Is it bad for your health if you hold your fart all the time?

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Posted by nekholm on Jan-14-2003 18:15:

quote:
Originally posted by hansolo
If more people just farted, with out fear, the world would be a more peaceful place.

Yes, and I wouldn't have to hold in my farts in class. I usually feel a huge one coming (your entire stomach filled with air ), so I just go to the bathroom and let a looong one, and it feels so good

Some guys in my class fart when they feel for it, but their are silent and smelly, I want mine to be loud, or at least heard. A fart without sound is like a comicstrip with no humor.

Posted by kirbtastic on Jan-14-2003 21:34:

farts and midgets are always funny...do u fart in your sleep??? some kid in med school once told me the gas is just absorbed back into the blood stream...i hope hes right cause im always falling asleep on the train on the way home from work.

Posted by blighty on Jan-14-2003 22:02:

Hi,

Hahaha, this must be one of the most funniest threads ever

Greetings,
Blighty

Posted by sooper on Jan-14-2003 22:04:

quote:
Originally posted by kirbtastic
farts and midgets are always funny...

You'd get a kick out of my farting midget.

Posted by Porky on Jan-15-2003 03:39:

hmmm

quote:
Originally posted by kewlness
which brings me to a new question...

Why does smelling your own fart feel more enjoyable than smelling someone else's fart??

good question!

pork

Posted by Essential1 on Jan-15-2003 06:31:

My friend told his gf that the worse his farts smell, the more he loves her. Then she started crying & he said "don't cry", & she said "I can't help it, it smells so bad"

Farts are also a great way to get a seat on the bus. just let one out & people will clear out for you.

ooooo, and farting in elevators had to be the funniest thing in the world!

Posted by Rostros on Jan-15-2003 13:26:

put a tube up ur ass , and let the gas flow out ?

Posted by sooper on Jan-15-2003 15:26:

Back in the day when I used to work at an overnight summer camp, me along with some of the staff spent a rainy day collecting our farts in one small empty water bottle (we were bored). Anyway, we spent the next day asking the junior staff if they knew of any staff drinking at night on the beach (this was against camp rules) and then we'd produce the empty water bottle, uncap it, and ask the junior staff if it smelled like vodka.

You would think that smelling a large amount of farts in a bottle wouldn't make you puke - but you thought wrong!!

Poor poor junior staff.

Posted by whiskers on Jan-15-2003 16:39:

didn't someone come up with one of the worst inventions ever? anti-fart underwear? with a carbon filter in the back so it traps "odors"?

Posted by sooper on Jan-15-2003 16:42:

quote:
Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
didn't someone come up with one of the worst inventions ever? anti-fart underwear? with a carbon filter in the back so it traps "odors"?

Never heard of it - but I once made some fart-enhancing underwear (patent pending).

I had to use a lot of elbow macaroni, glue and sparkles, and all those pipe cleaners sure came in handy.

Posted by KoreanDJ on Jan-15-2003 17:43:

"WHO LET THE FARTS OUT?" WHOOP~ WHOOP~ WHOOP!

Steve

Posted by trancegurl on Jan-15-2003 23:39:

quote:
Originally posted by hansolo
Farts are the lord's funny joke on humans, and a good one at that.

If more people just farted, with out fear, the world would be a more peaceful place.

WOW..i coudnt agree more...*bows down*

Posted by trancegurl on Jan-15-2003 23:47:

my mom farts more than my sister (who has the long lasting smell farts), me (i fart a variety of different ways) and my dad (who likes to fart on our faces) combined!

she farts even when we go to the store with her...what's worse is that she blames it on us..she even farted in front of my study group one time in college...

she's my role model...

Posted by hansolo on Jan-16-2003 00:29:

quote:
WOW..i coudnt agree more...*bows down*

Trance + Farts, your the COOLEST!!

Posted by sooper on Jan-16-2003 00:37:

quote:
Originally posted by hansolo
Trance + Farts, your the COOLEST!!

I remember when you used to think I was the coolest because I loved trance & farts.

I want my Fartin'Jesus doll back.

Posted by Aldrian on Jan-16-2003 06:23:

it's not dangerous or really bad for your health. but if you do it on the long run constantly holding it for long periods of time then that might and i say MIGHT be bad for you health. you might start having cramps more often or have stomach aches or bad digestion. non life threatening effects.

dude if you have to always fart, that means you seriously got to change your diets. don't drink anymore soda or anything carbonated. no orange juice too. and for the 1 millionth time, drink water constantly. i have noticed that water is seriously good for you and changes your body functions. you dont get dehydrated, don't get thirsty as often, you don't crave for sugar too much, you do pee alot and i have noticed that my gas has gone down alot.

Posted by KoreanDJ on Jan-16-2003 07:29:

sheeeeeit! H20 is the way to go huh? lol

Steve

Posted by benoitfan on Jan-17-2003 00:39:

LOL THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THREAD EVER

Posted by Trancewave on Jan-17-2003 00:45:

I can't believe this thread has gone on for 3 pages

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jan-17-2003 00:55:

this thread really is a load of guff

Posted by Nalin on Jan-17-2003 06:24:

OMG, this has to be the funniest thread i've read in a very long thread

rofl

Posted by Dj Odelpha on Jan-17-2003 14:11:

this thread is some funny shit

Posted by extulas on Jan-17-2003 16:11:

Re: Re: Re: Is it bad for your health if you hold your fart all the time?

quote:
Originally posted by Dmatrox
I hate when people fart in closed spaces like airplanes. grr

not only are machines affecting global warming, we are!

Oh jeez! Comming back from Germany one year, Someone farted on the plain, And as soon as everyone smealt it, Everyone would shut up, And noone talked or else that would be aknowledging that fart, So I msitting next to some guy I dont know, And he starts looking at me! And then these two kids in the seat behind me start laughing, SO I was trying my hardest not to laugh! It was horrible. We never found out who it was.

Posted by sooper on Jan-17-2003 17:49:

One time my lil dog walked into my room, farted, looked back over his shoulder at me, wagged his tail twice, and walked right back out.

Posted by KoreanDJ on Jan-17-2003 17:51:

lol......

a little update: I fart all the time, i dont hold anything back

Steve

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