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I could quote Ralph Wiggum forever, but here are some of my favorites.

Ralph: 'Ms. Hoover, my parents won't let me use scissors'
*children laugh*
Ms. Hoover: 'The children are right to laugh at you Ralph, these things couldn't cut butter.'

R: 'Ms. Hoover, my worm crawled into my mouth and I ate the worm. Can I have another?'
MH: 'No Ralph, just go to sleep.'
R: 'Sleep, yay! That's where I'm a viking!'

R: 'And when the doctor told me I didn't have worms, that was the happiest day of my life!'
MH: 'Thank you Ralph, very graphic.'

And another favorite, from the episode where they judge the best bartender in Springfield:

Announcer: 'And the winner is ... Moe!'
Chick: 'Hey! You said if I slept with you I would win.'
Duffman: 'Duffman says alot of things!'

Too bad the new episodes aren't nearly as clever or entertaining.

i liked the one where the grandpa wanted die and kept trying to kill himself...

Moe:"Hey, I thought you died of liver cancer!?"
Duffman:"Duffman will never die! Only the actors who play him."

Or when they go to Duff Gardens.
Lisa:"It says here 22 imigrant laborers died in the making of the pyramid."
Patty:"Meh, there's more where that came from."

"Surly only looks out for one person:Surly!"
"Sorry Surly."
"Shutup!"

"First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women." - Homer Simpson.


-Pete

*Homer in Hell*
Satan: so you like donuts ehh!??? how about all the donuts you can eat!!??
Homer: woohoo! (scene of homer eating all the donuts)
Homer: *munching sound* more!

*some episode*
(burning robot coming out the door)
Robot: why!? why was i programmed to feel pain!!?

*some episode
there's a chess game where all the pieces are human
King piece: wait! don't leave me unprotected!
(all the other pieces proceed to beat him up)

lolz ok im probably the only one who finds those funny... hehe

X-file agent: Im just goin to ask you some simple 'yes' or 'no' answer questions. Do you understand?

Homer: ......Yes

Lie detector machine explodes

The Canyenero Song is quality

how about these

(scene in class room)
Lisa is staring outside looking at Nelson. Everyone shouts "Lisa likes Nelson" Millhouse says "No she doesn't" Everyone shouts "Millhouse likes Lisa" Jeanne says "No he doesn't" Everyone shouts "Jeanne likes Millhouse" Teacher gets mad and screams "NO ONE likes Millhouse.

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Mr Burns is dating this young chick who happens to be Snake's ex. Homer is tagging along making sure everything goes smooth. Anyways they are back at the mansion and Mr. Burns is going to have sex (lol) with the chick right. Homer is all like can you. Mr Burns injects himself with this aphrodisiac and goes in to get laid. Homer's dumb injects himself with the rest. He rushes back home picks up Marge and takes her to bed. After the sex Marge is all like "Homer that was amazing. Do you think the kids heard us," all worried. They show bart, lisa and maggie just staring at the ceiling like OK what was that. Then Flanders is in bed awake also starring at the ceiling. He is all like "Wow."

funny as shit. keep them coming.

episode where homer fixes the toaster and turns it into a time machine or sumthin.... (skips to a scene where the simpsons are ritch and patti and selma are dead)
Homer: marge, may i have a donut please
Marge: donut?? what's a donut?
Homer: ahhhhhhhhhh! (gets the hell outta that dimension)

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Originally posted by Fush X-file agent: Im just goin to ask you some simple 'yes' or 'no' answer questions. Do you understand? Homer: ......Yes Lie detector machine explodes

rotflmao. genious.

This is from one of the halloween specials

Homer: No TV and no beer make homer something something

Marge: Go crazy

Homer: Don't mind if I do (Freaks out)

and this is also later in the same special

Homer chops through the door with an axe and yells David Letterman

Grandpa: Hi David, I'm grandpa

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Originally posted by nervous Def the episode where homer eats some of chief wiggans extra hot chillies and goes trippin with the dog as his guide. Classic simpsons

Dog: Find your soulmate Homer
Homer:......wait a minute, dogs can't talk
*turns back to dog*
Dog: woof woof
Homer: Damn straight!!

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Originally posted by Xict episode where homer fixes the toaster and turns it into a time machine or sumthin.... (skips to a scene where the simpsons are ritch and patti and selma are dead) Homer: marge, may i have a donut please Marge: donut?? what's a donut? Homer: ahhhhhhhhhh! (gets the hell outta that dimension)

LMAO!!!! the way he screamed was fuckin jokes..."AHHH!!! AAAAHHH!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Oh, and another one:
Maude: Oh, and by the way Homer, congratulations on your new job
Homer: New job?...Marge is pregnant?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by Rhythm I also love when McBain jumps out of this plane on to his enemy's plane, and rips open the canopy and proceeds to break the dude's neck... fucking hilarious!!

