TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- JFC I'm 45 today! Discuss your midlife crisis and age-related problems, COR wh00r3s!
Pages (2): « 1 [2]

Dude, I KNOW. Selling my underwear in various states was first on my list. Then it was foot pics. Lol.

quote:

Originally posted by Silky Johnson various states

At 45 I thought I needed reading glasses, at 48 I know I need reading glasses. Luckily memory gets worse so I forget about it all the time.
As long my arms are long enough... No farting though.

i knew i needed glasses when i was 4, I'm 67 now and read braille

You need to get some shark eyes installed.

I find my way with scent and sonar but biting random people isn�t always acceptable

Merry Christmas, fart-blossom

I'm thinking bifocals are not too far away, as bad as I hate to admit it. Well, the wife has finally been officially diagnosed as positive for COVID, no word on the variant, however. Nasty case of strep as well. She was never approved for any vaccine by her oncologist, so she is, unfortunately, toughing it out naturally. I just hope she doesn't get pneumonia. Her lungs are shot from the chemo and radiation. I got my third Moderna shot on 12/16, so I'm hoping that helps me avoid it altogether. Staying indoors and watching the world go by, slowly. Hope everyone has/had a good Christmas.

I had a stroke. LOL

quote:

Originally posted by Zoso I'm thinking bifocals are not too far away, as bad as I hate to admit it. Well, the wife has finally been officially diagnosed as positive for COVID, no word on the variant, however. Nasty case of strep as well. She was never approved for any vaccine by her oncologist, so she is, unfortunately, toughing it out naturally. I just hope she doesn't get pneumonia. Her lungs are shot from the chemo and radiation. I got my third Moderna shot on 12/16, so I'm hoping that helps me avoid it altogether. Staying indoors and watching the world go by, slowly. Hope everyone has/had a good Christmas.

That sucks. Hope she recovers! We are locking ourselves down again and not venturing out. Seems like a lot more people are picking it up now.

quote:

Originally posted by Spacey Orange I had a stroke. LOL

A guy was flashing nuns as they were exiting a convent in New York City. A group of three nuns were exiting around noon one day, and the flasher jumped in front of them, opening his trench coat as he landed. The first nun had a stroke. The second nun had a stroke. The third nun didn't touch him at all.

quote:

Originally posted by Zoso Well, the wife has finally been officially diagnosed as positive for COVID, no word on the variant, however. Nasty case of strep as well. She was never approved for any vaccine by her oncologist, so she is, unfortunately, toughing it out naturally. I just hope she doesn't get pneumonia. Her lungs are shot from the chemo and radiation. I got my third Moderna shot on 12/16, so I'm hoping that helps me avoid it altogether. Staying indoors and watching the world go by, slowly.

Damn, that's sad to hear.
Let's hope it's omicron, that one spreads more in the upper part of the lungs, doing less harm. But better is if she only gets some mild symptoms of course.

Appreciate the well wishes, guys. She's doing okay...thus far. Her doctor called in an inhaler for her, which helped tremendously. She had a decent day yesterday, but not as good as the day before. I had a coworker who got it, and he did fine until the second week. Within a 12 hour window, he went from okay to admitted to the ER and damn near dying with pneumonia. He finally recovered, but he was on O2 for weeks. My biggest worries with the wife are her lungs and kidneys: her chemo regimen for multiple cellularity Hodgkin's Lymphoma damn near destroyed both, and the targeted radiation on the neck and throat area didn't help any. Then after all that, she was diagnosed with large cell arteritis (which is, via the Mayo Clinic: Giant cell arteritis is an inflammation of the lining of your arteries. Most often, it affects the arteries in your head, especially those in your temples. For this reason, giant cell arteritis is sometimes called temporal arteritis.

Giant cell arteritis frequently causes headaches, scalp tenderness, jaw pain and vision problems. Untreated, it can lead to blindness.). She had to take enough steroids for that shit that she was in early stage renal failure.

So, yeah, any time she gets sick with something, I turn into Mr. Panic Attack, lol. Of course, I try to confine that shit to my head so that I don't burden her with anything additional. On a good note, though, after work yesterday we brought all the canned goods up from the basement, wiped the tops down with diluted bleach/water, and put everything on a new shelf. We're good on mixed vegetables, diced tomatoes, and tomato sauce for the first half of 2022, at least!

Hoping for the best for you guys, Zoso. Your wife sounds like a pretty special and resilient lady. 🙏🏼

quote:

Originally posted by Silky Johnson Hoping for the best for you guys, Zoso. Your wife sounds like a pretty special and resilient lady. 🙏🏼

She is, by far, one of the strongest humans I have ever had the honor of knowing. Both mentally and physically. And on top of that, she's a fabulous mother, wife, and nurse. I'm still trying to figure out why she "settled" for me, lol. I think it's my ritualistic Sunday house cleaning chores...

I think it was your posts on tranceaddict that wooed her.

quote:

Originally posted by Demoted I think it was your posts on tranceaddict that wooed her.

We have VERY different styles of humor, so it's probably best that she never reads a single forum post I've made on ANY forum, lol.

Genuinely hope positive vibes and energy go your way, Zoso. I'll try my best to summon them. All the best, brother.

Thank you kindly, sir! She's having a pretty good day today. Tomorrow marks day 7, most likely, as she started showing symptoms last Thursday, and tested positive Friday. I'm cautiously optimistic, but I've had a number of people tell me they were okay until the second week. It's amazing what we, as humans, choose to focus on when assessing risk. The truth is, she's far more likely to die as the result of an automobile accident on her way to work or the grocery store, but he we are, hyper focused on a corona virus, lol.

quote:

Originally posted by Silky Johnson Not gonna lie, I considered all kinds of suspect easy money schemes when I was paying down my student debt. Never considered farts in a jar though.

the consequence

https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/04/90-d...lmetrouktwitter

Take the $1,000 and send those wankers a tin of Surstr�mming instead, for a laugh.

What does it taste like.. I like fermented foods but don�t like fish so have yet to try

I like fresh foods, not the kinds that make me an esophageal missile launch pad

No risk no reward

Did you learn this in the dark rooms

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright © 2000-2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.