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Posted by jp on Dec-12-2002 01:12:

Helen for president. Let her rule over Tasmania


Posted by dj_helen_k on Dec-12-2002 01:15:

Wink

jp :P


Posted by jp on Dec-12-2002 01:23:

Paul van Duck taken hostage

German DJ Paul van Duck has been captured after his gig in Australia. Some 50 Tasmanian devils kidnapped him and took him across the Tasmanian Sea.

The evil princess Helen forced the god of electronic music to have long jam sessions at her home. If he refused, she threatened to have sex with him. Paul, being happily married, had no other option than to play for her.

Natasha send the original CD-R containing Nothing but you, which was set for ransom. After Paul was finally free again, Helen became Queen of Oceania. With the money recieved from releasing the single she build a large castle.

She lived happily ever after...


Posted by dj_helen_k on Dec-12-2002 01:42:

OMG JP!


u have such a twisted imagination!!!!

LMAOO!!!!!!!



u crazy dutch boy! :P


Posted by JoeCool on Dec-12-2002 02:01:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_helen_k
nothing wrong with some Ass love is there :P



helen, your coming to the meetup for drinks arent you?




Posted by dj_helen_k on Dec-12-2002 02:31:

Behold, my arse.

ohh yes joe

...

ill be the judge of TA's "best ASS" competition

.... altho, if many drinks are consumed....id be very afraid



see u all there for a spankin' good time :P


Posted by DJ Dowlz on Dec-12-2002 02:47:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_helen_k
tis true fella's...
some men get highly aroused aound that area

...

nothing wrong with some Ass love is there :P



Ewwwwwwww, sliding in the mud....

Not certain about that prostate thingy, but if American Pie is anything to judge by it's probably quite stimulating.


Posted by dj_helen_k on Dec-12-2002 02:54:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Dowlz
Ewwwwwwww, sliding in the mud....

Not certain about that prostate thingy, but if American Pie is anything to judge by it's probably quite stimulating.



lmao!

good ole' american pie.
hehe


ive tried n tested the 'prostate' trick on my boy...
very very very goood


Posted by torontotrance on Dec-12-2002 02:56:

ok....it works like this....you can use my sig....but MAKE IT DIFFERENT then mine.....i mean different. I don't mind having similar sigs but exact sigs that are copied....bother me.


Posted by DJ Dowlz on Dec-12-2002 03:09:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_helen_k
lmao!

good ole' american pie.
hehe


ive tried n tested the 'prostate' trick on my boy...
very very very goood


ROTFLMAO!!! True Aussie openness at its best. I doubt you'll find another bulletin board in which its members talk about sticking their fingers up their parterns' asses!!!


Posted by dj_helen_k on Dec-12-2002 04:16:

yeh.
well thats me i guess! :P

very honest and open!...no secrets with me...

soz! for those peeps that i may have offended!


Posted by ProDiGaL on Dec-12-2002 04:17:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Dowlz
Ewwwwwwww, sliding in the mud....

Not certain about that prostate thingy, but if American Pie is anything to judge by it's probably quite stimulating.

wasnt it roadtrip, the hot nurse at the sperm bank......
my gf offered to try tricks like that on me too helen telling me that those beads r for guys, i mean comon! asif! they were designed for girls from day one damnit,
well guys thats what happens, you hint about anal sex with your gf, and all of a sudden they wanna put stuff up your ass


Posted by dj_helen_k on Dec-12-2002 04:21:

quote:
Originally posted by ProDiGaL
wasnt it roadtrip, the hot nurse at the sperm bank......
my gf offered to try tricks like that on me too helen telling me that those beads r for guys, i mean comon! asif! they were designed for girls from day one damnit,
well guys thats what happens, you hint about anal sex with your gf, and all of a sudden they wanna put stuff up your ass


LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!
hahahahha

well, yes, thats wot happens wen u wanna try da' greek styles ....

its only fair? dont u think?

LMAO!!!

remember....."compromise" peeeepplz!..


LMAO!!!


Posted by Philby on Dec-12-2002 07:45:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_helen_k
LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!
hahahahha

well, yes, thats wot happens wen u wanna try da' greek styles ....

its only fair? dont u think?

LMAO!!!

remember....."compromise" peeeepplz!..


LMAO!!!


right.
even if it kills my mum, im staying away from greek girls....



lol
where's inacoma for this discussion?


Posted by dj_helen_k on Dec-12-2002 08:08:

LOL @ philby


hey even tho im greek.....
i definately stay away from greek styles!!!
LMAO!


Posted by ProDiGaL on Dec-12-2002 09:30:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_helen_k
LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!
hahahahha

well, yes, thats wot happens wen u wanna try da' greek styles ....

its only fair? dont u think?

LMAO!!!

remember....."compromise" peeeepplz!..


LMAO!!!

heheh allways the way, "lets try it on you first an see how it feels"
i was only joking in the first place, funny how things can trun around so much hey? before you know it im almost getting it up there, the topic has never surfaced again


Posted by webmeister on Dec-12-2002 11:54:

one innocent comment and look what i've started!

10 bucks says the next poll will be: Have you ever had someone put something in your ass?


Posted by Philby on Dec-12-2002 11:55:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_helen_k
LOL @ philby


hey even tho im greek.....
i definately stay away from greek styles!!!
LMAO!


hehehe
i finally say 'my big fat greek wedding' last week, it was hilarious! when my dad saw he said it was so true, he went through the same shit!!!
hehe what a pisser!


Posted by dj_helen_k on Dec-12-2002 11:57:

quote:
Originally posted by webmeister
one innocent comment and look what i've started!

10 bucks says the next poll will be: Have you ever had someone put something in your ass?




its all ur fault!!!! webby!

who else started the whole "male g spot ass thing?*


looks around..

hmm


Posted by drizzt81 on Dec-12-2002 18:54:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_helen_k
gregztar!

thankx babe!
im well!

yes!
i aint lettin no foookin MALE get to me!
no more!


btw: have u still got the same cellphone # ?

/ me will call u.



my cell phone number (in the US) had changed and my germany one is currently with my dad.


Posted by drizzt81 on Dec-12-2002 18:57:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_helen_k
tis true fella's...
some men get highly aroused aound that area

...

nothing wrong with some Ass love is there :P


no nothing wrong with that
as u said, some men gat very around and it seems to be a good thing to do



anyway, i am sorry that this simple little 'hello' escalated like this
bahahahahaha

my 1337 skillz


Posted by Jah on Dec-13-2002 07:39:

haha guys
pm!
btw. you guys have serious sexual tension. im sorry it had to be said.


Posted by escee on Dec-13-2002 09:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Jah
haha guys
pm!
btw. you guys have serious sexual tension. im sorry it had to be said.


haha nice


Posted by drizzt81 on Dec-13-2002 19:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Jah
btw. you guys have serious sexual tension. im sorry it had to be said.


is sexual tension a bad thing?


Posted by escee on Dec-14-2002 00:37:

quote:
Originally posted by drizzt81
is sexual tension a bad thing?


if your not getting any it is.


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