Mcbain (in that scene):Take that Commie-Nazi!

Homer: Hey! He looks just like you Pointdexter!! (to Millhouse)

Or the X-Files episode. Mulder knocks on the Simpsons door, Homer opens it. Mulder flips out his FBI badge, u see a seductive, porno style picture of him there and he says in this overdramatic way "Fox Mulder: F-B-I!"


God, I'm cracking up just reading this thread...Simpsons=B3$T $H0W EVAR!!

Re: favorite Simpsons moment or episode

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Originally posted by daydreamer asuming some of us watch tv and cartoons. (raises hand) what is your favorite simpsons moment or episode. I really like the episode when Homer thinks Bart is gay and he takes him to all this manly places to make him straight. The shit was so fucking crazy. I laugh all the time i see that. THe new episodes are kind of lacking. they are probably running out of jokes. Zaaaappp lol late dreamer

Lol yeah that's a good episode,

Moe: Ahhh don't worry homer we can turn your other kid uhhh...what's her name...Lisa! We can turn her into a man !

Homer: Theres no use.....she's a vegitarian...

Moe: Oh Homer.....

honestly my favorite episode is when president bush senior moves in across the street and they have a war. damn good!

ahhhhhhh i just remembered another one....
(episode where Homer and Flanders marry 2 other women)
Ned: We hafta divorce these women!
Homer: I dunno Ned, there's many advantages to having TWO wives, purrrrr *switches to a scene of Homer's thoughts*
(Marge is chopping wood and the other girl is digging a hole in the ground while Homer is sitting in a hammock)
Homer: dig, dig, chop, chop, dig, dig, chop, chop

rofl that f-b-i one with Molder's pic was hilarious... cant believe i almost forgot about that one.

haha..the best part is when Moe (the bartender), Homer and a bunch of other guys are playing poker. Everyone is smoking a ciggar and a dude walks out and Moe asks....Where ya going ? .. the dude says to him...Im just going to get some fresh air. Moe says "Bah...going out for fresh air..for me the cigarr is fresh air" and he coughs as hell

'he can hear pudding!'

-bart in reference to homer...dunno which ep|

When to go look to a "soccer match". The Spanish commentator finds it very exciting, and Kent Brockman thinks it's boring. I was crying when I first saw that

From "A star is Burns"

Jay Sherman (to Patty and Selma): Well I said, Camu can do but Sartra is smarta
Homer (to Patty, Selma and Jay): Oh yeah, well Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter

when homer works for a terrorist!

Has to be when Homers in prison for stealing and crashing Mo's car into the sea.

The old guy with glasses comes into Homer's cell and says:

oldguy: would you like a book to read
homer: ok
homer picks up book entitled "How to Escape From Prison Without Getting Caught" (or something similar)
homer: hmmm. this could be useful...
homer then hits the old guy over the head with the book and escapes!

Quality

quote:

Originally posted by Bortsta The Canyenero Song is quality

True that, lol.

Moe is strapped to a lie detector, and is being questioned about the death of Mr Burns...

Police: Do you hold any grudge against Montgomery Burns?

Moe: No!

(BZZZT)

Moe: Oh maybe I did but I didnt shoot him!

(DING)

Police: Checks out, Ok you're free to go.

Moe: Good, coz I got a hot date tonight!

(BZZZT)

Moe: A date...

(BZZZT)

Moe: Dinner with Fred...

(BZZZT)

Moe: Dinner alone...

(BZZZT)

Moe: Watching TV alone...

(BZZZT)

Moe: Alright! I gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria Secret catalog...

(BZZZT)

Moe: ...Sears catalog...

(DING)

Moe: Now will you unhook this thing already! I dont deserve this shabby kinda treatment!

(BZZZT)

I love the episode where Homer wraps that yellow police caution tape around Flanders' home and Ned starts to wig out thinkin something happened and Homer keeps teasing him. It's pure laughter

quote:

Originally posted by Xict episode where homer fixes the toaster and turns it into a time machine or sumthin.... (skips to a scene where the simpsons are ritch and patti and selma are dead) Homer: marge, may i have a donut please Marge: donut?? what's a donut? Homer: ahhhhhhhhhh! (gets the hell outta that dimension)

you forgot the best part...........

okay homer leaves the dimension

Marge(looks out the window): Oh look kids its raining again

(a bunch of donuts fall from the sky)

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