want the Punane. Anyone just watch real sex on HBO. "Its like if your not having sex, then your thinking about sex and if not even that then your having sex with ya self" Great quote I must say.
That quote is so true.
Don't you just hate when you watch some movie with your parents, and then there's a sex scene,and you starting to raise a boner,and there's nowhere to hide.DAMN,I hate it.
What do you say when you stick your hand down there to fix it when you're in class and everybody's staring at you like 
? "I have a fucking boner and I need to fix it. I can't have it pointing down, it hurts."? 
you don't have to say anything. When girls adjust thier bra's do they say "oh I am adjusting my boobs"
Just do it fast and swiftly. No one will notice and care. And if they do, be like your gay if its a guy and if its a girl then be like oh la la. If its your teacher and she is really hot...Run to the bathroom
hahaha.......Don't let other people influence your life to live as you want
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