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Helen for president. Let her rule over Tasmania 
jp :P
Paul van Duck taken hostage
German DJ Paul van Duck has been captured after his gig in Australia. Some 50 Tasmanian devils kidnapped him and took him across the Tasmanian Sea.
The evil princess Helen forced the god of electronic music to have long jam sessions at her home. If he refused, she threatened to have sex with him. Paul, being happily married, had no other option than to play for her.
Natasha send the original CD-R containing Nothing but you, which was set for ransom. After Paul was finally free again, Helen became Queen of Oceania. With the money recieved from releasing the single she build a large castle.
She lived happily ever after...

OMG JP!
u have such a twisted imagination!!!!
LMAOO!!!!!!!
u crazy dutch boy! :P
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| Originally posted by dj_helen_k nothing wrong with some Ass love is there :P |
ohh yes joe 
...
ill be the judge of TA's "best ASS" competition 
.... altho, if many drinks are consumed....id be very afraid

see u all there for a spankin' good time :P
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| Originally posted by dj_helen_k tis true fella's... some men get highly aroused aound that area ... nothing wrong with some Ass love is there :P |
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| Originally posted by DJ Dowlz Ewwwwwwww, sliding in the mud.... Not certain about that prostate thingy, but if American Pie is anything to judge by it's probably quite stimulating. |
on my boy...
ok....it works like this....you can use my sig....but MAKE IT DIFFERENT then mine.....i mean different. I don't mind having similar sigs but exact sigs that are copied....bother me.
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| Originally posted by dj_helen_k lmao! good ole' american pie. hehe ive tried n tested the 'prostate' trick on my boy...very very very goood |
yeh.
well thats me i guess! :P
very honest and open!...no secrets with me...
soz! for those peeps that i may have offended!

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| Originally posted by DJ Dowlz Ewwwwwwww, sliding in the mud.... Not certain about that prostate thingy, but if American Pie is anything to judge by it's probably quite stimulating. |
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| Originally posted by ProDiGaL wasnt it roadtrip, the hot nurse at the sperm bank...... my gf offered to try tricks like that on me too helen telling me that those beads r for guys, i mean comon! asif! they were designed for girls from day one damnit, well guys thats what happens, you hint about anal sex with your gf, and all of a sudden they wanna put stuff up your ass |

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| Originally posted by dj_helen_k LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!! hahahahha well, yes, thats wot happens wen u wanna try da' greek styles .... its only fair? dont u think? LMAO!!! remember....."compromise" peeeepplz!.. LMAO!!! ![]() |

LOL @ philby
hey even tho im greek.....
i definately stay away from greek styles!!!
LMAO!
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| Originally posted by dj_helen_k LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!! hahahahha well, yes, thats wot happens wen u wanna try da' greek styles .... its only fair? dont u think? LMAO!!! remember....."compromise" peeeepplz!.. LMAO!!! ![]() |
one innocent comment and look what i've started!
10 bucks says the next poll will be: Have you ever had someone put something in your ass?

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| Originally posted by dj_helen_k LOL @ philby hey even tho im greek..... i definately stay away from greek styles!!! LMAO! |
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| Originally posted by webmeister one innocent comment and look what i've started! 10 bucks says the next poll will be: Have you ever had someone put something in your ass? |
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| Originally posted by dj_helen_k gregztar! thankx babe!im well! yes! i aint lettin no foookin MALE get to me! no more! ![]() btw: have u still got the same cellphone # ? / me will call u. |
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| Originally posted by dj_helen_k tis true fella's... some men get highly aroused aound that area ... nothing wrong with some Ass love is there :P |

haha guys
pm!
btw. you guys have serious sexual tension. im sorry it had to be said.
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| Originally posted by Jah haha guys pm! btw. you guys have serious sexual tension. im sorry it had to be said. |
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| Originally posted by Jah btw. you guys have serious sexual tension. im sorry it had to be said. |
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| Originally posted by drizzt81 is sexual tension a bad thing? |
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