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Posted by drinkyourmilk on Dec-08-2002 00:51:

Two guys walked into a bar. One ducked..

Posted by dj_mdma on Dec-08-2002 19:51:

hehe here is my contribution

3 Tampons are walking down the street
Across the road they see a sanitary towel.
Which one of the tampons says 'hello'?

None, because they were all stuck up ****s!

Posted by dj_mdma on Dec-08-2002 19:54:

A woman goes onto the Antiques Roadshow, and goes to the expert sitting aat the table. She takes a seat, pulls a tampon from her handbag and asks...

"What period do u think this is from?"

Posted by dj_mdma on Dec-08-2002 19:56:

Whats the difference between the Paparazzi and going down on a woman?

When u go down on a woman, u can see the **** behind the bush!

Posted by dj_mdma on Dec-08-2002 19:58:

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no Arms.

Posted by dj_mdma on Dec-08-2002 20:01:

Did u hear about the Lesbian Ashtmatic?

She could only breathe in snatches!

Posted by Muppet1969 on Dec-08-2002 22:51:

Nike have just bought out some new trainers for lesbians called Dyke Air...They have an extra long tonuge and you can get them off with one finger...

Posted by elena on Dec-09-2002 17:41:

quote:
Originally posted by G K Murray
What do you call an Italian with a Rubber Toe?:

ROBERTO

HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!!

Posted by Slylee on Dec-09-2002 19:10:

quote:
Originally posted by miss_e
HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!!

hahhaha i laughed my ass off at that one too...and the guy who quoted himself was too funny i can't stop laughing! this needs to go in classic threads..

let's see im having a brain fart now and can't think of any...maybe they'll come to me later..

Posted by G K Murray on Dec-09-2002 19:50:

What do you call a Spanish Fireman?

HOZAY.

Posted by G K Murray on Dec-19-2002 02:35:

Why did everbody hate the TAMPON??

Cos he was a stuck up ****!!

Posted by G K Murray on Dec-19-2002 02:36:

Heard about the antique TAMPON??

They didn't know what period it was from!!

Posted by BigFlavor on Dec-19-2002 06:16:

so, a guy walks into a bar with a glass in one hand and a monkey in the other.
the bartender says... "hey, what's with the monkey?"
the guy replies "monkey? MONKEY!? Where's my themometer?"

(good luck)

Posted by BigFlavor on Dec-19-2002 06:18:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_mdma
hehe here is my contribution

3 Tampons are walking down the street
Across the road they see a sanitary towel.
Which one of the tampons says 'hello'?

None, because they were all stuck up ****s!

he larious

Posted by Fundamental on Dec-20-2002 14:22:

What did the dog say when it sat on some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Posted by RedLunatik on Dec-20-2002 18:17:

i wanna quote some......... but that means quoting the whole thread

keep then coming guys

Posted by El~ZaPo on Dec-20-2002 20:42:

How do you get a cat to make the sound of a dog?
-pour gasoline on it and light it on fire: *woof*

How do you get a dog to make the sound of a cat?
-put it in your freezer, and then put it through a band saw *meeeeow*

Posted by KilldaDJ on Dec-20-2002 20:54:

what do u call something with 2 legs and bleeds?
half a dawg! ROFL

why did the little girl fall off her bike?
because she had no legs ROFL!

the showering of crap jokes

Posted by Philby on Dec-21-2002 08:39:

quote:
Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan
stolen from one of the aussie ta's (sorry )

A dislexic man walks into a bra

lol
'dislexics of the world, untie!!'

what do u call a man with no arms and no legs in your pool?
bob!

what do u call a man with no arms and no legs at your door?
matt!

hehe

a guy walks into a bar.
he says ouch.

two guys walk into a bar. bartender says 'you'd think one of them would have seen it!'

an irishman, a penguin and an aussie walk into a bar. the bartender looks suspiciously at them and says 'what is this, a joke?'

lol

Posted by dr me on Dec-21-2002 13:17:

Why are guys faster than girls?

They have a stick shift and ball bearings

Posted by dr me on Dec-21-2002 13:19:

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

Posted by dr me on Dec-21-2002 13:21:

What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common?

They both get sucked off in bogs.

can it get any worst than this?

Posted by dr me on Dec-21-2002 13:23:

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?

Between you and me we could make a lot of money!

yes it can

Posted by dr me on Dec-21-2002 13:25:

What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
"Ho. Ho. Ho."

Posted by dr me on Dec-21-2002 13:27:

Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"

back to the bad jokes

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