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Originally posted by evil_bastard People who aren't from the East of London get annoyed when you call them cockneys, but the rest of the country just calls all of London cockneys anyway

That's because you're not a cockney if you're not from the East End of Londond

It's rare to find somebody who was born and raised in another part of London speaking like a cockney. Sure the accent is the same, but the cockney dialect is strictly an East End thing.

it's a cob

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Originally posted by Maaz I like to watch called "As if" and

probably the worst and msot annoying tv program ever created.

after bargain hunt and home + away.

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Originally posted by Az it's a cob

its BAP!


and you say scone like gone, not cone!

SCON

It's a STOTTIE!

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR its BAP! and you say scone like gone, not cone! SCON

clearly
but it's a cob

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR its BAP! and you say scone like gone, not cone! SCON

Agreed. Scone = sgone

Nice 1 Bruv

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I'm not recording my voice anymore... my dog ate my mic

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR probably the worst and msot annoying tv program ever created.

hehe, how can you say that!? Sooz is my concept of ideal woman... except for the fact that she is just a character

Besides, the special effects and the soundtrack are amazing

To make things even more confusing cockney can be shortened down even more eg if someone calls you a berk it is short for Berkshire hunt = c.u.n.t
If you want to hear cockney first hand go to the street market out side Waterloo station.
Also in london we have the rude boy accent which is a kind of ali g
/ black ameican / gangster wannabe.
There's some black accent wich is used in central and south london.
West london is just your normal south east accent wich is probly the simplest to understand.

London rude boyz really piss me off

Possibly the most annoying thing about London, except maybe the price of everything.

We don't get many up here, but we do get loads of charvas!

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Originally posted by evil_bastard We don't get many up here, but we do get loads of charvas!

yea we do unfortunately

I'm just glad I don't live in the West End. That place is infested with charvas, espescially the likes of Benwell

heh, I like your new sig, evil_bastard

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Originally posted by Lira Also, I have don't understanding many things Chris Liberator says in his tunes

I just realised I have don't paying attention to what I type

I have don't understanding lol

Geordies also say man after every sentance spoken. They also shift from a very high tone to a very low tone of voice in the same sentance, which is why noone can understand them

It's also very true when you speak about places in London beinf infested with WANNABE YANKS! They dress like as if they're from the BRONX and wear jackets and trousers about 9 times too big for them.

Aye I hate wankers who dress up as something they're not.

I was once talking to these lads wearing kilts out on the lash in the toon, and it turned out they were from Edinburgh. I tried to explain to them that Edinburgh is in fact not in the highlands, and that this is in fact not 1350AD, and that a kilt was perhaps not the most 'appropriate' dress to have in Newcastle, to put it mildly. A couple of hours later I saw them getting started on by a group of charvas leaving Bubbles, which is this fucking dirty underground pub in a cellar in a sidestreet of the notorious Bigg market

I actually saw a lad on the metro today wearing a t-shirt that said "NYC: Bronx" on the front. I felt an urging desire to smash his face in... I managed to restrain myself though

I think the gangsta-rude-bwoy image will always be a London thing, but a few of them are gradually creeping their way North. I've seen a slow increase over the years here in twats on skateboards with a huge ego rammed up their rectum. On a summer's day you can fidn them at the Haymarket in Newcastle playing their 'garage grooves' and doing their 'stunts'. Hippie Green next to Eldon Square is the worst place though in Summer. They don't seem to be there in winter though, the sub-zero weather obviously ruins the californian skater fantasy they have. I think we will always be "charve" territory though. I don't know which is worse actually

People i hate with passion - SKATEBOARDERS!! What a bunch of Peen Ends they are. Places you will find them - CAR PARKS and more CAR PARKS.

When i was doing my I.T training in a big office block called SERCO SYSTEMS, we had this huge car park, and as the the car park got emptier later on in the day these wankers on boards came along every day. They would fuckin wreck the place, dent peoples cars and wing mirrors and things like that.

Until one day the STEWARD (who had been having chew with them for ages now) saw one of them bang into this car, so he ran out started argueing then just nutted this long haired twat, the others joined in and he just beasted them all. Then he lined their skateboards up against the wall (6 of them) and sanpped the in half.

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Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer its BAP! and you say scone like gone, not cone! SCON

Is that a regional thing? My family has a cafe, and we get these silly posh people coming in asking for skones (sounds like cone), twats.

All these people moved from london out here to commute in, and they have lived her for 10 years and still can't pronounce the town name right! hillarious.

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Originally posted by evil_bastard I was once talking to these lads wearing kilts out on the lash in the toon, and it turned out they were from Edinburgh.

heh, so ironic... it's not weird to see someone wearing kilts here because it's not considered Scottish at all (in fact, I've already seen African/Asian people wearing it)

It's just something alternative, a "skirt for men", for ravers/rockers/... in fact, I was looking for a kilt myself Have I got Scottish blood? Nay (and I'm just 1/16 English, for that matter)

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Originally posted by evil_bastard I actually saw a lad on the metro today wearing a t-shirt that said "NYC: Bronx" on the front. I felt an urging desire to smash his face in...

hehe, I remember when I saw some agro-man with a t-shirt that said "Future American Gangster: F.A.G." I felt like telling him about what it meant, but I thought he wouldn't be happy to find out he spent his dear money with it

Maybe he's right and all American gangsters in the future will be gay! Maybe they are already

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Originally posted by evil_bastard Maybe he's right and all American gangsters in the future will be gay! Maybe they are already

I'd prefer to think so!!

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